The Definitive Faghate Rant Contest Thread!!!

[Alex Libman]

Glad you can appreciate where I'm coming from.  Now go sham-marry a nice Chinese girl who needs an American citizenship to escape Communist oppression and make lots of libertarian anchor babies to help outbreed the Massholes moving to New Hampshire.  And if she has a faghot twink brother, hey, you get two for the price of one! 

Too bad the Red Chinese have more freedom in her "Communist oppression" than we have here in the USA.

I'm really insulted that you'd say that.  Sure, they might have fewer stop signs and other trivialities, and things are improving, but they're still living under a shitty corrupt dictatorship with no personal or economic freedom whatsoever, especially if you can't afford to pay commie bureaucrats enough bribes.

So I'm sure plenty of Chinese chicks would marry Dale in a flash!



 

[dalebert]

Glad you can appreciate where I'm coming from.

That's not what I said.

[John Shaw]

Technically this thread could get Alex banned for violating the hate speech clause in the TOS.

[ForumTroll]

Technically this thread could get Alex banned for violating the hate speech clause in the TOS.

All I see is:

"Spam, racism, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are forbidden on this forum."

[John Shaw]

Technically this thread could get Alex banned for violating the hate speech clause in the TOS.

All I see is:

"Spam, racism, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are forbidden on this forum."

Oh, he removed "Hate speech" and "Death Threats"?

Wasn't threatening to ban him, anyhow. Alex has long since had a free pass to do whatever he wants, apart from spamming. Some misguided folks want him around. I've successfully punished them by giving them what they want.

<<<Doesn't give a fuck, anymore. Just thought it was funny.

[Alex Libman]

Technically this thread could get Alex banned for violating the hate speech clause in the TOS.

C'mon, Shaw, you know I'm all about love!   

This BBS is about free speech, and I am expressing an honest and valuable opinion, valuable because a lot of people just don't have the balls to confront issues such as these honestly and constructively.  Do you violate the "hate speech clause" when you say what socialists are doing is illogical and they should try to change?

Some misguided folks want him around.  I've successfully punished them by giving them what they want.

I promise not to disappoint. 

[mrapplecastle]

This BBS is about free speech

bollocks

[Alex Libman]

OK, 99% free speech.  The name of the site is "Free Talk Live".  I would be banned from pretty much anywhere else with the sort of shit I pull here almost every week.  Niggercock.

So, anyway, am I going to win this contest by default?  I hate winning!  Does anyone else feel a faghate rant coming on?  C'mon, let it rip!  Venting is good for the soul, they say.  This thread will be there when you're ready.

[ForumTroll]

Technically this thread could get Alex banned for violating the hate speech clause in the TOS.

All I see is:

"Spam, racism, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are forbidden on this forum."

Oh, he removed "Hate speech" and "Death Threats"?

Wasn't threatening to ban him, anyhow. Alex has long since had a free pass to do whatever he wants, apart from spamming. Some misguided folks want him around. I've successfully punished them by giving them what they want.

<<<Doesn't give a fuck, anymore. Just thought it was funny.

I just looked because I seem to remember the death threats part too, and Richard has been sorta saying that in his thread.

[mrapplecastle]

[Alex Libman]

All of your existence is a consequence of your parents succeeding at heterosexual reproduction.

And the four of your grandparents.

And eight of your great grandparents.

And 16 of your great-great grandparents.

And 32 of your great-great-great grandparents.

And 64 of your great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 128 of your great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 256 of your great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 512 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 1024 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 2048 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 4096 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 8192 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 16384 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 32768 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 65536 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 131072 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 262144 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 524288 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 1048576 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 2097152 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 4194304 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 8388608 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 16777216 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 33554432 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 67108864 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 134217728 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 268435456 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 536870912 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 1073741824 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 2147483648 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

And 4294967296 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

Etc, etc, etc, with lots of incest and inbreeding and all that good stuff along the way.

for x in range (40): print 'And %d of your %s grandparents.' % (2**(x+2), '-'.join(list(('great',)*x)))  # All your base are belong to us!  (See GPLv9.vrml for details.)

So, anyway, what was my point?

Oh, right, faghate.

Fags break the cycle.

All those great-great-great-greats had to work a lot harder to raise a family than you would.  Hunting mammoths and inventing the wheel 'n stuff.

Just one of those great-great-great-greats choosing to take it up the ass instead of having a family, POOF, no you!

Any questions?

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Dude, founders effect.

[Alex Libman]

That's mostly a Jewish problem, the rest of humanity seems to be smart enough to mix things up every once in a while. 

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

That's mostly a Jewish problem, the rest of humanity seems to be smart enough to mix things up every once in a while. 

Not a problem in my family.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

That's mostly a Jewish problem, the rest of humanity seems to be smart enough to mix things up every once in a while. 

What I meant is that if you go back enough generations, the amount of ancestors you would necessarily have would outnumber the amount of people in the world.