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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #150 on: March 26, 2011, 10:30:31 PM »

Can we get Tim Lewis back and ditch the "Business Shuiyts" guy?

"We got the whitest business shuiyts for your needs. Come get your business shuiyts. To get a discount on your business shuiyts use promo code ........ ... tuk. Free stitichin' on your white business shuiyts an 8 dollar value so come get some white business shuiyts."
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #151 on: March 29, 2011, 09:42:46 AM »

Can we get Tim Lewis back and ditch the "Business Shuiyts" guy?

"We got the whitest business shuiyts for your needs. Come get your business shuiyts. To get a discount on your business shuiyts use promo code ........ ... tuk. Free stitichin' on your white business shuiyts an 8 dollar value so come get some white business shuiyts."

Ian and I were talking about what a "puker" that guy is. :)
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #152 on: April 14, 2011, 11:23:50 PM »

The live read just isn't working, Mark.

I thought maybe you could spice it up a little, personalize it. Maybe you could read it using a peculiar verbalization or something.. maybe you could jazz it up a little and say "shuiyts" instead of the old boring "shirts".
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #153 on: April 14, 2011, 11:35:44 PM »

Can we get Tim Lewis back and ditch the "Business Shuiyts" guy?



I hate tim lewis.................HATE!

That ON YOUR FEET, welfare wantin', special rights and privileges takin cretin!!!

Dont listen to hellbilly on this one Mark. Please.

Just keep the shoits guy.
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« Reply #154 on: April 14, 2011, 11:37:55 PM »

But whatever you do, until you've made a decision, do not THINK ABOUT SAYING "shuiyts" during the live read. If you THINK ABOUT SAYING "shuiyts" DURING THE LIVE READ then you may end up PRONOUNCING IT LIKE "shuiyts" and you might not want to do that so don't SAY "shuiyts" DURING THE LIVE READ.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #155 on: April 15, 2011, 01:05:58 AM »

Shoits shoits shoits shoits shoits!
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #156 on: April 15, 2011, 01:23:36 AM »

I'm not complaining about the ad or anything but hearing Mark saying "I've started playing a free online game" reeks of bullshit to me lol. I checked out the game and was kinda hoping it would be a libertarian minecraft ripoff. I have no idea what it is. A trading game?  :?: :?:
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #157 on: April 15, 2011, 01:28:39 AM »

I'm not complaining about the ad or anything but hearing Mark saying "I've started playing a free online game" reeks of bullshit to me lol.  

Yeah, all thats missing is "I've started playing a free online game on the world wide web"

Bless his little heart
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #158 on: April 15, 2011, 03:04:40 AM »

The white dress shirt ad announcer says the word "TUCK" in the most bizarre way I've heard.

Also, what is "Larry's Radio Countdown" and why doesn't it make any sense?
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #159 on: April 15, 2011, 03:21:21 AM »

The white dress shirt ad announcer says the word "TUCK" in the most bizarre way I've heard.

Also, what is "Larry's Radio Countdown" and why doesn't it make any sense?

If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales,
VeggieTaaaaales!

I used to watch all these videos as a kid. Back in Vacation Bible School at the Lutheran church I went to.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #160 on: April 15, 2011, 09:26:50 AM »

I'm not complaining about the ad or anything but hearing Mark saying "I've started playing a free online game" reeks of bullshit to me lol. I checked out the game and was kinda hoping it would be a libertarian minecraft ripoff. I have no idea what it is. A trading game?  :?: :?:

I am playing it. I play it everyday. I am still not entirely sure what I am doing, but that is kinda true for me with anything on the internet. What can I do to make the ad sound more authentic?
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #161 on: April 15, 2011, 11:22:19 AM »

Just speak from the heart Mark. It always comes off as authentic. Unless of course, you dont like the game. Then embelish where you must.

Wouldn't wanna say "Yeah, im playing this online game and , f--k I dont know, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me yet, but im giving it a shot, and I think you guys should to, so go to www. blah blah blah.com and give it a try.

Just talk about the positives. Make it your own.

There was an old cattle guy from missouri who had a radio show on GCN until his death recently named Derry Brownfield. I remember him talking not too long ago about sponsors and whatnot and he said that he would talk about some product he used while doing the radio show that he wasn't even getting paid to promote, and because he spoke from the heart about it, his listeners knew he was being genuine. He said he would get calls from the makers of that product wanting to "buy" ads in the future due to the response they got from his listeners. He said he got better response from that product than stuff he was actually getting paid to sell on his show simply because he was being genuine about it and was under no pressure to sell it. Something to ponder maybe.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #162 on: April 15, 2011, 02:42:36 PM »

I'm not complaining about the ad or anything but hearing Mark saying "I've started playing a free online game" reeks of bullshit to me lol. I checked out the game and was kinda hoping it would be a libertarian minecraft ripoff. I have no idea what it is. A trading game?  :?: :?:

I am playing it. I play it everyday. I am still not entirely sure what I am doing, but that is kinda true for me with anything on the internet. What can I do to make the ad sound more authentic?

I have no idea. I cant figure out how to play it.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #163 on: April 15, 2011, 02:50:22 PM »

Ok, now im curious. I haven't been listening to the show lately so I have no idea about the game is. Whats the link?
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #164 on: April 15, 2011, 07:22:28 PM »

Shoits shoits shoits shoits shoits!

That's all wrong. It's sshhhuuiyts. Shuiyts. As in "Mark will take his shuiyt off for a dolla bill."
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