Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[Russell Griswold]

There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!

Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.

wow.  how about that.  and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them.  you learn something new every day.

Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.

i always thought it was ted kennedy shitting his pants

You might want to publish this theory before someone else does.

[mike the godless heathen]

rainbowth. 

[mike the godless heathen]

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

[Lindsey]

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 

[mike the godless heathen]

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 

its funny you made fun of the jews around the same time i bumped a two year old poll i posted about barbara streisand for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[Lindsey]

A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm.  I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows. 

wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs?  wow.  that is dedication.

She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop.  She has two computers anyway.  We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews. 

its funny you made fun of the jews around the same time i bumped a two year old poll i posted about barbara streisand for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Her kid brother laughs to the point of choking whenever someone mentions the Jews.  We had to cover his mouth in the movie theater once when they showed a preview of a movie about World War II.   

He's written the word "PIE" on their white board in the dining room, as a message to the crazy lady to get her ass in the kitchen and make us some damn pie, and I wrote "JEWS...and pie!" instead.  He's easily amused, but it works. 

[Russell Griswold]

Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.

[Lindsey]

Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.

Something you'd like to tell us?   

I have a taco you can munch on...

[Russell Griswold]

Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.

Something you'd like to tell us?   

I have a taco you can munch on...

Mmmm. I'm suddenly hungry for tacos!
Strange... 

[Lindsey]

I figured you would be. 

[Russell Griswold]

I figured you would be. 

 

[Lindsey]

I figured you would be. 

 

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 

[mike the godless heathen]

I figured you would be. 

 

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 

if it deals with tangy red sauce and lunar cycles...

yummy

[Lindsey]

I figured you would be. 

 

I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them. 

if it deals with tangy red sauce and lunar cycles...

yummy

Stephanie:  THAT BITCH BLEW ME UP!   

[Lindsey]

Now she screams "WILL YOU KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, BITCH?!  THAT BITCH IS GOING TO WIN!  FUCKING LINDA!  DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

This game is called Snowboard Kids.