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Free Talk Live => The Polling Pit => Topic started by: Lindsey on December 04, 2006, 01:14:42 AM
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So we have some Cool Whip in the freezer at my house, left over from Thanksgiving. My mom likes this blasphemous substance, and I prefer actual whipped cream. I was curious about your opinions. Now, I too prefer homemade whipped cream, but for simplicity's sake, I'm only going to include only Cool-Whip and Reddi Wip on this poll. Granted, these are brand names, but you're all smart enough to liken the generic equivalents.
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I dont use either or any whipped cream substance
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I dont use either or any whipped cream substance
Why not?
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what would I eat it on? I've seen my cousin dip cookies in it, but I dont get down like that.
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what would I eat it on? I've seen my cousin dip cookies in it, but I dont get down like that.
Uhh, pie, ice cream, women. I don't know. It has lots of uses, I guess.
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Cool whip.
In my pants.
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what would I eat it on? I've seen my cousin dip cookies in it, but I dont get down like that.
Uhh, pie, ice cream, women. I don't know. It has lots of uses, I guess.
I think I'll stick with the chocolate syrup
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Cool whip.
In my pants.
Yesssssssssssssssss! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've seen people use the cool whip can to get high, its really quite a sad sight
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I've seen people use the cool whip can to get high, its really quite a sad sight
Cool Whip doesn't come in a can. It comes in a tub. Reddi Wip is the stuff in the can, and what they're using to get high.
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sorry I dont know my whipped creams :D
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sorry I dont know my whipped creams :D
You must learn!
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/hypershortie637/whipcream.gif)
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I love Cool Whip AND real whipped cream..
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More people need to vote for Reddi Whip, because it tastes more like actual whipped cream.
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More people need to vote for Reddi Whip, because it tastes more like actual whipped cream.
but cool whip tastes like cool whip. and that is all that matters.
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I like hearty, natural foods, not artificial crap like Cool Whip. The only thing I eat that's sweet is fruit - as nature intended. I used to have a diet coke addiction, but I got over it.
The ingredients for Cool Whip, as listed on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_whip), are:
water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil, sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavorings, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 80, sorbitan monostearate, and beta carotene.
Sodium caseinate is a milk protein, so Cool Whip may be unacceptable to those avoiding dairy products for medical, ethical, or religious reasons.
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I doubt Reddi-wip (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddi-wip) is any different, except maybe a slightly different patented formula for the things your silly taste buds mistake for taste.
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I like hearty, natural foods, not artificial crap like Cool Whip. The only thing I eat that's sweet is fruit - as nature intended.
Nature intends for you to consume as much sugar and fat as humanly possible, which is why they taste so good. Nature also intends for you to die by age 35 or so, have as many children as you can, and kill people not likely to be related to you if they present competition for resources. Nature's kind of a bitch that way. :)
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I don't know what its made out of, but Real Whipped cream is way better than cool whip.
Edit: I wonder how many people would still use it if they had called it lame-whip or nerdy-whip?
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Cool Whip can be stored, frozen and can be handy in a pinch. Reddi Whip is, probably close to real whipped cream and taste better.
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So we have some Cool Whip in the freezer at my house, left over from Thanksgiving. My mom likes this blasphemous substance...
Whipped creamis better but they are both very good. Whipped cream is also better for you.
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sorry I dont know my whipped creams :D
You must learn!
Hell yeah! Let's get to it.
Anyway...no one's mentioned this yet:
COOOOOOOOOL WHIIIIIIIP YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! 8)
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Um whipped cream is just that...whipped... cream. Then they ad sugar. You can make the good stuff at home with a blender.
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Um whipped cream is just that...whipped... cream. Then they ad sugar. You can make the good stuff at home with a blender.
I have a friend who works at a head shop and sells whipits and those cools pitcher looking things for making whipped cream. That is definitely the way to go. No matter what your intentions.
Lindsey, tell that to your friends who are using reddi whip to get high. What a waste of money.
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How does that work?
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How does that work?
It gets you high.
