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Free Talk Live => The Polling Pit => Topic started by: DogOn on June 26, 2007, 08:36:44 PM
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I myself am very much looking forward to the day where I can get some sort of implant/chemical treatment that makes me attracted to both sexes.
I have trouble enough as it is getting laid by attractive people of any gender, let alone finding a girl with a penchant for getting high and gaming. I think if there was ever proof that you don't choose your sexual preferences, I'm it. I've tried jacking off to gay porn, but I can't really see myself enjoying fucking a guy, let alone having a dick in my own ass.
Most people I talk to about it seem to think it's weird because they aren't attracted to the same sex now, they don't seem to realise if you could find either gender sexually attractive you could double your chances of fucking hot people.
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PM a guy named bonerjoe. He'll give you the details there.
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It doesn't improve your chances any, I'll tell you that right now.
Hey its simple math.
Roughly half of the population are male, I don't want to fuck any man, plus the fact I hate pubs/clubs and am erring on the autistic side, I'm fairly ugly, there's got to be probably maximum of 1 out of every 5000 women who I would want to fuck and they return the sentiment. I don't meet that many people, bisexuality would be a huge boon to my sex life.
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Interesting question. It would at least double your chances of getting a date. On the one hand, the thought of sex with a sweaty, smelly male is a real turn-off. On the other, plenty of women appear to put up with it.
(Of course, that might be why women are not as interested in sex as men.)
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It really doesn't double your chances. TRUST CYRO AND I. Not every girl is willing to date a bi guy, and not every other guy in the world is bi. So in the end you don't double your chances.
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The army is working on it.
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Well Dogon... it looks like you might be partly gay anyway. :)
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I have trouble enough as it is getting laid by attractive people of any gender
Huh? I have like 50 people wanting to touch me in my pants right now, and I would probably been voted "Least Likely To Get Laid" at my high school prom.
You has the interwebs, use them.
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I suppose things have changed these days. In the Sixties, dating was easy.
Really easy.
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I suppose things have changed these days. In the Sixties, dating was easy.
Really easy.
Ever watch that show Blind Date?
Yeah...
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I dont date. I hang out.
If I hang out and someone happens to be there, then we go hang out privately, and that is enjoyable, maybe then I'll consider dating.
I think its easier to work some things in reverse. Why should I bother dating someone I've never hung out with? That could be difficult. Especially BLIND dating, jesus christ, theres a can of worms.
I would be willing to bet I could arrange a blind date by midnight Friday if I put my feelers out. Never even bothered to try that method.
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the thought of sex with a sweaty, smelly male is a real turn-off.
the hypothetical nature of the question would mean sex with a (presumably hot) guy would be a turn on.
I need the whole bisexuality not doubling chances of sex explained to me again. Is it meant to be that straight/gay people wont want to date a bisexual? Sure it won't make me more attractive to either sex, and it might make a relationship more difficult, but for sheer potential sex partners I'm really not seeing it
I have alot more male friends than female, I have alot more in common with my male friends, geeky libertarian is a pretty male oriented group so it would really help for me to be able to enjoy cock.
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the thought of sex with a sweaty, smelly male is a real turn-off.
the hypothetical nature of the question would mean sex with a (presumably hot) guy would be a turn on.
I need the whole bisexuality not doubling chances of sex explained to me again. Is it meant to be that straight/gay people wont want to date a bisexual? Sure it won't make me more attractive to either sex, and it might make a relationship more difficult, but for sheer potential sex partners I'm really not seeing it
I have alot more male friends than female, I have alot more in common with my male friends, geeky libertarian is a pretty male oriented group so it would really help for me to be able to enjoy cock.
Some straight girls are bothered by a guy liking other guys. Some Gay guys are bothered by the guy still liking girls.
That always struck me as weird. I mean, as long as we're in a monogamous relationship (or we're using protection) I frankly don't care who he likes as long as I'm afforded the same courtesy.
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Odd, why? The same thing goes for some people when it comes to race, age group, or fitness level. It is no shock that some girls don't want a guy that could date another guy or some guy doesn't want to date a guy that could date a girl.
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It doesn't improve your chances any, I'll tell you that right now.
The hell it doesn't! Have you ever been to a gay chat-room? You can hook up faster than it takes to deliver a pizza!
So if your heterosexual plans don't work out... There's always Plan B. :lol:
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The hell it doesn't! Have you ever been to a gay chat-room? You can hook up faster than it takes to deliver a pizza!
