T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!
"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.
Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.
Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.
We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast. This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "