Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[Russell Griswold]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

[mike the godless heathen]

I must have...

THIS ONE!



 

i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.

Beanies are gone, dawg.  One of my buddies from LensCrafters bought them both this morning. 

well, then

NO SHIRT FOR YOU!!!

[Lindsey]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   

[Russell Griswold]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. 

[Lindsey]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. 

Can I wear it?   

[BonerJoe]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. 

Your great grandpa's taxadermied chest hair does not count as a hat.

[Russell Griswold]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie.  It was most excellent.   

I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. 

Can I wear it?   

Sure.

Your great grandpa's taxadermied chest hair does not count as a hat.

That's not what the stores in Ukraine think.

[Lindsey]

THAT MAKES IT EVEN MOAR EXCELLENT! 

[mike the godless heathen]

http://tinyurl.com/5jv5qy

go watch it.  funny.

[Russell Griswold]

Art.

[mike the godless heathen]

I can play that game, biotch

ART

[CaL DaVe]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 

[mike the godless heathen]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 

i love beanies.  i am wearing one in my profile pic.  i love the damn thing so much that, despite what it has been doing to my cartilage piercing in left ear (hat rides up and YANKS on it, fucking hurts ) i still wear the damn thing all the time.

but not when it gets warm.

that is sofa king we tar did.

[Russell Griswold]

Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.

.

If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.

People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.

Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 

Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:

[bakerbaker]

T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!

"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.

Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.

Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.

We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast.  This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "

 

they used to have a onesy on t-shirt hell i wanted to get for my kids:

"now that i have survived, i'm pro-choice"

hell, id wear that shirt now.