If that's true, then being bi would actually more than double your dating opportunities.
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It doesn't improve your chances any, I'll tell you that right now.
The hell it doesn't! Have you ever been to a gay chat-room? You can hook up faster than it takes to deliver a pizza!
So if your heterosexual plans don't work out... There's always Plan B. :lol:
Ummm yeah... if you'll fuck anything... STDs included.
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Yup.
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I wouldn't want to make myself something I'm not. I think the chances are that if you can't find someone who's attracted to you from the opposite (or same) sex, then adding the other sex to the list of options probably won't make a big difference in your success. There's probably just something about you that you need to work on to try and become more attractive to other people in general.
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That, or you are targeting the wrong kind of people.
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
Um, lot's of guys like having sex for more than an hour. I can go at it 3 times in a night before I usually get tired of the sexin'. Not to mention that some guys actually like to cuddle as well. Stereotypes can be right, but don't rely on them. :P Personally I think the male body is attractive in a rugged and utilitarian sort of way... kind of like picking a truck over a sportscar.
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I enjoy sportscars, thank you very much.
:P
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think it's a good idea. Most women are already bi (just my opinion) and with more guys getting into relationships among themselves, that would increase my selection. I say go for it! :lol:
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I donno. I've taken enough chemicals to alter my perceptions.
You wanna hook up with a guy, go to a rave (or whatever the underground is calling itself these days) and try some X.
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:lol: Well I've taken part in a few "quickies" in club bathrooms and behind warehouses in the ghetto... but I'm more of an all night sex kinda guy. If I wanted to get off in 15, 30, or 45 minutes... I would use my hand.
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I'd like to have an "off" switch to free me from the slavery of libido, provided I could turn it back on whenever I met a woman who appealed to the part of me that didn't get switched off.
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A leisurely meal is always preferable to fast food. And, more filling.
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
Um, lot's of guys like having sex for more than an hour. I can go at it 3 times in a night before I usually get tired of the sexin'. Not to mention that some guys actually like to cuddle as well. Stereotypes can be right, but don't rely on them. :P Personally I think the male body is attractive in a rugged and utilitarian sort of way... kind of like picking a truck over a sportscar.
I've never gone under an hour, but hey. :?
do you know what you call a man who says he can have sex for many hours many times a night, LAIRS
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I myself am very much looking forward to the day where I can get some sort of implant/chemical treatment that makes me attracted to both sexes.
I have trouble enough as it is getting laid by attractive people of any gender, let alone finding a girl with a penchant for getting high and gaming. I think if there was ever proof that you don't choose your sexual preferences, I'm it. I've tried jacking off to gay porn, but I can't really see myself enjoying fucking a guy, let alone having a dick in my own ass.
Most people I talk to about it seem to think it's weird because they aren't attracted to the same sex now, they don't seem to realise if you could find either gender sexually attractive you could double your chances of fucking hot people.
Perhaps you should stop trying to fuck "hot people".
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
If you have to have sex for an hour before your lady finishes, you're not doing it right. :lol: You are right, there does seem to be a shortage of women who aren't bitchy. I find it rather bothersome, gives the rest of us a bad name! At the same though, there are plenty of negative traits in men.
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
Um, lot's of guys like having sex for more than an hour. I can go at it 3 times in a night before I usually get tired of the sexin'. Not to mention that some guys actually like to cuddle as well. Stereotypes can be right, but don't rely on them. :P Personally I think the male body is attractive in a rugged and utilitarian sort of way... kind of like picking a truck over a sportscar.
I've never gone under an hour, but hey. :?
do you know what you call a man who says he can have sex for many hours many times a night, LAIRS
Cool, I'm a Lair. At least I'm not a liar. 8)
you are also a fcuking dmubass but at least you call spell
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
If you have to have sex for an hour before your lady finishes, you're not doing it right. :lol: You are right, there does seem to be a shortage of women who aren't bitchy. I find it rather bothersome, gives the rest of us a bad name! At the same though, there are plenty of negative traits in men.
this begs the question, how long does it take a woman to finish? it also brings shame all the other guys on this thread that have sex all night long. btw when I say an hour that included about 15 minuets of pussy licking.
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I make no claims. Join me and draw your own conclusions. (No guys, please)
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
If you have to have sex for an hour before your lady finishes, you're not doing it right. :lol: You are right, there does seem to be a shortage of women who aren't bitchy. I find it rather bothersome, gives the rest of us a bad name! At the same though, there are plenty of negative traits in men.
this begs the question, how long does it take a woman to finish? it also brings shame all the other guys on this thread that have sex all night long. btw when I say an hour that included about 15 minuets of pussy licking.