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No shit... I thought he was discribing some kind of contraction with which to inhale it.
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No shit... I thought he was discribing some kind of contraction with which to inhale it.
The BOTTLE dumb dumb.
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This just confused me a bit.
"I have a friend who works at a head shop and sells whipits and those cools pitcher looking things for making whipped cream."
"Whipits"? "those cools pitcher looking things for making whipped cream"?
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I'm kind of confused too. Like I said, I prefer to make it myself but it wasn't feasable for Thanksgiving. I don't think it would have survived the trip down to my house. Plus, I couldn't find the fucking beaters for the hand mixer at my friend's mom's house (I was house sitting that week), and I've been spoiled ever since I bought a mixer for myself. I used to just whip cream and other things by hand.
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So how come no one's made a sex joke in this thread yet?
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To do a whiphtruijeIT, you just push the botton and take in the gas. It is not a great idea. It only makes you happy for a few seconds. Some people do several at one time.
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To do a whiphtruijeIT, you just push the botton and take in the gas. It is not a great idea. It only makes you happy for a few seconds. Some people do several at one time.
Don't you get a face full of whipped cream?
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I love Cool Whip AND real whipped cream..
I second this.
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To do a whiphtruijeIT, you just push the botton and take in the gas. It is not a great idea. It only makes you happy for a few seconds. Some people do several at one time.
Don't you get a face full of whipped cream?
There is no whip cream, it is just gas. It goes in your month and doesn't get on your face. The hardest part is playing dumb when you mom asks what happened to all of her bottles- why they don't work.
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To do a whiphtruijeIT, you just push the botton and take in the gas. It is not a great idea. It only makes you happy for a few seconds. Some people do several at one time.
Don't you get a face full of whipped cream?
There is no whip cream, it is just gas. It goes in your month and doesn't get on your face. The hardest part is playing dumb when you mom asks what happened to all of her bottles- why they don't work.
So the bottles aren't empty, and they're just basically sucking down large amounts of whipped cream and a little bit of gas?
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To do a whiphtruijeIT, you just push the botton and take in the gas. It is not a great idea. It only makes you happy for a few seconds. Some people do several at one time.
Don't you get a face full of whipped cream?
There is no whip cream, it is just gas. It goes in your month and doesn't get on your face. The hardest part is playing dumb when you mom asks what happened to all of her bottles- why they don't work.
So the bottles aren't empty, and they're just basically sucking down large amounts of whipped cream and a little bit of gas?
You suck down the gas, empty the bottles of gas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide
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Thanks. If I ever go batshit insane, I'll be sure to utilize this new found knowledge.
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Thanks. If I ever go batshit insane, I'll be sure to utilize this new found knowledge.
just don't "choke on it" Apparently, I've done that before :lol:
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How does that work?
It's looks like a coffee butler with an appendage for putting the whip it just like a CO2 cartridge thing that screws into the handle of a cheap BB pistol. Fill it with cream. load a Whip-it and squeeze. Or don't fill it with cream load a whip-it and squeeze. One gets you whipped cream coming out and the other gets you N2O with repectable pressure but not so fast that the quick expansion freezed you lungs.
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Sounds fun?! I don't think I will be trying it anytime soon. I had nitrous at the doctors office once and did not like it.
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This just confused me a bit.
"I have a friend who works at a head shop and sells whipits and those cools pitcher looking things for making whipped cream."
"Whipits"? "those cools pitcher looking things for making whipped cream"?
whip-it = N2O cartridge
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Ok I understand now.
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Sounds fun?! I don't think I will be trying it anytime soon. I had nitrous at the doctors office once and did not like it.
I tried it for the first time before a Korn concert recently. Never had it at the dentist. Figured it wouldn't kill me. It's overrated.
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Yeah they gave me too much and it was horrible. I started breathing irregularly.
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whip its are for losers, it reminds me of people huffing paint and shit like that :P
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whip its are for losers, it reminds me of people huffing paint and shit like that :P
I'm not recommending it but it's a far cry from huffing paint. It's medical/food grade. They don't make paint with that designation.
