How about the hopping metropolis of Millsfield?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millsfield,_New_Hampshire
Millsfield is not a Town. Therefore it is subject to the Planning and Zoning of Coos County. That is unacceptable because we could never be free from Zoning and Planning unless we could incorporate a Town which we couldn't because we would never get the "permission" of the shitheads. Unlike Texas, where there are "must issue" statutes, New Hampshire makes most Town-forming and Town-splitting and School-District-Consolidation-Agreement-dissolving actions subject to State or County discretion (although it is possible to make things so nasty that they will WANT to let you get back your right to be your own School District, IF you were a Town to begin with, which you wouldn't be if you were Millsfield).
Bottom line, Ellsworth IS the best choice. Come on, BonerJoe, it is a lovely place and has a LOT more water than Loving County, where I do now have some lots with legal access if you insist on living on Hot Mars (and if you're willing to hire a bulldozer for a few days at $1,000 a day with driver so everyone can get there in normal cars).
Heck, Ellsworth even has employment over in Plymouth, and that Super WalMart we went to at 3 AM on our very first night in NH.