Are you 15? Have you ever had sex? No one proposes that you go non-stop all night. However going for 10 minutes, shooting all over someone, then walking out of the room isn't very romantic or respectful. Stretch it out, have some fun, reload and go again you pussy. The act of sex is more than just simply fucking. It includes foreplay as well as after sex activities.
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hey it would be great, I would not have to put up with women any more, I know some of you might say "you just haven't found the right girl yet" but there seems to be a shortage of women who will speak there mind AND not be a bitch. Plus with a male on male relationship you would not have to have sex for an hour before they finish, it would be sweet. it is too bad women are so dam attractive and guys are so ugly.
If you have to have sex for an hour before your lady finishes, you're not doing it right. :lol: You are right, there does seem to be a shortage of women who aren't bitchy. I find it rather bothersome, gives the rest of us a bad name! At the same though, there are plenty of negative traits in men.
this begs the question, how long does it take a woman to finish? it also brings shame all the other guys on this thread that have sex all night long. btw when I say an hour that included about 15 minuets of pussy licking.
Pussy licking including, it still doesn't take an hour. How long does it take? Depends on the woman and a number of other factors. By myself it can be anywhere from 3 to 10 minutes. With someone else it can be anywhere from 10 - 20 minutes. If I were to go for an hour, I'd have atleast 4 of 'em, providing the dude knows what he's doing.
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Pussy licking including, it still doesn't take an hour. How long does it take? Depends on the woman and a number of other factors. By myself it can be anywhere from 3 to 10 minutes. With someone else it can be anywhere from 10 - 20 minutes. If I were to go for an hour, I'd have atleast 4 of 'em, providing the dude knows what he's doing.
Pictures?...
JUST KIDDING JULIA! :P
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I chose "Yep" because I feel like I can relate to the whole str8 dating style so much better. I'm weird in that I'm not in a hurry to get to sex with someone. With two guys, if you're not having sex within 15 mins of the start of the date, you're a PRUDE. I prefer a certain comfort level first and I actually desire a relationship. If you just want non-commital sex, gay is perfect for you. Othewise, you're going to be in the minority. Also, it seems like the people I've been with always finish sex a lot sooner than I would prefer. I seem to hit it off with women and I've experienced a lot of flirtations from women that I can tell, just from my non-hormonal objective judgement, are totally hot. Times like that, I get really annoyed that I don't have even an ounce of bisexuality in me. Maybe it's because I'm more at ease with them because I'm not constantly (or ever) scheming about getting into their pants. If I'm chatting with a woman it's because, surprise surprise, I'm actually interested in what she has to say. If I were actually sexually interested in women, I might lose that trait, which would be tragically ironic.
For those of you that think you might be just a little bit bisexual and might want to experiment, I can let you in on a little secret. Just play on the notion that you're completely straight but you'd just like a BJ or something because you're girlfriend won't do it or is no good at it or whatever. Be clear that you have NO interest in reciprocating AT ALL. If you're reasonably attractive, there are SO many gay guys that will be SO turned on by the idea of non-reciprocal sex with a butch str8 guy.
They're gonna revoke my gay card for letting that one slip... or award me. Not sure which.
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Then consider your card revoked... because it is true. We love "st8" guy sex. If you are interested please fill out a form with a photo included... and we'll get to you as soon as we are done with the others.
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"I have trouble enough as it is getting laid by attractive people of any gender, let alone finding a girl with a penchant for getting high and gaming."
It's weird, but I know a lot of girls who smoke, and a lot of girls who play games, but not a lot who fall into both. But with males, it seems that most who like one, also like the other.
Also, from the words of a bi friend of mine, it's not all roses. It's hard enough being sexually frustrated by half the population, but when every single attractive person catches you're eye... it's tough, according to him.
This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
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Pussy licking including, it still doesn't take an hour. How long does it take? Depends on the woman and a number of other factors. By myself it can be anywhere from 3 to 10 minutes. With someone else it can be anywhere from 10 - 20 minutes. If I were to go for an hour, I'd have atleast 4 of 'em, providing the dude knows what he's doing.
JUST KIDDING JULIA! :P
Yeah right.
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
I did when I was like 15.
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
I did when I was like 15.
o_O
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
I did when I was like 15.
Whatever. We still hit on you. :P
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The fact that this thread has about fifty replies says a great deal about interest in the topic.
