hippees & crunchys do it to mask their foul body stench, ''cuz, like, man, y'know, it's uncool to, you know, like, bleed mother earth, you know, of her precious bodily fluids, you know.
if we used less water, then, like, maybe the poor people in africa wouldn't be, like, in a sandy desert, you know?
like, we're draining all the water out of their land, man.
or:
they're stoned & lazy
can't afford to heat their water
don't dig on buying soap from ''the man & his corporate evildoers, land-rapers & wall-street fatcats''