Toilet Paper

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Osborne]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

[freeAgent]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.

[Bill Brasky]

YOUR MOMS FACE.

[Lindsey]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.

I've seen them packaged together. 

[annyab]

Fuckin morons.  Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush.  Whats it for?  For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia.  If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.

lol

over in this household. There is just something wrong with under

[mikehz]

Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!

Anyway, a friend's five-year-old son once put one end of a hanging roll into the toilet, then flushed it. Damn near unraveled the entire thing.

[Lindsey]

Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!

Anyway, a friend's five-year-old son once put one end of a hanging roll into the toilet, then flushed it. Damn near unraveled the entire thing.

I'm going to try this.  In public.   

[Ed]

Fuckin morons.  Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush.  Whats it for?  For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia.  If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.

lol

over in this household. There is just something wrong with under

What would you need toilet paper for?

[error]

Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!

Somebody in this house keeps mounting it under, and it keeps falling into the trash can.

[Bill Brasky]

YOUR MOMS FACE.

I was completely sober, now I'm not. 

Dude, seriously, whats your problem? 

I don't know. 

You think that was funny?

Yes.

Well you're wrong. 

No, I'm not.

[phantomofroute66]

I carry my own squares in a ziplock bag when I'm out.  That way I'm not using a roll that hangs two inches from a jet-flush toilet and gets a misty shower of shit particles from god-knows-who every time somebody uses it.

Plus some guy at the office is always beating off in the toilet and then leaving it there.

[fisher]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.

Now that I have to clean shit off of peoples asses alot, wipes are the way to go. My kids insist on having a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet. Fisrt they use half a roll of toilet paper, then a  baby wipe or 50.....and they still don't flush.

[dalebert]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I keep those on hand and use as needed. They are not meant to replace toilet paper. Anal hygiene is very important for gay guys. My ass is probably cleaner than most of your mouths, at least Ed and Bonerjoe's mouths. Look at the language they use here. You guys should wash your mouths out with moist anal wipes!
 

[phantomofroute66]

Fuckin morons.  Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush.  Whats it for?  For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

Mine's an Anal B hard bristle, the butt brush most proctologists recommend.

[mikehz]

Okay, I'm now officially no longer clicking on this thread.