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Free Talk Live => The Polling Pit => Topic started by: error on August 20, 2007, 06:33:24 PM
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Over: (http://magicpork.com/images/toilet-paper-over.jpg)
Under: (http://magicpork.com/images/toilet-paper-under.jpg)
Sideways: (http://images.oldhouseweb.com/stories/bitmaps/2006/14737/large.jpg)
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This is a psych test. If you don't pick over you're psycho.
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This is a psych test. If you don't pick over you're psycho.
Ditto
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I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.
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What the shit.
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I've never understood why someone would want to roll "under". It's annoying.
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I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.
I think you can count that as sideways.
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You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.
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bidet
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You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.
^^ Proof that economists are NOT rational, despite our insistence that others be. ^^
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Over.
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Which ever way I happen to put the toilet paper roll on, I don't think about it in the slightest.
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You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.
That's pretty much the kind of heated reaction I got once when I suggested "over". It traumatized me so much that I'm not now an "under" guy.
EDIT: Fixed a typo that completely altered the intention of my statement :oops:
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Fuckin morons. Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush. Whats it for? For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.
Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia. If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.
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I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.
Worst way to dispense and unsightly in my opinion. Over ftw!
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.
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YOUR MOMS FACE.
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.
I've seen them packaged together.
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Fuckin morons. Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush. Whats it for? For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.
Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia. If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.
lol
over in this household. There is just something wrong with under
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Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!
Anyway, a friend's five-year-old son once put one end of a hanging roll into the toilet, then flushed it. Damn near unraveled the entire thing.
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Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!
Anyway, a friend's five-year-old son once put one end of a hanging roll into the toilet, then flushed it. Damn near unraveled the entire thing.
I'm going to try this. In public. :lol:
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Fuckin morons. Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush. Whats it for? For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.
Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia. If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.
lol
over in this household. There is just something wrong with under
What would you need toilet paper for?
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Toilet paper, is it now? Must really be bored!
Somebody in this house keeps mounting it under, and it keeps falling into the trash can.
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YOUR MOMS FACE.
I was completely sober, now I'm not.
Dude, seriously, whats your problem?
I don't know.
You think that was funny?
Yes.
Well you're wrong.
No, I'm not.
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I carry my own squares in a ziplock bag when I'm out. That way I'm not using a roll that hangs two inches from a jet-flush toilet and gets a misty shower of shit particles from god-knows-who every time somebody uses it.
Plus some guy at the office is always beating off in the toilet and then leaving it there.
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.
Now that I have to clean shit off of peoples asses alot, wipes are the way to go. My kids insist on having a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet. Fisrt they use half a roll of toilet paper, then a baby wipe or 50.....and they still don't flush.
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I keep those on hand and use as needed. They are not meant to replace toilet paper. Anal hygiene is very important for gay guys. My ass is probably cleaner than most of your mouths, at least Ed and Bonerjoe's mouths. Look at the language they use here. You guys should wash your mouths out with moist anal wipes!
:lol:
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Fuckin morons. Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush. Whats it for? For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.
Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
Mine's an Anal B hard bristle, the butt brush most proctologists recommend.
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Okay, I'm now officially no longer clicking on this thread. :lol:
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I keep those on hand and use as needed. They are not meant to replace toilet paper. Anal hygiene is very important for gay guys. My ass is probably cleaner than most of your mouths, at least Ed and Bonerjoe's mouths. Look at the language they use here. You guys should wash your mouths out with moist anal wipes!
:lol:
Why do you keep bringing up Jay and I? This is like the second or third time. What's the deal? Got a crush on one of us? :P
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I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.
I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.
Now that I have to clean shit off of peoples asses alot, wipes are the way to go. My kids insist on having a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet. Fisrt they use half a roll of toilet paper, then a baby wipe or 50.....and they still don't flush.
I never understood why vegans use toilet paper. Use your hand, it's natural.
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Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
Use your hand, it's natural.
It’s funny cause you think you’re kidding
(http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/AssetsTurkey/TravelDetails/Bath-Toilet/FlatToilet.jpg)
This has been your daily culture shock
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I know the left hand is the unclean hand. I'm not stupid.
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Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
Use your hand, it's natural.
It’s funny cause you think you’re kidding
(http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/AssetsTurkey/TravelDetails/Bath-Toilet/FlatToilet.jpg)
This has been your daily culture shock
I'm fully aware of the methods used for cleaning assholes in other cultures.
Consider me to be a specialist of such things, for future reference.
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Why do you keep bringing up Jay and I? This is like the second or third time. What's the deal? Got a crush on one of us? :P
[youtube=425,350]SftUFWkPkA0[/youtube]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SftUFWkPkA0
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Eww.
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Eww.
He's totally into you, dude.
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I never understood why vegans use toilet paper.
they only use toilet paper that isn't made out of animal products
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I never understood why vegans use toilet paper.
they only use toilet paper that isn't made out of animal products
But the removal of trees kills animals. Even if they are grown for that purpose.
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Fuckin morons. Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush. Whats it for? For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.
Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia. If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.
lol
over in this household. There is just something wrong with under
What would you need toilet paper for?
Cheryl Crow would love you. Evidently it only takes one square for her to wipe the cobwebs from her dried-up puckerhole, and she believes it should be plenty for the rest of us, too.
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I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. :lol:
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I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. :lol:
Asshole.
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I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. :lol:
Asshole.
This.
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I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. :lol:
Asshole.
This.
...is what you wipe?
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I never understood why vegans use toilet paper.
they only use toilet paper that isn't made out of animal products
But the removal of trees kills animals. Even if they are grown for that purpose.
What is your definition of vegan?
Let's look at wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan
Veganism (also strict or pure vegetarianism) is a philosophy and lifestyle that seeks to exclude the use of animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose.[1] Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.[2]
What does killing animals have to do with using animal products?
I can be a vegan and kill animals all day long.
But hands are made out of animal products. I am not going to use my hand anymore :P
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I use a toilet brush
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I use a toilet brush
Ow.
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I use a toilet brush
Ow.
Once you stop the river of blood, it's not so bad I hear.
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I use a toilet brush
Ow.
Once you stop the river of blood, it's not so bad I hear.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now look near the toilet. Theres an assbrush. Whats it for? Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass. Water, brush. Scrub your asshole.
Use your hand, it's natural.
It’s funny cause you think you’re kidding
(http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/AssetsTurkey/TravelDetails/Bath-Toilet/FlatToilet.jpg)
This has been your daily culture shock
This is great,.. My old roommates thought I was crazy to want to put a garbage disposal in our shower. To me, it seemed the perfect way to save time in the morning. After that, all I would need is a waterproof DS.
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Kramer! How ya been?
:D