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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2010, 05:22:37 PM »

Here's a commercial I do like on FTL. There ain't many of them, not enough for a thread, so I thought I'd put it here where Mark can read it if Mark is searching for instances of Mark in the forum.

Mark does a good read on the ad for selling gold. There's no spin, no emotional appeal, no neck-voice, especially no neck-voice. He reads the offer, states the deal and conditions, gives the info and that's that. That is the only style of advertising that I listen to.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2010, 05:23:03 PM »

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2010, 10:44:07 PM »

ON YOUR FEET!!!!


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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2010, 10:50:31 PM »

ON YOUR FEET!!





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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2010, 11:06:43 PM »

Attention all active duty members and veterans of the U.S. military - your proud service to your country entitles you at the right to participate in special VA loan program with benefits not available to the general public, like the ability to purchase a new home with no downpayment or mortgage isurance, or refile with cash-out of up to 100% of your current home equity with less strict credit criteria.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2010, 11:07:45 PM »

You are entitled to those benefits! Review them online at varadio.com. This is Tim Lewis from iFreedomDirect and a veteran of operation Iraqi Freedom. I want you to know that as a member or veteran of the United States military you've earned special rights and priveledges.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2010, 11:08:25 PM »

ON YOUR FEET and get the details at varadio.com! iFreedomDirect corporation is a private lender approved by the VA and licensed in most states. In certain states certain restrictions and limitations apply. For a current list of licenses, closures, and benefits go to varadio.com. Varadio.com.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2010, 11:13:02 PM »

As annoying as the large text was, that made me laugh, hard.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »

Hey, it takes less time to PageDown through that than it takes to listen to one of those ads...
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2010, 12:07:19 AM »

...Libman!

This one's for all my homies out there!
[youtube=425,350]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/youtube]

(When will this casual style docuvertisement fad end? Shaky cam is one thing, but dang..)
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2010, 12:07:38 AM »

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2010, 12:37:23 AM »

Tim
[youtube=425,350]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Lewis

I'd like to chain that little zit of a human being up-side-down and see how many gallons of Gatorade can be poured down his asshole while I inject him with syringes filled with my secret sauce (SHU ten million) and then slowly microwave him to a crisp!
« Last Edit: January 22, 2010, 12:47:12 AM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2010, 03:25:30 PM »

Tim
[youtube=425,350]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mcXcQK7wf08&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Lewis

I'd like to chain that little zit of a human being up-side-down and see how many gallons of Gatorade can be poured down his asshole while I inject him with syringes filled with my secret sauce (SHU ten million) and then slowly microwave him to a crisp!


How DARE you speak such horrors about one of our brave freedom fighters who sweat his ass off fighting for YOUR FREEDOM!!!!! You should be stuck in GITMO for saying such things. Without people like Tim Lewis running around  blowing shit up, where would we all be right now???........ WEARING BURKAS ON OUR HEADS..... thats where!!!!!
 Well maybe not us, but our wives and girlfriends for sure. So just be proud theres guys like Tim Lewis out there taking away someone elses freedom to live so you can have the freedom to live............ and um,............... well yeah.................................FREEDOM ISNT FREE and JESUS LOVES AMERICA!!!!!
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2010, 06:40:37 PM »

How DARE you speak such horrors about one of our brave freedom fighters who sweat his ass off fighting for YOUR FREEDOM!!!!! You should be stuck in GITMO for saying such things. Without people like Tim Lewis running around  blowing shit up, where would we all be right now???........ WEARING BURKAS ON OUR HEADS..... thats where!!!!!
 Well maybe not us, but our wives and girlfriends for sure. So just be proud theres guys like Tim Lewis out there taking away someone elses freedom to live so you can have the freedom to live............ and um,............... well yeah.................................FREEDOM ISNT FREE and JESUS LOVES AMERICA!!!!!

Take that ...Libman!

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2010, 07:27:06 PM »

Needs more boobs.  Here we go:

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