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I'm not really in a position to make that judgement, I have done neither.............its just what comes to my mind when I hear people talking about inhalants
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I've never huffed intenially but I do quite a bit of painting. I wouldn't have done the nitrous if I didn't know that dentists do it all the time. I wouldn't make a habit of it for sure but medically I expect it's a lot safer.
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dont whip its only last a couple minutes?
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dont whip its only last a couple minutes?
Much less than that. I covered this. BTW, if you want advice on this, don't ask here. Go to Ian's favorite website. Also, don't be a fool, stay in school. Drug Free an proud since 2007.
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me no need advice, I've decided against it a long time ago
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I've never huffed intenially but I do quite a bit of painting. I wouldn't have done the nitrous if I didn't know that dentists do it all the time. I wouldn't make a habit of it for sure but medically I expect it's a lot safer.
Turn me upside down and paint me blue?
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OK.... But we're gonna need to put some eye bolts in your ceiling.
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OK.... But we're gonna need to put some eye bolts in your ceiling.
K.
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I don't like when people put Cool Whip in the freezer. It ruins the whole point of it.
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Err.....you do know that you can get nitrous much more easily and effectively by simply buying the cannisters at a head shop, right? Just ask for a box of "whipits." They're legal, because they're just what you use to make whipped cream the old-fashioned way (of course that doesn't explain selling them at a head shop, but....). I think last time I got some it was about 24 for $12 or so. Of course you also need a cracker (http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/show_image.php?i=nitrous/nitrous_cracker3.jpg) and some balloons into which to dispense the nitrous.
I don't really consider it worth it unless you're already doing something else like acid or ecstasy, though. But combine nitrous with one or both of the above and you can have an amazing experience....just make sure you're sitting down first.
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This won't kill me, right?
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N2O poisoning happens. There was a famous physicist that liked to profess the superiority of N2O over alcohol. He died on N2O poisoning. He did it a LOT.
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This won't kill me, right?
what kind of a question is that? everything in large quantities will kill.
ever see someone who gets too much beta carotene in their system and their skin starts to turn orange? and that stuffs supposed to be good for you.
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Err.....you do know that you can get nitrous much more easily and effectively by simply buying the cannisters at a head shop, right?
That is what some of use are talking about. Go to food store. Buy gas for whip cream.
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Err.....you do know that you can get nitrous much more easily and effectively by simply buying the cannisters at a head shop, right?
That is what some of use are talking about. Go to food store. Buy gas for whip cream.
I don't know of any food stores that still sell it like that.
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Err.....you do know that you can get nitrous much more easily and effectively by simply buying the cannisters at a head shop, right?
That is what some of use are talking about. Go to food store. Buy gas for whip cream.
I don't know of any food stores that still sell it like that.
you can easily buy it right off the good ole internets:
http://www.creamright.com/
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This won't kill me, right?
No, but one of us might. :P
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This won't kill me, right?
No, but one of us might. :P
Usually, in grade school, when a girl or boy really like each other they'll physically hurt the other person.
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This won't kill me, right?
No, but one of us might. :P
Usually, in grade school, when a girl or boy really like each other they'll physically hurt the other person.
that is grade school. as adults when we physically hurt someone it is for the sheer joy we get out of physically hurting someone.
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This won't kill me, right?
No, but one of us might. :P
Usually, in grade school, when a girl or boy really like each other they'll physically hurt the other person.
that is grade school. as adults when we physically hurt someone it is for the sheer joy we get out of physically hurting someone.
See? Joy. She'd get joy from it.
I'm halfwaaay in...8)
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back off tubby, I was here first.
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I didn't say I was gonna hurt the kid. I'm sure somebody else would throw in a punch somewhere. :P
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silly question here, you refer to taors as a kid and yet you are only 2 years older than he is. does crossing over the cusp of 18 really make that big of a difference?
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I'm not really paying attention to his age. Sometimes I forget mine. I'm just responding to his behavior, I guess.
