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Title: FTL needs more...
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 22, 2010, 08:56:55 AM

...insane middle-aged female callers.




I may be sick in the head, but I can't get enough of callers like Paula and the "Jesse Ventura - Conspiracy Theory" caller from last week.

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Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Robin on February 22, 2010, 11:20:29 AM
i actually laughed out loud when "underground hotel" lady called...
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: ThatOneGuy on February 22, 2010, 03:04:46 PM
What about that half angel half bigfoot guy that called in, hocking a book or something, that crap was hilarious!
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 22, 2010, 10:30:12 PM
i actually laughed out loud when "underground hotel" lady called...

I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but I'd highly recommend listening to an archived show where "Paula" calls in. (someone here may be able to help on the date).

Underground hotel lady was great but Paula is on another level. :)
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Robin on February 23, 2010, 07:21:04 AM
i listen off and on, most of the time i save shows up and listen on road trips but i do beleive that is something i have not heard. i will try to find it, or see if my husband may have notes on it LOL i think he keeps a sticky pad or something of things i have to go back and re-listen to
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Pilot_MKN on February 23, 2010, 08:18:40 AM
Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 26, 2010, 11:46:54 PM
Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet

I forgot about her. I would label her more hysterical than insane though :)
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Davy on February 27, 2010, 01:27:08 AM
ARGH LINK TO PAULA PLZ QUIIICK
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on February 27, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
As seen on my on-screen menu:

FTL needs more...

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits?
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 27, 2010, 05:57:41 PM
Guns & Titties...............


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Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on February 28, 2010, 12:02:40 AM
Guns & Titties...............


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Two things that make ANYTHING better.
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: The Green Bastard on February 28, 2010, 11:32:21 PM
You're right, I was wrong. FTL does need more tits and guns.

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Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: anarchir on March 01, 2010, 01:15:39 PM
Needs more callers like the woman who claimed that if you ran a red light at 3am you could possibly hit a school bus full of children.....that was one of the funniest calls I've heard yet

Yeah that was wild.
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: yamnuska on March 02, 2010, 01:49:33 AM
the time cube guy and then his website, it was like the DJ blaze/Jeff guy who always plugged his freewebs sites for conspriacy crap. More Dave from Montana, Adrian! Adrian! The lady who talked like Cruella Daville, lmfao. What ever happened to Triddle?
Title: Re: FTL needs more...
Post by: The Green Bastard on March 04, 2010, 09:06:59 PM
Did Paula call back in tonight? I was only able to catch the first hour of the show.

I am guessing she thought she was calling Alex Jones or some other GCN show and then hung up after realizing she called FTL.

DAMMIT!!! :)