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Worst ads heard during FTL
« on: January 06, 2010, 08:26:34 PM »

Noticed a new one just now.. "Conspiracy King"..

Who is it over there that thinks using the *neck voice is a good idea ?

*somewhere between a grunt and belch, sounds a lot like the sounds a constipated person may make while encouraging bowel movement.

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 09:31:57 PM »

I think possibly it's the "yesiamtalkingtoyou.com"
That shit's funny.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 11:47:51 PM »

There have been many bad ones, but ON YOUR FEET takes the cake - using a libertarian / Anarcho-Capitalist show to push guvmint baby killer benefits... pure lulz!  And tears...
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 12:13:38 AM »

Haha, yes I agree.  Anything short of the guvmint itself taking out ads to get you to complete the full Census survey would be hard to top this one.  However, as far as best ads go, the Manchester Brewing ones always make me chuckle, although I don't know why they are advertising to a national audience.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 12:27:46 AM »

Man, if I hadn't quit drinking and gone into deep tax resistance mode, I'd be Manchester Brewing's #1 customer right now!  I'm a big Russian fucker - beer goes through me like water!  ;)
« Last Edit: January 07, 2010, 12:45:06 AM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 01:00:47 PM »

Haha, yes I agree.  Anything short of the guvmint itself taking out ads to get you to complete the full Census survey would be hard to top this one.  However, as far as best ads go, the Manchester Brewing ones always make me chuckle, although I don't know why they are advertising to a national audience.

Because, ironically, it's often easier, and even more profitable, for them to sell out-of-state. And they support FTL.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 01:04:05 PM »

Because, ironically, it's often easier, and even more profitable, for them to sell out-of-state.

Tell me where they are available out of state or where their order page is thanks.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 01:25:59 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 02:59:39 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.

As far as I know, you can't.

I'm pretty sure the reason we are advertising is for our own amusement and the fact that Mark and Ian don't mind being paid in beer.

Manchester brews are sold in NH, MA, and VT. If you don't see it on the shelf, ask your retailer to carry it.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 04:57:11 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.

As far as I know, you can't.

I'm pretty sure the reason we are advertising is for our own amusement and the fact that Mark and Ian don't mind being paid in beer.

Manchester brews are sold in NH, MA, and VT. If you don't see it on the shelf, ask your retailer to carry it.

Doh!  No beer :(
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 05:10:16 PM »

Yet another reason to move to NH.  ;)
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 05:23:44 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.

As far as I know, you can't.

I'm pretty sure the reason we are advertising is for our own amusement and the fact that Mark and Ian don't mind being paid in beer.

Manchester brews are sold in NH, MA, and VT. If you don't see it on the shelf, ask your retailer to carry it.

Might be time for some civil disobedience.  Might have to start shipping it out of state in un-marked crates.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2010, 05:26:42 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.

As far as I know, you can't.

I'm pretty sure the reason we are advertising is for our own amusement and the fact that Mark and Ian don't mind being paid in beer.

Manchester brews are sold in NH, MA, and VT. If you don't see it on the shelf, ask your retailer to carry it.

Might be time for some civil disobedience.  Might have to start shipping it out of state in un-marked crates.
Make sure to include firearms and tobacco in the crates.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2010, 05:28:25 PM »

me like beer too.  How do i order.

As far as I know, you can't.

I'm pretty sure the reason we are advertising is for our own amusement and the fact that Mark and Ian don't mind being paid in beer.

Manchester brews are sold in NH, MA, and VT. If you don't see it on the shelf, ask your retailer to carry it.

Might be time for some civil disobedience.  Might have to start shipping it out of state in un-marked crates.

I like that thought!  I can paypal you guys along with a photo I.D. of my big brother, then you send me beer.  I promise I'm not an agent.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2010, 10:38:13 PM »

Back to the worst ads...what about that one where it was totally gibberish and distorted and we had to have an entire thread on here to decipher it?
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