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FTL needs more...
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:56:55 AM »


...insane middle-aged female callers.




I may be sick in the head, but I can't get enough of callers like Paula and the "Jesse Ventura - Conspiracy Theory" caller from last week.

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 11:20:29 AM »

i actually laughed out loud when "underground hotel" lady called...
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 03:04:46 PM »

What about that half angel half bigfoot guy that called in, hocking a book or something, that crap was hilarious!
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 10:30:12 PM »

i actually laughed out loud when "underground hotel" lady called...

I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but I'd highly recommend listening to an archived show where "Paula" calls in. (someone here may be able to help on the date).

Underground hotel lady was great but Paula is on another level. :)
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 07:21:04 AM »

i listen off and on, most of the time i save shows up and listen on road trips but i do beleive that is something i have not heard. i will try to find it, or see if my husband may have notes on it LOL i think he keeps a sticky pad or something of things i have to go back and re-listen to
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 08:18:40 AM »

Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet
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Re: FTL needs more...
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2010, 11:46:54 PM »

Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet

I forgot about her. I would label her more hysterical than insane though :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2010, 01:27:08 AM »

ARGH LINK TO PAULA PLZ QUIIICK
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Re: FTL needs more...
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2010, 04:37:40 PM »

As seen on my on-screen menu:

FTL needs more...

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits?
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2010, 05:57:41 PM »

Guns & Titties...............


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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2010, 12:02:40 AM »

Guns & Titties...............



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Re: FTL needs more...
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2010, 11:32:21 PM »

You're right, I was wrong. FTL does need more tits and guns.

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Re: FTL needs more...
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 01:15:39 PM »

Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet

Yeah that was wild.
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2010, 01:49:33 AM »

the time cube guy and then his website, it was like the DJ blaze/Jeff guy who always plugged his freewebs sites for conspriacy crap. More Dave from Montana, Adrian! Adrian! The lady who talked like Cruella Daville, lmfao. What ever happened to Triddle?
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 09:06:59 PM »

Did Paula call back in tonight? I was only able to catch the first hour of the show.

I am guessing she thought she was calling Alex Jones or some other GCN show and then hung up after realizing she called FTL.

DAMMIT!!! :)
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