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
Well, what do you look like? In the gay world, they call me a "twink"...I cross my legs better than most women and I weave like a willow tree....and I can strike ANY pose imaginable. When I put my hand on some macho guy, they usually pull back and I can tell they think I'm trying to hit on them. I usually just do it to annoy them. Most people think I am gay, but really, I'm just into kinky stuff. Most girls cannot stand my personality, but The Gays seem to know what I'm going on about. Long story short...I'm starting to get desperate.
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
Well, what do you look like? In the gay world, they call me a "twink"...I cross my legs better than most women and I weave like a willow tree....and I can strike ANY pose imaginable. When I put my hand on some macho guy, they usually pull back and I can tell they think I'm trying to hit on them. I usually just do it to annoy them. Most people think I am gay, but really, I'm just into kinky stuff. Most girls cannot stand my personality, but The Gays seem to know what I'm going on about. Long story short...I'm starting to get desperate.
My gay friends say I'd be a bear.
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Though I'm picky, I have very broad tastes, and that includes twinks. :twisted:
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Ugh the damn classification of gays annoys me. I'm attracted to anyone I find attractive. :P
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
Well, what do you look like? In the gay world, they call me a "twink"...I cross my legs better than most women and I weave like a willow tree....and I can strike ANY pose imaginable. When I put my hand on some macho guy, they usually pull back and I can tell they think I'm trying to hit on them. I usually just do it to annoy them. Most people think I am gay, but really, I'm just into kinky stuff. Most girls cannot stand my personality, but The Gays seem to know what I'm going on about. Long story short...I'm starting to get desperate.
My gay friends say I'd be a bear.
Personally, I don't understand the straight, gay, bi or whatever thing...i just don't look at it in that way. It's either sexy or it's not sexy. Imagine the confusion when you get turned on to someone or something that goes against one's belief system? It's not an easy thing to deal with, and that's why I don't even bother with all the classifications.
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I consider myself bisexual, but I'm kinda the same way.
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Girls are soft and smell good. They make me horny.
Men... Not so much. Never sprung a hardon for a dude. Although I can appreciate the aesthetics of an attractive person, regardless of gender, girls are where I want to get sexytime from.
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Girls are soft and smell good. They make me horny.
Like her?
(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/thenetwork/news/2000/05/25/navratilova_oneonone/t1_navratilova.jpg)
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Girls are soft and smell good. They make me horny.
Like her?
(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/thenetwork/news/2000/05/25/navratilova_oneonone/t1_navratilova.jpg)
More like:
(http://www.popularpages.net/pics/cute-girl_4_3758_si.jpg)
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Cute...she looks to be all of thirteen though.
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Mmmm. Barely legal.
John, do you have a thing for Hermione Granger/Emma Watson?
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Mmmm. Barely legal.
John, do you have a thing for Hermione Granger/Emma Watson?
Too young. I just google image searched for "Cute girl" and grabbed the first one who's tits weren't showing and wasn't ugly.
There are millions of pretty girls out there.
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
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John, do you have a thing for Hermione Granger/Emma Watson?
Who doesn't?
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
Dude, 30 is too young for me, most of the time. She was a pretty girl, she got posted. Not much ulterior motive there.
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
Dude, 30 is too young for me, most of the time. She was a pretty girl, she got posted. Not much ulterior motive there.
Uh huh. If you're curious though, PM me.
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
Dude, 30 is too young for me, most of the time. She was a pretty girl, she got posted. Not much ulterior motive there.
Uh huh. If you're curious though, PM me.
Why, do you have a bunch of really good Watson photoshops or something?
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
Dude, 30 is too young for me, most of the time. She was a pretty girl, she got posted. Not much ulterior motive there.
Uh huh. If you're curious though, PM me.
Why, do you have a bunch of really good Watson photoshops or something?
I don't know, maybe you should send me a PM.
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PM.
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
I have found anyone under the age of 26 runs a much greater risk of being a crazy
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
I have found anyone under the age of 26 runs a much greater risk of being a crazy
That's fairly true.
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
I have found anyone under the age of 26 runs a much greater risk of being a crazy
That's fairly true.
I resemble that remark. I mean resent!
Just kidding...
I'll tell you what, I'm a whole lot less crazy at 23 than I was at 18, so maybe by the time I'm 26 I'll be all sane and ready to date. (I graduate from college that year also, and maybe I'll find the time).
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
I have found anyone under the age of 26 runs a much greater risk of being a crazy
That's fairly true.
