"Free Talk Rive - Chinee Edition"

[alaric89]

I like chicks with about a days funk  or right after a shower and a jog in that order for a optimum. I can get on down there and tongue tickle her snatch for hours.
And what the hell happened to hair? Between the two models of my last ol' lady trade in, chicks started shaving that kitty all bald and smooth.  I can't even figure out how they even do it. Are all women gymnasts these days?
Used to be fun to pick hairs out of my teeth. In late 80's Gemany I would find new hairs for days. In the mess hall I would be eating across from my buddy Sean, I would pick a curly blond hair off my fork, show it to him and Sean would say "nice". (except that one time we both dug one out the same colour, figuring out who was first was no fun)Those Hausfras were real women! Hairy armpits, legs and everything. It was hot!  Now a days, how the hell do you even figure out what natural hair colour the chick you are pumping on even is? They fucking lie if you ask. If you are screwing one of these young chicks what the hell are you even doing? Shaved, spray tanned.... is that even real? If you give a girl head then use lube.... whats the point? You taste paint and no hair in your teeth, not even real woman taste or smell, just..... textile products.

[Fred]

damn, I like the poontang hairy too, but not so much the hairs in my mouth later - yuck!  In fact, its icky when I get one while I'm going down.  I guess this comes from not having as much experience as you-

[Fred]

I don't even like getting my own mustache hairs in my mouth...

[hellbilly]

In late 80's Gemany I would find new hairs for days.

Bleh!

My ladies know what'll happen to 'em if I see any hair on the snatch.

[alaric89]

...used to be all kinds of funny names for a woman's equipment. Pussy, fur pie, hairy clam, now we just have "clam". Said to a buddy "I would lick her fur pie." he had no idea what I was talking about. Evidently he believes that women have no body hair.

In late 80's Gemany I would find new hairs for days.

Bleh!

My ladies know what'll happen to 'em if I see any hair on the snatch.

You shear her like a sheep? run? what?

I don't even like getting my own mustache hairs in my mouth...

I can't even grow a stache. Had a little soul patch for a while. I could keep that delicious mama part funk stored for later.

[Fred]

shaved pussy turns me off - remember the old joke about getting two pencils to roll the hair away from the goodies?

[Turd Ferguson]

shaved pussy turns me off.

Me too Fred.

Give me a nice, big, hairy, nasty, fuckin stinky, smelly, skanky BUSH. The kind that makes your eyes water like a whiff of amonia.

[Fred]

no, that's bullshit - hairy and clean.

[alaric89]

Clean? Eating pussy should be a challenge. If you meet others afterwords without getting a shower it is comedy gold bonus points. Truth is I only got a few semi bonus points. (quick head after she showered or something mildly noticeable). I had a friend who showed up after a camping trip romp with his incredibly cute girlfriend. He had so much snatch smell a blind man would have probably raped him. He tried to tell us what a swell weekend he had, but we forced him into the shower and hosed him off before he got too many words out.
He won, don't know what he won,  but he won something.

[Turd Ferguson]

Plus, banging a chick on the rag is a good idea as well. Especially when the relationship is new. Its something primal, something deep down that happens to her on a psychological level that gives you an upper hand, well, maybe not an upper hand, but at least a more level playing field with the woman in question.

[alaric89]

Red wings? oh foo, got them when I was but a lad. Tastes more meaty.
Like I said I can't grow a mustache so you know I am lying.
What do you call a red soul patch?

[Riddler]

wow.
this thread went right down the shitpipe

[dalebert]

Give me a nice, big, hairy, nasty, fuckin stinky, smelly, skanky BUSH. The kind that makes your eyes water like a whiff of amonia.

I am SO going to get you back for that.  One day when you least expect it, you'll click on some thread that looks harmless...

[Turd Ferguson]

Give me a nice, big, hairy, nasty, fuckin stinky, smelly, skanky BUSH. The kind that makes your eyes water like a whiff of amonia.

I am SO going to get you back for that.  One day when you least expect it, you'll click on some thread that looks harmless...

Oh come on Dale, ya gotta try it once in your life. Plus, if it has your name next to it, its rarely harmless. I always brace myself for the worst, even when it isnt.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

i thought you liked getting stoned?

i like weed
i LOVE hot water showers....
once-a-day-=cold weather
twice-a-day= hot weather
body sprays 2) rain-shower heads = shitloads of water wasted.....fuck you hippies.....i gots a 50 gpm well source
i don't like weed that much

Oh but you like it enough.