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Pvincent87

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Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« on: July 27, 2009, 04:21:35 PM »
I'm giving the victory to Mark in 17 seconds via verbal tap out.
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 12:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Pvincent87 on July 27, 2009, 04:21:35 PM
I'm giving the victory to Mark in 17 seconds via verbal tap out.

If you mean physical fistacuffs, then Mark without question. 17 seconds seems about right.

But listening to the arguments, I think a verbal battle would be won by Ian, when Mark goes into cardiac arrest from extreme stress.
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 12:48:55 AM »
I agree with Bob's assessment for physical/verbal matches. However, if it came to a karaoke tournament, I'm not sure. Mark seems to know more about music in general but I'm betting that Ian has an amazing tenor voice lying dormant and neglected amongst his abilities.
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 01:29:26 AM »
What about in a tournament with multiple events, a-la battle of the network stars?
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 09:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Harry Tuttle on July 29, 2009, 01:29:26 AM
What about in a tournament with multiple events, a-la battle of the network stars?

Just make sure to put argumentation last, so Mark might still win on points after he's dead.
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 10:22:14 AM »
Quote from: MacFall on July 29, 2009, 12:48:55 AM
I agree with Bob's assessment for physical/verbal matches. However, if it came to a karaoke tournament, I'm not sure. Mark seems to know more about music in general but I'm betting that Ian has an amazing tenor voice lying dormant and neglected amongst his abilities.

This is so. Ian has an amazing voice and can do a song he has never practiced.
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 10:51:34 AM »
The answer is Ian, in less than a second. (if both followed US law)
This is a libertarian brain teaser right?
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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 01:21:17 PM »
We've been over this a million times: Mark has the strength advantage, but Ian can deliver a swifter kick in the balls... 



Plus Ian has legal access to guns.  And Julia.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 03:10:53 AM »
skinny guys fight 'til they're burger!

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Re: Mark vs. Ian in Fight. Who wins? How long does it take?
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 09:17:37 AM »
Quote from: FTL_Mark on July 29, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: MacFall on July 29, 2009, 12:48:55 AM
I agree with Bob's assessment for physical/verbal matches. However, if it came to a karaoke tournament, I'm not sure. Mark seems to know more about music in general but I'm betting that Ian has an amazing tenor voice lying dormant and neglected amongst his abilities.

This is so. Ian has an amazing voice and can do a song he has never practiced.

The reward for the next AMP goal should be a recording of Ian singing Figlio Perduto or something.
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 10:35:26 AM »
It would be funnier to hear Ian sing state songs like: Old New Hampshire followed by My New Hampshire, then New Hampshire Hills, then Autumn in New Hampshire, then Oh, New Hampshire, then New Hampshire's Granite State, then New Hampshire Naturally, and finally The New Hampshire State March.  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 08:16:15 PM »
The fight would last until Mark took his shirt off, then the two of them would be snogging each other doing the dirty to release the years of pent up sexual tension. I can't see Iain in a fist fight, I just can't, I could see Mark putting him in a headlock and just dragging him around telling him how inadequete he is.
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 08:35:05 PM »
Quote from: yamnuska on August 07, 2009, 08:16:15 PM
The fight would last until Mark took his shirt off, then the two of them would be snogging each other doing the dirty to release the years of pent up sexual tension. I can't see Iain in a fist fight, I just can't, I could see Mark putting him in a headlock and just dragging him around telling him how inadequete he is.

Fucking this.
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