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Re: Shop Amazon, Help FTL!
« Reply #60 on: February 27, 2006, 06:09:29 PM »

Huh?

OK, why else would someone want a cast of your dick?
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« Reply #61 on: February 27, 2006, 06:45:23 PM »

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« Reply #62 on: February 27, 2006, 08:11:02 PM »

Huh?

OK, why else would someone want a cast of your dick?

They'd probably be able to lose it at the bottom of a small purse.  So...they wouldn't.
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« Reply #63 on: February 27, 2006, 08:14:49 PM »

You couldn't even fit in in yours, so be quite woman!
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« Reply #64 on: February 27, 2006, 08:20:58 PM »

I can fit my nine inch vibrator into my purse, and with your fat mouth, you probably have a penis the size of a pair of tweezers.  And...be...quite...what?
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Re: Shop Amazon, Help FTL!
« Reply #65 on: February 27, 2006, 08:23:30 PM »

QUITE!

Nine inch, eh? Can't compete with that...
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« Reply #66 on: February 27, 2006, 08:41:00 PM »

It's got this hummingbird looking attachment.  It's a crazy ass piece of machinery. 
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« Reply #67 on: February 27, 2006, 08:42:32 PM »

Yes, we need a picture of you demonstrating it.
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« Reply #68 on: February 27, 2006, 08:47:17 PM »

I'm waiting for the crack about that inducing vomiting.   :P
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« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2006, 08:49:01 PM »

Inducing, uh, something.
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« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2006, 09:15:38 PM »

Oooooooookay then.
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Re: Shop Amazon, Help FTL!
« Reply #71 on: February 27, 2006, 09:17:01 PM »

Yeah.
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« Reply #72 on: February 27, 2006, 09:17:51 PM »

(lights a stogie)
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« Reply #73 on: February 27, 2006, 10:01:48 PM »

You couldn't even fit in in yours, so be quite woman!

Ha haaa!
Who can't spell quiet now?
Hmmmm!
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« Reply #74 on: February 27, 2006, 10:09:05 PM »

I did in on purpose, you idjit.
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