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what do you consider yourself?

straight as an arrow
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bi/bi-curious
- 17 (21.8%)
gay
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Re: sexual orientation 2
« Reply #60 on: February 27, 2007, 10:29:52 PM »

When I'm over at my friend Stephanie's house, her mom always comes into the bedroom and says "What are you girls looking at?"  We always tell her it's midget porn. 

But they're so little. Don't they get hurt? Or is it all little people? I couldn't imagine a little woman getting spun around on the end of some six foot dude's... I guess I just did imagine it. Ugh.
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« Reply #61 on: February 27, 2007, 10:32:03 PM »

I don't know.  We never actually watched midget porn.  It's just something we say to freak her mom out. 
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Re: sexual orientation 2
« Reply #62 on: February 27, 2007, 10:32:58 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
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« Reply #63 on: February 27, 2007, 10:35:41 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.

-- Bridget
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« Reply #64 on: February 27, 2007, 10:36:58 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.

-- Bridget

See?
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« Reply #65 on: February 27, 2007, 10:38:38 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

Be thankful I kept my shirt on. 
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« Reply #66 on: February 27, 2007, 10:40:17 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

Be thankful I kept my shirt on. 

Yeah, but you're a pretty girl and all, not some lil' tyke sized woman spinning around on some huge dude's shaft, almost lifting him from the floor like a Heli-O-Copter.
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« Reply #67 on: February 27, 2007, 10:41:57 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.

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Re: sexual orientation 2
« Reply #68 on: February 27, 2007, 10:44:57 PM »

Well, you damaged my soul, sister.

I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.

-- Bridget

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I've got a perfect penis for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll bend over for me


ROFL   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2007, 10:46:21 PM »

The only thing scarier than plain midgets Oompa Fucking Loompas.

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