I resemble that remark. I mean resent!
Just kidding...
I'll tell you what, I'm a whole lot less crazy at 23 than I was at 18, so maybe by the time I'm 26 I'll be all sane and ready to date. (I graduate from college that year also, and maybe I'll find the time).
Your admission that you are not yet ready to date shows that you know the truth of the matter. And good for you! (This is meant as a compliment.)
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16 is too young for you? That girl you just posted looks like Porc said, 13.
I have found anyone under the age of 26 runs a much greater risk of being a crazy
That's fairly true.
I resemble that remark. I mean resent!
Just kidding...
I'll tell you what, I'm a whole lot less crazy at 23 than I was at 18, so maybe by the time I'm 26 I'll be all sane and ready to date. (I graduate from college that year also, and maybe I'll find the time).
Your admission that you are not yet ready to date shows that you know the truth of the matter. And good for you! (This is meant as a compliment.)
Compliment taken, thank you! :)
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Compliment taken, thank you! :)
"And then, upon the first day of her twenty-sixth year, ShinyVandal blossomed into the great fertility Earth mother sex goddess, ShinyVandal++, the great prophecy of the ages was fulfilled, and the world was forever changed." - The Great Book of John's Loquaciousness.
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Mind if I quote you on that?
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Mind if I quote you on that?
Don't mind at all.
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This is sorta OT, but any other straight guys get hit on a lot by dudes? I must look kinda gay because guys try to pick me up at regular bars. It's flattering and all, but it raises a lot of questions, like, why does he think I'm gay? Why do guys walk right up to me but women avoid me? If it's dark and I'm really drunk, will I forget? And so on.
I did when I was like 15.
o_O
[youtube=425,350]blHneDDQx0E[/youtube]
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(http://www.popularpages.net/pics/cute-girl_4_3758_si.jpg)
:P ::DROOL:: :P
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(http://www.popularpages.net/pics/cute-girl_4_3758_si.jpg)
:P ::DROOL:: :P
I wouldn't have expected you to go for a girl that old.
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That little kid has some serious cute going. In a few years, she'll be ready for the big time.
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That little kid has some serious cute going. In a few years, she'll be ready for the big time.
Sucking nigger dick? I think she already has.
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Well Dogon... it looks like you might be partly gay anyway. :)
[youtube=425,350]LZoO8LyizLA[/youtube]
And for Bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA
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:lol: +1
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I myself am very much looking forward to the day where I can get some sort of implant/chemical treatment that makes me attracted to both sexes.
I have trouble enough as it is getting laid by attractive people of any gender, let alone finding a girl with a penchant for getting high and gaming. I think if there was ever proof that you don't choose your sexual preferences, I'm it. I've tried jacking off to gay porn, but I can't really see myself enjoying fucking a guy, let alone having a dick in my own ass.
Most people I talk to about it seem to think it's weird because they aren't attracted to the same sex now, they don't seem to realise if you could find either gender sexually attractive you could double your chances of fucking hot people.
I have nothing against gays, but surely a dick up a man's arse is gross???? :shock:
I'd rather have dick in pussy, thank you.
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I'd be bi if I could, I just can't ever follow through with it. I'm not opposed to having girls join in on sex time with me and a guy though, that's just plain hot.
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I'd be bi if I could, I just can't ever follow through with it.
Clearly you haven't been around Lindsey long enough. :wink:
Duly noted, I'll remedy that if possible ;)
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...fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo fingerbang a libertarian? orgy on the forum?
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I have nothing against gays, but surely a dick up a man's arse is gross???? :shock:
I'd rather have dick in pussy, thank you.
Yet, most men who find anal sex disturbing would not hesitate to try it with a woman.
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I have nothing against gays, but surely a dick up a man's arse is gross???? :shock:
I'd rather have dick in pussy, thank you.
Yet, most men who find anal sex disturbing would not hesitate to try it with a woman.
Guess I'm not "most men" then! :lol:
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I have nothing against gays, but surely a dick up a man's arse is gross???? :shock:
I'd rather have dick in pussy, thank you.
Yet, most men who find anal sex disturbing would not hesitate to try it with a woman.
Guess I'm not "most men" then! :lol:
I seem to be in that "not most men" club too.
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Hey I'm pretty faggy and I'm still not the biggest fan of anal sex. I really have to like someone to even consider it.
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I'll consider it, like I would consider anything. Hmm, wonder what she's into, what kind of music, left handed or right, whats her favorite food, does she like getting backdoored.
