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16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« on: September 22, 2009, 09:18:38 AM »

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/09/21/Police-Boy-used-Bible-page-for-joint/UPI-98331253560379/


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Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.


Did Jesus inhale?
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 09:26:55 AM »

Those little pocket Gideons Bibles are about the right size, the paper is really thin, and they are free.

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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 06:01:14 PM »

What a fucking bitch mother.

What sort of parent does that? God I hope she regrets it.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 06:05:40 PM »

This means that we need to begin confiscating bibles as drug paraphenalia.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 07:31:29 PM »

Good use for a bible.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 07:34:49 PM »

Second best use, first being using it as emergency fuel to start a fire when you are lost in the wilderness.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 07:35:49 PM »

Third being as a cover for the roots of a plant so that weeds dont grow around it...a really small plant.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 07:38:38 PM »

What about the saving your immortal soul from hell fire use?
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 08:41:47 PM »

What about the saving your immortal soul from hell fire use?

I have yet to see or even hear any anecdotal evidence showing that such a possibility can happen.  That is just as likely from using the "His Dark Materials" trilogy.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 09:02:04 PM »

What about the saving your immortal soul from hell fire use?

What a shame.. all those lost souls that existed prior to it having been written.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 09:58:19 PM »

I've done that more times than I can count.  I did it in jail once.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2009, 10:00:29 PM »

I've done that more times than I can count.  I did it in jail once.

You had marijuana in jail?

How could someone manage to sneak marijuana in, but not rolling papers?
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2009, 10:09:53 PM »

I've done that more times than I can count.  I did it in jail once.

You had marijuana in jail?

Yes


How could someone manage to sneak marijuana in, but not rolling papers?

Once it was an acident.  Not snuck in so much as hidden til a chance to get rid of it.  Fire was the difficult part that time.  We get 'er done.
the other time there was an organized supply line, anything could be had for a price.  I didn't smoke any marijuana there, too expensive.

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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2009, 10:14:17 PM »

The ingenuity of jailed people impresses me.
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Re: 16yr old Boy uses Bible page for joint
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 12:01:31 AM »

I had to come back several consecutive weekends, and I smuggled in everything from items very valuable for trading purposes, like new, clean Tommy Hilfiger underpants, to my own prescription meds ('cause the jail nurses were incompetent and willfully negligent in providing timely care). They don't search the quiet, basically cooperative white guys who just want to get it over with as thoroughly as they do angry drunken Indians making death threats. At least, in my experience.
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