Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[CaL DaVe]

Oh snap! He's got a candy cane now.

[Russell Griswold]

Oh snap! He's got a candy cane now.

That's right. 

[Lindsey]

OH LAWD. 

What am I gonna do you with you?   

[CaL DaVe]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

[Russell Griswold]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

[Lindsey]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   

[Russell Griswold]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits. 

[Lindsey]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits. 

When my friend Julia was pregnant this time last year, we were plotting to get her kid a skunk costume for Halloween.  Except they ran out, because we were holding out for a sale after Halloween since the kid wasn't even born yet. 

[Russell Griswold]

I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.

And snow...definitely snow.

I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. 

Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they?   

Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits. 

When my friend Julia was pregnant this time last year, we were plotting to get her kid a skunk costume for Halloween.  Except they ran out, because we were holding out for a sale after Halloween since the kid wasn't even born yet. 

Haha! 

[Lindsey]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

[Russell Griswold]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

[Lindsey]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   

[Russell Griswold]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

[Lindsey]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   

[Russell Griswold]

Yup.  I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead. 

Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.

I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started.  And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year.   

Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?

Yes.  I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night.  I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven. 

All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho.  You wanna work next Friday night?"  She said yes.  Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date.   

Haha. That's pretty smooth.