But actually performing it, thats a whole different thing.
Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck.
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But actually performing it, thats a whole different thing.
Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck.
Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
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But actually performing it, thats a whole different thing.
Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck.
Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
:lol:
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Haha.
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Hey I'm pretty faggy
Thats like saying the sun is "kind of" hot
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Hey hey :D I still like the boobies, just not as much as the cock. Thanks for noticing though. :P
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But actually performing it, thats a whole different thing.
Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck.
Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
Nope, I'm good thanks. Some women like it. Some guys like it. Theres plenty of men and women who enjoy being on the catcher's end of a good solid ass pounding.
Its a personal preference thing. I won't badmouth them, and I support their right to use their penises and assholes in any manner they wish.
Which is why I said: "Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck."
I thought I was pretty clear on that from the beginning, but I guess not.
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Brasky, I was kidding with you. You're not turning into another Rillion on me are you?
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Brasky, I was kidding with you. You're not turning into another Rillion on me are you?
*checks to see if I'm on ignore*
Fuck no, dude. I wasn't all uppity.
Just giving some encouragement to the people who happen to like getting their asses poked. Nuthin wrong with it.
I'm not all about the ass, but if a female wants to experiment... I'm not easily freaked out. Lifes an interesting journey, Porc. I know what I like, and what I don't. If the woman has no interest, fine. I don't even suggest such things, to be honest. If she does have interest, thats okay, too. I would never tell my companion NO if she asked to try something she's never done, or wants something done she really likes, with a few notable exceptions.
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I would never put you on ignore (except as a joke), only persons I've ever put on ignore was a porn spammer and BenTucker. You didn't have to explain yourself, it just seemed you were getting touchy over what I thought was an obvious joke. I couldn't care less if you liked a strap on up the ass or not... :lol:
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Hey hey :D I still like the boobies, just not as much as the cock. Thanks for noticing though. :P
Someone on these boards made a comparison between lady breasts and obese man breasts. That kind of gives you a vague idea of how heterosexuality is such a foreign thing for me to try to wrap my head around. Now these (http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/c/c5/Boy_boobs.jpg) and these (http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/c/c2/Boy_boobs2.jpg) are some nice titties if you ask me. I need to take that bisexuality pill so I could see what all the fuss is about girl boobs.
:lol:
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I have nothing against gays, but surely a dick up a man's arse is gross???? :shock:
I'd rather have dick in pussy, thank you.
Yet, most men who find anal sex disturbing would not hesitate to try it with a woman.
Why?
I'd happily place wang up a woman's arse. But a man's? Shit no.
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Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
[youtube=425,350]grGrN_nuWg8[/youtube]
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I would never put you on ignore (except as a joke), only persons I've ever put on ignore was a porn spammer and BenTucker. You didn't have to explain yourself, it just seemed you were getting touchy over what I thought was an obvious joke. I couldn't care less if you liked a strap on up the ass or not... :lol:
No, I meant if Rill had me on Iggy.
Puffing a little fireball at her in the same breath as debating the finer points of buttsex is just asking for trouble.
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Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
[youtube=425,350]grGrN_nuWg8[/youtube]
Funniest thing I've seen in a week. :lol:
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And damned if my firewall at the office isn't blocking it too.. :(
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And damned if my firewall at the office isn't blocking it too.. :(
You need a new office.
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But actually performing it, thats a whole different thing.
Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck.
Would you be open to her strapping on a dildo and whipping out the K-Y Jelly and fucking you in the ass?
Nope, I'm good thanks. Some women like it. Some guys like it. Theres plenty of men and women who enjoy being on the catcher's end of a good solid ass pounding.
Its a personal preference thing. I won't badmouth them, and I support their right to use their penises and assholes in any manner they wish.
Which is why I said: "Close the door and have at it, I don't give a fuck."
I thought I was pretty clear on that from the beginning, but I guess not.
Then they are fags. Only poofs take it up the butt.
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This gets me hot.
[youtube=425,350]BkgMbU-we1o[/youtube]
And for Bill ( :cry: ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&eurl=
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Don't know if this is hot. I'm kind of worried that I'm posting this. :shock:
Oh, for the days when reasonable men resolved their disputes with logical discussion instead of violence.
[youtube=425,350]p3WTelB4NAE&NR=1[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3WTelB4NAE&eurl=
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This gets me hot.
[youtube=425,350]BkgMbU-we1o[/youtube]
I've always loved that video in a non sexual way of course.
