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Free Talk Live => Photoshops => Topic started by: mrapplecastle on October 21, 2006, 06:10:02 PM
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damn thats ugly
(http://www.supercars.net/Pics?streamPotd=y&year=2006&month=9&day=21)
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Wow... It looks kinda... I dunno, fat.
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On bekhaff ov all reech Euro-trash dorks out zere whoo, liyke me, voold nieed an 100.000 hott rodd to have eeven a remot schansse of ghetingg laeid, I prottest ziss sikk sikk djouke in most hharshiest posiblé termijnen!
Hou derr yu Amerikaans (http://www.supercars.net/PD?displayPotd=y) do ziss to aimé belowid Porsche! Zat pictuer is obésité und féminité und réminiscent of Les Télétubbies! Herr Wiedeking (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/04_26/b3889411.htm) voold ghive hiz männliche geschlechtsorgane to awoeid ziss déshonneur!
:lol:
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Wow, color-matched exterior airbags!!! :lol:
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It got stung by a swarm of killer bees.
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It was a prototype of their new Mega SUV, but it melted.
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its swolen
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That is ugly.
LL, your new avatar is great!
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Dude, that porsche is phat.
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On bekhaff ov all reech Euro-trash dorks out zere whoo, liyke me, voold nieed an 100.000€ hott rodd to have eeven a remot schansse of ghetingg laeid, I prottest ziss sikk sikk djouke in most hharshiest posiblé termijnen!
Hou derr yu Amerikaans (http://www.supercars.net/PD?displayPotd=y) do ziss to aimé belowid Porsche! Zat pictuer is obésité und féminité und réminiscent of Les Télétubbies! Herr Wiedeking (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/04_26/b3889411.htm) voold ghive hiz männliche geschlechtsorgane to awoeid ziss déshonneur!
:lol:
The second I can give karma I will give it to you.
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Maybe it's just a BFC (Big Fat Car) or BUC (Big Ugly Car), or BBC (Big Beautiful Car)
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Fuglydelic. Wouldn't even be aerodynamic.
Then again, I like the old-school square-assed Benzes.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/yixil/IMG_0041.jpg?t=1168986132)
I think the C280 in front looks way better than the SLK, which just looks retarded.
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Yeah, Benzies from late 80s & early 90s were great. They tried to project strength and class.
I no longer see overpriced imports as very dignified, however. People who drive them are often trying to cover something up, and are often failing to pursue more important things in life over mere materialism.
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Is that Porsche for real...?
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I'd fuck it.
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Its time we had a sexy porsche in this thread
(http://www.carsearch.com/photos/780666.jpeg)
I like the 911 series of porsches, preferably the older models, like in the 80s
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Those fuckers are fun to drive with the added weight in the back. :shock: You can like power slide like a mofo!
-- Bridget
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Those fuckers are fun to drive with the added weight in the back. :shock: You can like power slide like a mofo!
-- Bridget
I've never had the privilege :(
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Those fuckers are fun to drive with the added weight in the back. :shock: You can like power slide like a mofo!
-- Bridget
I've never had the privilege :(
Ditto, but I know it can be done.
-- Bridget
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Its time we had a sexy porsche in this thread
(http://www.carsearch.com/photos/780666.jpeg)
I like the 911 series of porsches, preferably the older models, like in the 80s
That is THE Porsche.
The only ones I like better are the widebody slantnose. Still, I would probably pick this black one over those 'cause of money and bodyparts availability.
Its even black. Sigh.
I'd sit in my garage and just look at it.
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Its time we had a sexy porsche in this thread
Agreed...
(http://sharonjason.smugmug.com/photos/122498955-M.jpg)
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Well, how bout them apples?
Very nice Menger
I cleaned a speck off my screen.
I want to say thats a Boxter, but something seems a little off about it... Unless I'm just not up with the models.