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well, yes, you are right. he does act a little immature at times. but then again, don't we all?
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I suppose. It's a welcome respite from the real world. I'm not consciously referring to him as "kid" thinking "Har har, you're under the government's idea of adult age". It's more of a thing where he acts like a kid, and I act like a middle-aged spinster a lot. :P
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(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2294/112506z010tk3.jpg)
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I see you traded in the cheap malt liquor for something that won't hurt so bad in the morning.
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I see you traded in the cheap malt liquor for something that won't hurt so bad in the morning.
Nope. I just keep it around because I am a cultured host. Havent used that crap in years.
Get it in a tank, big difference. You cant fill a balloon from one of those little shittin things.
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Is the kind in a tank as pure? I'd think it would be more dangerous to use the stuff they stick in your engine than the medical grade. I don't know. Like I said, I just did it for the first time a few months ago and don't plan on making a habit of it.
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I am not well-versed in drug paraphernalia. I have no idea what that was a picture of. :(
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that's a whipped cream dispenser. the cream goes inside. The blue thing is a N2O cartridge. It goes in the thick appendage thingy and the whipped cream comes out the black appendage thingy.
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a whipped cream making machine. When fancy folks say whip cream, that is what they are talking about.
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I was referring to the blue thing. I knew the other one was for the cream.
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while Reddi Whip is awesome when looking to get high, Cool Whip tastes better.
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I was referring to the blue thing. I knew the other one was for the cream.
So you never made whipped cream? Oh, nevermind, you are not fancy, jus talk like you think you are.
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I was referring to the blue thing. I knew the other one was for the cream.
So you never made whipped cream? Oh, nevermind, you are not fancy, jus talk like you think you are.
Uhm, you don't need an expensive piece of equipment to make whipped cream. A chilled bowl and whisk will do just fine.
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Uhm, you don't need an expensive piece of equipment to make whipped cream. A chilled bowl and whisk will do just fine.
I'll look into that next time I am poor.
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Uhm, you don't need an expensive piece of equipment to make whipped cream. A chilled bowl and whisk will do just fine.
I'll look into that next time I am poor.
It has nothing to do with being poor. I could also stick it in the Kitchen Aid Mixer, or hire a slave and let them do it.
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Is the kind in a tank as pure? I'd think it would be more dangerous to use the stuff they stick in your engine than the medical grade. I don't know. Like I said, I just did it for the first time a few months ago and don't plan on making a habit of it.
Theres two kinds you can get in a tank, medical grade and industrial grade. Med is for dentists and such, industrial is obviously for use in machinery, like people use in cars to boost their ride. You need a license to get the med grade, they have a standard mix which I donno off the top of my head, 40% nitrous and 60 oxygen, something like that. At that point in the dentists chair, the dentist adds additional oxygen to keep you from getting too spaced out, or cuts back to make you spaced.
The industrial isn't filtered and contains all sorts of shit like sulphur. There is a distillation process whereby you can filter the industrial grade through water and charcoal (I believe its charcoal), the apparatus looks like grain silos and bubbles until pure, you catch the filtered gas in garbage bags.
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I'm surprised you don't need to be over a certain age to purchase Reddi Whip these days.
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Is it possible to hire a slave?
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Is it possible to hire a slave?
Probably.
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Is it possible to hire a slave?
Probably.
I don't believe the definition of "slave" supports the definition of "hire".... Does it?
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Is it possible to hire a slave?
Probably.
I don't believe the definition of "slave" supports the definition of "hire".... Does it?
The trick is to act like their job won't be so awful, and then start slowly treating them like dirt. I heard Wal-Mart is using that strategy for their "employees" now.
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The trick is to act like their job won't be so awful, and then start slowly treating them like dirt. I heard Wal-Mart is using that strategy for their "employees" now.
Not unlike training a new girlfriend then?
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The trick is to act like their job won't be so awful, and then start slowly treating them like dirt. I heard Wal-Mart is using that strategy for their "employees" now.
Not unlike training a new girlfriend then?
