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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2010, 08:35:21 PM »

Our family tip today is how to pimp out your seven year old daughter so that you can get on the Maury show.

This makeup manufactured by Nestle, "Whore Rouge," is perfect for giving your kid the confidence of an adult as well as bringing sexy back. Make sure to give her a choice whether to have it applied by Daddy or for the makeup gun to be used on her face.

Remember, today's family tip is brought to you by Nestle, which didn't quite understand what advertising on a libertarian talk show meant.

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2010, 02:40:32 AM »

Our family tip today is how to pimp out your seven year old daughter so that you can get on the Maury show.

This makeup manufactured by Nestle, "Whore Rouge," is perfect for giving your kid the confidence of an adult as well as bringing sexy back. Make sure to give her a choice whether to have it applied by Daddy or for the makeup gun to be used on her face.

Remember, today's family tip is brought to you by Nestle, which didn't quite understand what advertising on a libertarian talk show meant.

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2010, 08:44:29 PM »

Tim Lewis, who fought in operation "Iraqi Freedom" telling military members they've EARNED special RIGHTS and privledges for killing little brown people............... ON YOUR FEET!!!!!!

That ones gotta take the cake for sure above all other spots on the show.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2010, 05:44:22 PM »

Tim Lewis, who fought in operation "Iraqi Freedom" telling military members they've EARNED special RIGHTS and privledges for killing little brown people............... ON YOUR FEET!!!!!!

That ones gotta take the cake for sure above all other spots on the show.


^^^ Yeah, you really can't top that short of FTL voluntarily putting up National service ads.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2010, 06:22:54 PM »

Tim Lewis, who fought in operation "Iraqi Freedom" telling military members they've EARNED special RIGHTS and privledges for killing little brown people............... ON YOUR FEET!!!!!!

That ones gotta take the cake for sure above all other spots on the show.


^^^ Yeah, you really can't top that short of FTL voluntarily putting up National service ads.

Yeah, everytime I hear that I think back to high school. We used to have assemblies on various things (drunk driving, shaken baby crap, etc) that the whole school would have to attend, and throughout these assemblies we would have LITERAL commercial breaks where they would turn on multiple projectors and play National Guard Commercials. Insane. I dont know who the recruiter bribed but NOBODY seemed to have a problem with it.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2010, 06:39:33 PM »

I dunno y'all.. when I hear that one I start saluting like crazy. Makes me want to enlist and trade killing people, and not just brown ones- any ol' color, and get a good deal on a mortgage when I get done.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2010, 01:55:36 PM »

I dunno y'all.. when I hear that one I start saluting like crazy. Makes me want to enlist and trade killing people, and not just brown ones- any ol' color, and get a good deal on a mortgage when I get done.


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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2010, 02:03:58 PM »

Hey I am an ex-babykiller and I might have to check out what that commercial is selling one of these days.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2010, 01:02:20 PM »

I've never actually listened to the entire "On your feet..." commercial - dude sounds like a constipated old man with a mouthful of urine-soaked cotton - I mute or fast-forward the second I hear his "Attention!" - I don't even know what he's selling...and don't really care.

The #1 worst of all FTL commercials - in my opinion; is the irritatingly perky woman with the "your family today" tips - every time I hear her voice, I feel compelled to spit or drop a deuce - if I could actually force myself to listen to the commercial, I would be sure to avoid purchasing whatever she's selling.

Old "Attention!" fart man is the #2 worst FTL commercial for me.

The "How long can you hold your breath" commercial is #3 - though I dig the product and will probably purchase it eventually...I think he's the dude selling the water filters? Anyway; don't ask me a question and then answer it for me - how the hell does that douche know if "not long" was gonna be my answer? I can hold my breath for a pretty good bit, but that doesn't have good G-D thing to do with whether or not there's weird shit in my water. A better question to begin the commercial might have been; "How much weird shit is in your water?"

Lastly, #4 worst for me is Ian's voice doing the commercial that begins to name off all the random shit you could get at Amazon - I dig Ian; he's cool for a smarmy jackass, but his advertisements make me want to start a mosh-pit at work while Mark's stuttering, randomly syncopated ad-reading style is somehow soothing.
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2010, 04:57:35 PM »

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« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2010, 04:58:00 PM »

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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2010, 05:06:47 PM »

I dunno y'all.. when I hear that one I start saluting like crazy. Makes me want to enlist and trade killing people, and not just brown ones- any ol' color, and get a good deal on a mortgage when I get done.


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Re: Worst ads heard during FTL
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2010, 05:17:43 PM »

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