One of the Sues (Of my six serious relationships, three women were named Sue, I dunno why, just coincidence.) was half Japanese, half Italian. Physically a perfect mix, of you ask me. Emotionally, well, crazy + controlling + yelly = not so great.
But she had the Asian butt and the Italian boobs on a smallish frame. Amazing looking woman.
Until she chased me around her apartment with a pumkin carving knife telling me that a real man wouldn't put up her her shit and would have slapped her around by now, she was alright.
She then declared that she was gonna commit suicide a couple hours later, after I got the fuck out of there and told her we were through.
Fuck that shit. Some of the best sex I ever had, though.