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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #165 on: April 15, 2011, 07:23:21 PM »

Shoits shoits shoits shoits shoits!

That's all wrong. It's sshhhuuiyts. Shuiyts. As in "Mark will take his shuiyt off for a dolla bill."

you bought one, didn't ya?
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« Reply #166 on: April 15, 2011, 11:15:04 PM »

Ok, now im curious. I haven't been listening to the show lately so I have no idea about the game is. Whats the link?
http://www.minethings.com/
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #167 on: April 15, 2011, 11:38:15 PM »

Ok, now im curious. I haven't been listening to the show lately so I have no idea about the game is. Whats the link?
http://www.minethings.com/

Mark, I think I've found the audio for the game ad on the show.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0INWRpI_I2o
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Ok, maybe when I have more time and patience to figure out what the fuck is going on here, I'll try it again.

I clicked the "skip tutorial" button immediately (bad move)
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« Reply #168 on: April 15, 2011, 11:50:16 PM »

Ok, now im curious. I haven't been listening to the show lately so I have no idea about the game is. Whats the link?
http://www.minethings.com/

Mark, I think I've found the audio for the game ad on the show.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0INWRpI_I2o
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Ok, maybe when I have more time and patience to figure out what the fuck is going on here, I'll try it again.

I clicked the "skip tutorial" button immediately (bad move)

As did I. I tried looking for the "game" part of it, couldnt find it. The home page is covered with bright pictures of spaceships...?
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2011, 12:09:01 AM »

I found a map and tried clicking stuff......... nothing.

Tried buying digging tools to find treasure but I dont know how to get points to buy stuff. Its a mess. I feel stupid.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #170 on: April 16, 2011, 02:23:29 AM »

Hi,  I'm the creator of Minethings.com and can tell you a bit about the game. 

At its core, it is a trading game and most of the professions are geared toward that.  Someone mentioned the map where you can see various cities where people live and work.  Each city has its own types of mines that you can buy using real-life cash or in-game gold.  Those wanting goods from another city must either move them there or buy from someone who already has.  This creates incentive to trade between cities.  There are pirates who try to steal from those en-route, and there are guards who try to defeat the pirates.  Then there are the fishermen who just want a peaceful journey to turn their bait into food but they too are subject to pirate harassment.  This is all player-vs-player and in real-time. 

I'd be glad to answer more questions if there are any.  I've opened a new thread here.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #171 on: May 15, 2011, 10:06:35 PM »

What is this new sponsor for Ridley Report? That little bit of singing at the beginning of the spot lately.. what's he singing?

"Sum dot fum dot com" ?

"Tons of fun dot com" ?

"Sum of bum dot com" ?

"Sun dop bun dot com" ?

"Sum dot fun dot com" ?
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« Reply #172 on: May 18, 2011, 10:02:10 PM »

"Thumbs dut bun dot com" ?

"Bums bot sun dot cum" ?
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« Reply #173 on: May 18, 2011, 10:06:54 PM »

"Summons Duck Farm dot com" ?
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #174 on: May 20, 2011, 08:16:26 AM »

"Summons Duck Farm dot com" ?

Sam Iz Dat Farm dot com

http://samizdatfarm.com
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« Reply #175 on: May 20, 2011, 06:59:11 PM »

"Summons Duck Farm dot com" ?

Sam Iz Dat Farm dot com

http://samizdatfarm.com

Now how could I have missed such a simply spelled URL in that radio jingle ?

The photos on their site look nice. Their ideas also sound good.. they really deserve a radio spot that will easily lead people to their site.
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