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Just for the record, every single asshead who plops a youtube video into this forum will get bitchslaps from me if they dont include the link.
Every time I view the thread.
This means if you plop these shit heaps in the thread and I view the thread five times, you will get five bitchslaps, and then I will seek out Error's last post and bitchslap it, because I have no other way to show my anger at the stupidity he created. The YouTube button is a piece of shit.
I dont care if you quote it, you'll get bitchslapped if there is no link.
Quote your sources, people. Provide the link.
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Just for the record, every single asshead who plops a youtube video into this forum will get bitchslaps from me if they dont include the link.
Every time I view the thread.
This means if you plop these shit heaps in the thread and I view the thread five times, you will get five bitchslaps, and then I will seek out Error's last post and bitchslap it, because I have no other way to show my anger at the stupidity he created. The YouTube button is a piece of shit.
I dont care if you quote it, you'll get bitchslapped if there is no link.
Quote your sources, people. Provide the link.
1) You could get a browser that works.
2) You could pull the ID from the youtube tag and put it in on the youtube web site.
3) You could nicely ask the people who implemented the youtube button to make the feature include the link.
Most of us have a hard time tracking each other's bugs.
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Just for the record, every single asshead who plops a youtube video into this forum will get bitchslaps from me if they dont include the link.
Every time I view the thread.
This means if you plop these shit heaps in the thread and I view the thread five times, you will get five bitchslaps, and then I will seek out Error's last post and bitchslap it, because I have no other way to show my anger at the stupidity he created. The YouTube button is a piece of shit.
I dont care if you quote it, you'll get bitchslapped if there is no link.
Quote your sources, people. Provide the link.
1) You could get a browser that works.
2) You could pull the ID from the youtube tag and put it in on the youtube web site.
3) You could nicely ask the people who implemented the youtube button to make the feature include the link.
Most of us have a hard time tracking each other's bugs.
I do have a browser that works.
I won't bother investigating.
I have asked numerous times for people to include the link, and many have complied with my simple request out of courtesy.
Nicely asking for any upgrades in any features around here always gets either no reply or a snippy comment.
I've mentioned the failings of the youtube button many times, and I've also mentioned the failings of the server upgrade they did months ago which resulted in post time-outs when the past one did not have this flaw.
Any other form of media is commonly sourced with a link, such as books and newspaper articles or web pages which the info is c/p'd from, yet this is not given the same "sources please" treatment.
I'm not interested in your difficulty tracking anyones bugs. Quote your source or get slapped. Whenever I put anything here, I provide the link, and if it's youtube I never imbed the player into the page because it slows the page down. I don't like to see "gathering data from img.youtube.com" sitting in the corner of my browser, constantly throwing packets of data to and from my machine to youtube and back. It removes my option to communicate with that file. Maybe I don't want my IP address associated with that file. Ever think of that?
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Many of us have dealt, for years, with web sites whose authors insist on only checking for Internet Exploder compatibility, or don't check for compatibility with browsers that come with the OS, such as Safari. These troubles are a fact of life, and blaming others for them is unnecessary.
The youtube ID is in the post. It's something like: v=3A6ICAlcREw
Therefore, the attribution is provided.
I don't see how accessing it is going to give your IP to anyone except youtube--which is the cost of using their service. It's not an issue. You may notice that I already started including a link, but it has nothing to do with the threat of bitchslapping people for not including it. It had to do with just becoming aware that some not only are unable to post youtube links, but are unable to read them. Before, I'd believed only the former was true.
By the way, Dalebert's first youtube video on this page was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grGrN_nuWg8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grGrN_nuWg8) .
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I don't see how accessing it is going to give your IP to anyone except youtube--which is the cost of using their service. It's not an issue.
It is an issue. If I'm not accessing it by choice, yet my machine is communicating with the imbedded player and sending data without the provision of their service.
But since I have no choice in what people post, I might as well be able to benefit from seeing the fucker if I choose.
The only way I can access that link is to reply with a quote, then copy the url and paste it into my browser and go there manually.
At some point, I probably disabled something in windows, not the browser. I use firefox and get nothing, and used to use IE and got nothing with that, either. I'm not about to go tweaking the defaults in My Computer settings to see a thing and disrupt everything else which works perfectly. By the way, I have clicked imbedded youtubes in other websites and THEY play, just not here. No clue why.
