Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[dalebert]

[Pizzly]

I remember reading an article that explained how squatting is the healthiest way to take a shit, hence the reason humans' have squatted for most of history and still do in many countries. Sitting on a toilet is a modern concept, and apparently it's unhealthy.

[sillyperson]

[dalebert]

http://freekeene.com/2011/09/14/wtf-gov-smiley/

[Cognitive Dissident]

Funny.  Just read an article a few weeks ago, where this guy says he considers the NULL terminated string one of the most expensive one-byte mistakes in history.

[SeanD]

    Disclaimer: You probably shouldn't try this yourself, unless you're really desperate. I was driven to do this out of a need to suppress my testosterone in an irrevocable way. I had been taking Evanesce before, but my mother found the pills and made me stop, and the testosterone returned. If I can destroy my testicles, then no one can make my testosterone return like that.

    Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.

    I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.

    I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.

    With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.

    I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.

    I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.

    I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.

    Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.

http://boards.420chan.org/b/res/2010523.php

That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.

[dalebert]

That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.

Oh, it's definitely fucked up. However, as for the dead tissue, I think your body just absorbs it when it's internal and surrounded by live tissue like that. That's what I've heard. Also, I had my sinus tissue shrunk in a similar way. The doctor numbed my sinuses first, then inserted a probe that emits microwaves in a small radius, killing some sinus tissue, all under the surface of my mucus membranes. Over the next couple of weeks, my body absorbed it and my sinuses opened up some.

[dalebert]

http://freekeene.com/2011/09/14/wtf-gov-smiley/

The mystery of the NH Gov smiley has been solved, and I'm afraid it's a bit of a letdown. Damn it! I was going to call into Alex Jones.

[Fred]

That is some serious fucked up shit.  WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka?  I guess the good news is they won't breed.

Oh, it's definitely fucked up. However, as for the dead tissue, I think your body just absorbs it when it's internal and surrounded by live tissue like that. That's what I've heard. Also, I had my sinus tissue shrunk in a similar way. The doctor numbed my sinuses first, then inserted a probe that emits microwaves in a small radius, killing some sinus tissue, all under the surface of my mucus membranes. Over the next couple of weeks, my body absorbed it and my sinuses opened up some.

Is your breathing noticeably better now?

[dalebert]

[gibson042]

[dalebert]

[gibson042]

[Fred]

now, go fuck your ma.

[gibson042]

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