Fun quotes from tonight's discussion on the LoA:
Sam: "No one was damaged by rape"
Mark: "I am of the opinion that I control everything in the world"
Ian: "I didn't push the button to cause the bombings in Pakistan!" Sam: "What did you do to stop it?"
Sam (paraphrase): "The universe takes people who want to shoot someone, and people who want to be shot, and puts them in the same room."
Really? REALLY? Makes me wanna kick them in the balls, and then ask them if they wanted it. Then I'd say, "the universe is acting on your desires, Mark and Ian, and my foot was attracted to your nuts because you wanted testicular torsion, right?" (be advised this is a hypothetical, I don't actually want to kick anyone's balls, but I sure would laugh if they did get a kick in the balls, you know, because they were obviously in the room with someone who wanted to kick their balls at the same time their balls wanted kicking).
This is such dumb fucking shit, I seriously believe that Ian is smoking too much weed. If Rastas can believe Halie Selassie was a living god and they could live forever by using positive words and never saying "dead" or derivatives thereof, for instance " 'livication' is substituted for the word 'dedication' because Rastas associate ded-ication with death," they clearly are hitting the trees pretty hard. This is the same kind of silliness, and it would only make sense or seem believable to a stoner.