And its not a threat, its a peeve. Like I said, every other thing we swap is accompanied with a url link. I'm sure I'm not the only one who cant simply click on the stupid little screenshot and get it to play. So, I announced my displeasure at the functionality of that option, and the result of my annoyance will be bitchslaps. Cause and effect. I don't care if you agree with it.
This concludes my debate in this matter.
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You can choose not to use this BBS.
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You can choose not to use this BBS.
Obviously. You're my hero for pointing out something so blatantly stupid.
I can also criticize its flaws, and bitchslap for any reasons I wish. Which is better than doing it simply because I have anger issues and use it as an extension of my penis.
That is my reason, and I've announced it publicly, unlike some small-minded pissbucket monkeyfucker who likes to hide. Up til now, I haven't used it except in rare cases. Proof of that is immediately visible by checking your karma. If I abused it, yours would be several million in the hole. But I'd be ashamed of myself for abusing a feature like that, and giving noobs an impression of a person appearing to be a jackass by having a huge negative number, or using my super-godlike powers to modify their title to say "shithead", rather than taking the few minutes necessary to explain my opinion with some written words.
I can think of a few who are several hundred lower than they should be thanks to such childish actions. So, I'll just play the game like everyone else since it appears to be the accepted method.
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Oh, look...someone's stuck in asshole mode again...not to mention making bullshit claims he can't substantiate.
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Oh, look...someone's stuck in asshole mode again...not to mention making bullshit claims he can't substantiate.
Claims? Such as? And toward whom?
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Pretty much all of them, as usual.
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You can choose not to use this BBS.
Obviously. You're my hero for pointing out something so blatantly stupid.
If I abused it, yours would be several million in the hole.
Those are the only two lines directly aimed at you. If you choose to wear the rest of those shoes, be my guest.
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Hmm...I seem to recall saying "bullshit claims he cannot substantiate"--not who they were leveled at.
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Hmm...I seem to recall saying "bullshit claims he cannot substantiate"--not who they were leveled at.
Why are you even addressing me?
I made a straight up comment, and as we both understand perfectly well your input is not required, yet you continue. As I mentioned, it is cause and effect. I couldn't care less about your approval of my actions. Do your own thing, act your own way. Feel free to post your vids in any manner you wish. None of my original commentary was addressed specifically to you, it was a general announcement to be considered by anyone who cares to read it. Should they choose to accept or reject my comment is absolutely none of your fucking business. If they choose to consider it and say "Hm, never thought of that." I'll appreciate the inclusion of a link. If not, I hit the button. Very simple, even you can probably understand it in your severely limited mental capacity.
You follow me around like a little girl, begging for candy. Please stop, it makes you look strange. You may sit at my feet if you wish, but keep quiet about it, I'm trying to communicate with some interesting people and it becomes a distraction to continually deal with your droolings.
And understand this: You can stick your substantiations up your ass. I explained how I DON"T operate, nothing more. I don't sit around all fucking day hiding from the world or bitchslapping people for days and weeks and months. That is not to be confused with anything else. If you can draw a parallell between what I don't do and anyone elses behavior, thats not my fault.
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Settled, Brasky. You can stuff it all up your ass where your head is.
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Settled, Brasky. You can stuff it all up your ass where your head is.
You lose.
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Settled, Brasky. You can stuff it all up your ass where your head is.
You lose.
+1
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Oh, how cute! Look who's arrived to fellate Brasky, right on cue....
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Oh, how cute! Look who's arrived to fellate Brasky, right on cue....
You wish you had someone to fellate you, buddy.
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I do.
Fail.
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I do.
Fail.
Think she'd be cool with that? You should get a photo of her holding a sign that says "I fellate Ken."
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There's another difference between us. Those are not the sort of specifics I voluntarily provide.
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Um... You just did.
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Your reading comprehension sucks.
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umkay.
The specifics you don't provide are hidden among the statement that your old lady sucks your cock, which you voluntarily provided.
The question is not whether she sucks your cock, ken, but if you have the balls to show her that statement, and is she cool enough to hold a sign in her delicate little hands (face not required) proving she finds such a comment acceptable on your part.
I guess you could probably get away with it, mail order brides are usually servile.
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As I said, your reading comprehension sucks...this time on multiple counts.
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Having a good time with your socks, ken?
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I'm not wearing any socks.
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You guys are hijacking a perfectly good thread about homosexual experimentation.
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You guys are hijacking a perfectly good thread about homosexual experimentation.
Whatever fag, you know everyone is bisexual.
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Man, Brasky's karma has been going down so much over the past couple of days. I wonder what changed?