Or boyfriend, depending on your gender and/or sexual preference. I personally don't treat the people I date like dirt. They usually do that to me.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
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The trick is to act like their job won't be so awful, and then start slowly treating them like dirt. I heard Wal-Mart is using that strategy for their "employees" now.
Not unlike training a new girlfriend then?
Or boyfriend, depending on your gender and/or sexual preference. I personally don't treat the people I date like dirt. They usually do that to me.
Makes sense.
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The trick is to act like their job won't be so awful, and then start slowly treating them like dirt. I heard Wal-Mart is using that strategy for their "employees" now.
Not unlike training a new girlfriend then?
Or boyfriend, depending on your gender and/or sexual preference. I personally don't treat the people I date like dirt. They usually do that to me.
Makes sense.
Unfortunately, too many people are like you.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
Then he obviously is not dirt.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
Then he obviously is not dirt.
No doubt he left her (what a shock :shock: ) and she is mad.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
Then he obviously is not dirt.
Scum?
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
Then he obviously is not dirt.
Scum?
Scum has value to sea urchins and such.
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The analogy only goes so far. I don't treat people like dirt. I DO however tend to give the impression that I don't always get things my way until their choices are objectionable enough for me to point that out. It's not my intention to mislead.
Dirt has value.
My ex-boyfriend is dirt. He has no value.
Then he obviously is not dirt.
Scum?
Scum has value to sea urchins and such.
Ahh fuck it. He's worthless.
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I've been asking around in the real world and I've found ONE person who thinks the choice between cool/reddi whip is dependent upon the application. So not included in the poll is 4=reddi 1=depends. I didn't have time to got into specifics on the depends but I have my suspicions.
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You have piqued my interest.
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cool whip makes good lube
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I can't help you. She got off (OF WORK) at 10 pm and has to work at 7 am in the morning. So to call now would be rude. She'd answer and cooperate but I wouldn't do that.
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cool whip makes good lube
Seems too messy to me.
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I prefer Walmart brand canned whipped cream.
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You should test all the brands and get video. :lol:
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I'll be high as a kite.
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From whipped cream and whipped topping?
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Nitrous oxide propellant.
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I didn't say to get high, silly!
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Why else would I do it?
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For the whipped cream!
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Meh, I have three hours alone to myself tomorrow. I'll see what I can whip up. Eh.
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Why the fuck did you bump this thread...
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Someone brought up Cool Whip. Cool Whip is disgusting. Therefore...
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Why the fuck did you bump this thread...
Because Jesus loves you.
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I've seen people use the cool whip can to get high, its really quite a sad sight
bah.. waste of cash and reddi whip.
1. goto your local headshop
2. buy the n2o carts,
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4. profit
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Why does everyone always leave the second-to-last step empty? :?
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Because they are internet meme 'tardos.
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Because they are internet meme 'tardos.
or I just happen to find it funny. but your answer is just as good, I guess.
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Is there a name for this particular...thing?
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Is there a name for this particular...thing?
Not that I know of.. It just showed upon somethingawful.com in a post I was reading.
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Is there a name for this particular...thing?
Not that I know of.. It just showed upon somethingawful.com in a post I was reading.
It was also on the "underwear gnomes" episode of South Park.
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Why does everyone always leave the second-to-last step empty? :?
To indicate that they don't know any fucking way you could profit from the steps before it.
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1. Teach Lindsey about internet memes
2. Receive a resounding 'durrr?'
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
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Oh, sorry I didn't catch every stupid internet joke out there. I'll try to be more like Josh in the future. :lol:
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I'll try to be more like Josh in the future. :lol:
What are you going to do with a Fleshlight?
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Oh, sorry I didn't catch every stupid internet joke out there. I'll try to be more like Josh in the future. :lol:
Either love it or leave it.
If you have no business being on my internet, then kindly GTFO.
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Oh, sorry I didn't catch every stupid internet joke out there. I'll try to be more like Josh in the future. :lol:
Either love it or leave it.
If you have no business being on my internet, then kindly GTFO.
Right... :lol: :lol: :lol: