I like chicks with about a days funk
or right after a shower and a jog in that order for a optimum. I can get on down there and tongue tickle her snatch for hours.
And what the hell happened to hair? Between the two models of my last ol' lady trade in, chicks started shaving that kitty all bald and smooth. I can't even figure out how they even do it. Are all women gymnasts these days?
Used to be fun to pick hairs out of my teeth. In late 80's Gemany I would find new hairs for
days. In the mess hall I would be eating across from my buddy Sean, I would pick a curly blond hair off my fork, show it to him and Sean would say "nice". (except that one time we both dug one out the same colour, figuring out who was first was no fun)Those Hausfras were real women! Hairy armpits, legs and everything. It was hot!
Now a days, how the hell do you even figure out what natural hair colour the chick you are pumping on even is? They fucking lie if you ask. If you are screwing one of these young chicks what the hell are you even doing? Shaved, spray tanned.... is that even real? If you give a girl head
then use lube.... whats the point? You taste paint and no hair in your teeth, not even real woman taste or smell, just..... textile products.