All of shyamalamadingdong's movies really suck.
It's so refreshing to finally hear someone else say that.
I was gonna the other day, but I'm working on reducing my negativity.
He made that shit-fest 2 yrs ago, The Happening or whateverthefuck, with Mark Warblegarble. I felt like I'd been molested when it was over. Then I see who made it (didn't know) and was like WAT - this guy's supposed to be good?
Then- I see all this hoopla about the Amazing Benders, and I'm like "well, this looks like shit" but I know its based on some Anime crap, so I don't take it too serious. Its got its little niche, like Furries. They can do their thang, IDC. But then the promotion comes out. 3D, Imax, crazy shit everywhere. I'm like woah, thats money right there. Now it starts in the papers, photos with all these fascinated snotnose in some state of rapture in the theaters. Its like bigger than Star Wars, according to the review douchebags, and the budget is like a trillion dollars.
Once my limited attention has been focused, it becomes apparent within the text and graphic ads **M NIGHT SHAMAMAMA**, and I'm like
fuck. Now he's raping children.
Heres what this guy is: a creepy name. He pumps out a brainshit, slaps his name on it, and its supposed to be good. Marketing. I wish I owned a movie studio, I'd buy his name and re-release Cannonball Run: The M Night Shamama edition. I'd hire the guys of Jackass to follow him around for two years, kicking his ass in parking lots. And I'd call it M Night Shamama, the Jackass Chronicles. Put that on fuckin Imax, too.