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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #75 on: February 21, 2010, 09:57:39 AM »

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #76 on: February 21, 2010, 07:37:13 PM »

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #77 on: February 22, 2010, 12:33:43 PM »

As much as I hate the new Cramer ad, my ears still bleed every time Tim Lewis's whiny voice comes on
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #78 on: April 02, 2010, 10:19:04 PM »

I think the "Edgington Post" infomercials for advertisers are getting up there.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2010, 09:15:19 AM »

The new "ON YOUR FEET!" commercial now includes a "NINER".

Tim Lewis needs to get bent.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2010, 06:05:19 PM »

No tellin' what today's kids mean with all that "insider lingo".
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2010, 02:42:51 AM »

The new "ON YOUR FEET!" commercial now includes a "NINER".

Tim Lewis needs to get bent.

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #82 on: April 22, 2010, 10:11:02 PM »

Here's a commercial I do like on FTL. There ain't many of them, not enough for a thread, so I thought I'd put it here where Mark can read it if Mark is searching for instances of Mark in the forum.

Mark does a good read on the ad for selling gold. There's no spin, no emotional appeal, no neck-voice, especially no neck-voice. He reads the offer, states the deal and conditions, gives the info and that's that. That is the only style of advertising that I listen to.
Oh yeah, that one's good.

Though it's a good one, I am getting bored of the "Anti-gravity machine" ad.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2010, 08:33:18 PM »

"DIMUN GUSSED GEANS"

*dikka-dar-dar-deer-dar-dar* (music)

"Putsa DIMUN GUSSED eyan tha crotch whar ya need it mowst"

*dikka-dar-dar-deer-dar-dar* (music)





..whar'd ah park mah fower wheller *hic*
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #84 on: May 01, 2010, 09:03:57 PM »

HiI'mTedAndersonI'mputtingasilverdollarineverybook
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #85 on: May 01, 2010, 10:49:30 PM »

Go to parenthood.com.  Slash your family today!

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #86 on: May 01, 2010, 11:47:25 PM »

Go to parenthood.com.  Slash your family today!



That's stinking hilarious
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2010, 02:11:39 AM »

Nature Bee call in ad.....ugh
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2010, 06:58:32 AM »

Nature Bee call in ad.....ugh

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2010, 09:39:59 AM »

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