Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[Lindsey]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   

Haha. That's pretty smooth. 

Yeah, except for the part where she's still going to get revenge. 

Also...we ran out of candy, so she had to call her mother and have her bring more.  Even though I bought fucking thirty or forty dollars worth of candy.  Brats. 

[Russell Griswold]

Oh sh-

[Lindsey]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

[Russell Griswold]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

[Lindsey]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

[Russell Griswold]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now... 

[Lindsey]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now... 

When have I not been right?   

[Russell Griswold]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now... 

When have I not been right?   

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.

[Lindsey]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now... 

When have I not been right?   

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.

Pfsh.  I can prove it, but I'd rather not.   

[Russell Griswold]

Oh sh-

Yup.  You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday.   

Shit, you're right! 

Of course I am.  I'm always right. 

Well now... 

When have I not been right?   

When you claim that you are fat or overweight.

Pfsh.  I can prove it, but I'd rather not.   

There's nothing to prove. You're just simply mistaken, young lady. 

[Lindsey]

Pfft.  You can't prove it.   

[Russell Griswold]

Pfft.  You can't prove it.   

I can prove anything. 

[Lindsey]

Pfft.  You can't prove it.   

I can prove anything. 

LIES!   

I can prove everything.

 

[Riddler]

so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?

[CaL DaVe]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

LOL

That kicks ass!

Very good work, my friend.

Very good work.