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I don't know why they quit making front-engine RWD sports cars. The 944 was awesome, and the best-selling porsche ever. Americans loved 'em. I guess you could say they didn't want to sell out their heritage, but, uh, not since they started making SUV's.
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I've never driven a mid but they say it feels quite different. Especially the older ones with that snotty burble sound that starts screaming when you tromp on it.
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Well, how bout them apples?
Very nice Menger
I cleaned a speck off my screen.
I want to say thats a Boxter, but something seems a little off about it... Unless I'm just not up with the models.
That's the 987 Boxster, completely redesigned from the 986 beginning with the 2005 model year. The most noticeable exterior differences are going to be the headlight shape, and the shape / color of the side air intakes.
Check it out sometime. There really isn't anything out there that will perform on this level, have as comfortable an interior, and be priced so normal Joes can buy it. The Cayman S is a pretty good buy as well, if you need the extra performance. Not quite worth the extra money to me, though.
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I want to say thats a Boxter, but something seems a little off about it... Unless I'm just not up with the models.
That's the 987 Boxster, completely redesigned from the 986 beginning with the 2005 model year. The most noticeable exterior differences are going to be the headlight shape, and the shape / color of the side air intakes.
Check it out sometime. There really isn't anything out there that will perform on this level, have as comfortable an interior, and be priced so normal Joes can buy it. The Cayman S is a pretty good buy as well, if you need the extra performance. Not quite worth the extra money to me, though.
The Cayman. Right. Thats what I was probably thinking.
Yeah, once you hit a certain level, you're either a rabid enthusiast or will find a quality vehicle acceptable and appreciate it for what it is.
I'm stuck in the previous decade. The black one posted a few clicks back has always been my fantasy. I drool when I see them. As long as the interior isnt early 80's minimalist (and you probably know what I'm saying).
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What the hell?
I think the guy who designed it tripped acid in a ball park or something.
Well, that would explain his smell and odd ramblings about his hand talking to him... :lol:
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TIMMEH!
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I will get you Timmeh, this I vow, this I vow... For I am... Uh..
Oh for christs sake... LINE!
Batman.
Yes, ok, got it..
Rolling, take two.. >Snap< Action!
I will get you Timmeh, this I vow, this I vow... For I am... Bantam.
MotherFUCKER... CUT!
TIMMEH!
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I will get you Timmeh, this I vow, this I vow... For I am... Uh..
Oh for christs sake... LINE!
Batman.
Yes, ok, got it..
Rolling, take two.. >Snap< Action!
I will get you Timmeh, this I vow, this I vow... For I am... Bantam.
MotherFUCKER... CUT!
TIMMEH!
It's really more of a love thang, yo...
Timmeh, you know how a person can be one thang and yet get off on a whole different tip at night?
TIMMEH!
I know, sweetheart. Let's see, how can I put this, I... I'm BATMAN.
TIMMEH!
I knew you'd understand!
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Mr. Wayne, Commisioner Gordon is on line five... Oh good heavens.
Alfred, I'm a little busy right now.
I can see that sir, how thoughtless of me.
TIMMEH!
Might I suggest, sir, in the future it may be wise to lock the door?
I have no need for additional security measures Alfred, I... I'm Batman.
Well thats perfectly fucking obvious, but we dont all need to know that.
Timmeh!
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I have always been a fan of the watercooled bastard P cars minus the 924. I got a 912 when I was 17 and it "looked" like an old 911 but all out would go just a bit faster than the speed of smell. When I was 21 I threw down a few grand for a 944 and it was a fun car but keeping it running was a every other weekend at the shop deal. My daily driver right now is my 81 928. The motor was shot when I got it but with the help of my brother and the guys @ renegadehybrids we got a Chevy 350 under the hood. I know that's an evil thing to do but now I can get emergency parts @ pep boys and don't mind the 430 horses vs. the original 219.
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928. I've always wanted to drive one of those.
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A bloated Porsche, probably costs an extra 10k