Yes, I know its hard to believe, but its 100% TRUE.
Let me take you through what happened........
Today, about 9:30am CST, I was working out in this little podunk town called Homer, IL putting a 2.4 GHz parabolic antenna on a radio tower for a farm CO-OP that needed it for its DTN farm reports and whatnot. Anyway, it starts raining a bit and I could hear thunder out in the distance, so I had to call it quits about half way through the job. I get in my work van and start driving home down this curvy wooded road right next to a creek that runs through the area. So im jamming out to Pink Floyd's
The Great Gig In The Sky feelin' good, happy in the knowledge that my work day is done early and I can just go home and relax.
All of the sudden, right out in front of my work van, comes this fuzzy, brown, blurry shape running from right to left. I try hitting the brakes, but to no avail. BAMM!!! Whatever it is, does considerable damage to my front right quarter panel and I eventually come to a complete stop. I get out to have a peek at what could have hit my van with such force, and low and behold, its Bigfoot. I wanted to call the authorities to come out and check it out, but I was well beyond any cell signal strong enough to make a call. Needless to say, I was FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!!!. I though to myself "WTF am I gonna do with this thing? I cant just leave it on the side of the road, to rot and be eaten by buzzards and coyotes. I've gotta do something"
Then I remembered the old Lummi Nation indian tribe saying that says "If Sasquatch is ever captured, you must honor the lifeforce and lay it to rest at bottom of creekbed."
So, needless to say, being that I didnt want a whole bunch of Lummi indian spirits fucking with me for the rest of my days, I pulled the corpse of the creature down to the edge of the creek, tied a bunch of non-buoyant logs, maybe about 60 lbs each to its extremities with some bungy cords I use for work sometimes. Then I chucked him in the water, never to be seen again.
Luckily, to satisfy your curiosity and for my credibility, I first took a photo of the creature with my 8mp HD camera on my cell phone. I figured, if I didn't, there would be no way anyone would believe that I actually killed Sasquatch. I wouldn't believe it either.
Anyway, heres the proof below, taken on my 8mp HD camera. Just wanted to put to rest any doubts about my story.