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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #2776 on: May 31, 2010, 04:08:51 PM »

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« Reply #2777 on: June 03, 2010, 08:08:21 PM »

Der Giftpilz by Julius Streicher.

Things are lively in Mr. Birkmann's 7th grade boys' class today. The teacher is talking about the Jew. The boys are fascinated.

"It is noon," he says. "We should summarize what we have learned in the past hour. What have we talked about?" All the children raise their hands. The teacher calls on Karl Scholz, a small lad in the front row. "We have talked about how to recognize the Jew."

"Good. Say more!"

Little Karl reaches for the pointer, steps up to the board and points at the drawings.

One can most easily tell a Jew by his nose. The Jew nose is bent at its point. It looks like the number six. We call it the Jew six. Many Aryans also have bent noses. But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. Such a nose is an eagle nose.

"Right!" says the teacher. "But the nose is not the only way to recognize a Jew..."

One can also recognize a Jew by his lips. His lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. Jew eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person.

The teacher calls on another lad. He is Fritz Müller, and is the best in the class:

Jew are usually small to mid-sized. They have short legs. Their arms are often short, too. Many Jew are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jew are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a nigger's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup.

The teacher turns to the students.

"Pay attention, children. Why does Fritz say 'many Jew have bow legs', or 'they often have receding foreheads,' or 'their hair is usually dark'?"

Heinrich Schmidt, a large, strong boy in the last row speaks:

Every Jew does not have these characteristics. Some do not have a proper Jew nose, but have Jew ears. Some do not have flat feet, but Jew eyes. There are even some Jew with blond hair. But when one looks carefully, one can always tell it is a Jew.

"Very good," the teacher says. "And now tell me about other ways to tell Jew from Aryan. Richard, come up here!"

Richard Krause, a smiling blond lad, goes to the board. He says:

One can recognize a Jew from his behavior. The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He "jabbers." His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jew.
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #2778 on: June 03, 2010, 10:31:22 PM »

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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #2779 on: June 04, 2010, 07:47:11 AM »

I was more disturbed by the mere existence of the actual show, than the parody laid down on top of it

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« Reply #2780 on: June 04, 2010, 01:00:57 PM »


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« Reply #2781 on: June 04, 2010, 05:37:47 PM »

I was more disturbed by the mere existence of the actual show, than the parody laid down on top of it

Me too.. saw it while flipping the channels to find a kids show while visiting my parents' place. I figured that "Discovery Kids" would be more of an educational/science kinda channel.
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« Reply #2782 on: June 05, 2010, 12:39:13 AM »

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« Reply #2784 on: June 06, 2010, 05:58:33 PM »

In the early 1980s, the Naval Investigative Service was investigating homosexuality in the Chicago area. Agents discovered that gay men sometimes referred to themselves as "friends of Dorothy." Unaware of the historical meaning of the term, the NIS believed that a woman named Dorothy was at the center of a massive ring of homosexual military personnel. The NIS launched an enormous hunt for Dorothy, hoping to find her and convince her to reveal the names of gay servicemembers.[6]
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« Reply #2785 on: June 07, 2010, 01:34:10 PM »

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« Reply #2787 on: June 07, 2010, 11:04:02 PM »

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« Reply #2788 on: June 08, 2010, 12:00:54 AM »



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