Unofficial History of Drama in the Free State

[ForumTroll]

A new leech, coming to a NH town near you.

[Ecolitan]

It's an unfortunate name for the kind of help he's looking for.  Who wants Steve-O crashing on their couch?  Should have changed his handle to Alton Brown or Ty Pennington first.

[anarchir]

Yeah, go job hunting before you decide where to live. I'd rather have a job and live outta my car than jobless on someones couch.

[Andy]

Yeah, go job hunting before you decide where to live. I'd rather have a job and live outta my car than jobless on someones couch.

I wouldn't. The back of your car is only moderately acceptable when your completely plastered.

What makes it worse, shortly after we moved in together, I sold my car cause we just didn't need it.  So I am carless.

So... where's the money?

[anarchir]

Yeah, go job hunting before you decide where to live. I'd rather have a job and live outta my car than jobless on someones couch.

I wouldn't. The back of your car is only moderately acceptable when your completely plastered.

What makes it worse, shortly after we moved in together, I sold my car cause we just didn't need it.  So I am carless.

So... where's the money?

He said he has money.

[ny2nh]

Actually, I thought it sounded like he only had money from a check he was getting on the 17th. Unless it's a big check - sounds like a guy in bad circumstances where he is, with little or no cash, is getting on a bus and coming here with no job to crash on someone's couch.

Sounds like an amazing plan.

[Osborne]

I hope you guys don't give me too much shit when I am asking for a couch to sleep.

[Ecolitan]

You can crash on my couch any time but if you're in a position where you HAVE to the shit giving will be epic.

[ny2nh]

I hope you guys don't give me too much shit when I am asking for a couch to sleep.

Why do I think you would have no problem finding a bunch of places to crash when you are here? You're hardly the the type that I would be concerned about crashing on the couch.....

[ForumTroll]

I hope you guys don't give me too much shit when I am asking for a couch to sleep.

You're not a stranger who is apparently coming from very dodgy circumstances.

[Coconut]

I already made my position on Steve-O subtly clear in this thead: http://forum.freekeene.com/index.php?topic=2947.0

Of course I got ripped for it.

edit: Strange he didn't mention this committed girlfriend in his request for a roommate. You'd think that would be something you'd say if you were trying to move somewhere.

[anarchir]

I'll let any free-stater (or wannabe) crash on my futon if they'd like or if they're in the area.

Rules for acceptance would be:
If I'm friends with you on facebook and have some level of trust, you could stay for awhile rent free, minimal mooching of food/car rides/etc.

If I am unsure about you I'd request collateral to keep you from stealing my shit and running. Allowing me to lock an envelope with your social security card might work, or some other valuable item you'd hesitate to leave behind.

If you call yourself "pubella" or "anarchojesse". Dont bother coming by

[sandm000]

Hey now, he might be the next...
I think we should start cataloging success cases where people came with <$200 and no job and "made" it.

[One two three]

Hey now, he might be the next...
I think we should start cataloging success cases where people came with <$200 and no job and "made" it.

Good idea.  Start listing them please.

[One two three]

Sounds like an amazing plan.

You should volunteer your couch then