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Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?

No
- 18 (27.3%)
Maybe if she was really hot and I knew she was clean
- 28 (42.4%)
Yes, but only if it was legal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, even though its illegal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, I have in the past
- 8 (12.1%)
I wouldn't pay for one, but if someone paid for one for me I would take advantage of it
- 4 (6.1%)
I AM a hooker!
- 2 (3%)

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Russell Griswold

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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #120 on: December 14, 2008, 02:35:38 AM »

Richard, let me put in Victorian terms:
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« Reply #121 on: December 14, 2008, 11:17:33 AM »

all I know is that my wife is terrible in bed and is never horny, so hell yeah Id pay for a hooker, if she was clean.
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« Reply #122 on: December 14, 2008, 12:21:22 PM »

Neither of us going to have kids anyway, so you're just full of shit.

Yep, that's all about you can say to Richard.  It doesn't seem to have occurred to him that the human population is in no way endangered, and the last people who should be having kids are the ones who don't want to.  He just reverts to broken record. 
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #123 on: December 14, 2008, 02:17:41 PM »


Mother Nature demands that the ladies let the blood flow in copious amounts, and when the blood is running down their legs, the gods will awaken and prepare the womb for The Divine Children of Hermes.

YES!  YES!  YES!

Oh, God, Richard...reading this thread as well as your post-history has convinced me.  Such beautifully thoughtful and logical words coming from such a wonderful soul.  From this day forth, I shall be going off the birth control Forever!!!  Oh, and then I just can't wait until I start menstruating again!  My boyfriend will come home from work and I'll tell him to fuck me.  Yes, I'll tell him to fuck me harder than he's ever fucked me before.  I'm gonna jump right on top of his cock before he even has a chance to pull a condom out of his pocket.  OOOOHH, YES!  I can just feel the blood running down my legs now!
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #124 on: December 14, 2008, 03:20:50 PM »

No. *

* With the following caveat:

When I am 125 years old, look like yoda, can barely see or hear, am in and out of coherence, seldom remember my own grandchildren, and have done everything else I ever wanted to do in life...

... I am going to Las Vegas to blow a large amount of money on vast excesses of <insert name of most awesome drug that Ian Freeman recommends to me>, whiskey, cigars, and a troupe of call-girls in a "last tour of the battlefield" a-la Scent of a Woman. (HOO YAH!!)

If about 6 days of that doesn't finish me off, I will go back home to my rocking chair by the koi pond and wait for whatever the fates have in store. Of course, none of that applies if technology makes becoming an immortal cyborg a viable option.

By that time, you're going to be finished well before the first day is up. "Sorry, girls. It's nap time. And, Matlock is on later, so just leave."

Way to rain on the parade Mike! Now you have shattered the fantasy and there will be nothing to keep me going past age 117 unless I  produce more offspring to give me many more lives through which to live vicariously.  :)
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« Reply #125 on: December 14, 2008, 06:16:28 PM »

What about getting a hooker and taking her to a swinger's club and telling everybody she's your wife?
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« Reply #126 on: December 14, 2008, 06:28:12 PM »

all I know is that my wife is terrible in bed and is never horny, so hell yeah Id pay for a hooker, if she was clean.

... :shock:
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #127 on: December 14, 2008, 07:02:40 PM »

What about getting a hooker and taking her to a swinger's club and telling everybody she's your wife?

So I'm assuming she makes the best goddamn sammiches in the world, or you would have divorced her ass already?
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« Reply #128 on: December 14, 2008, 07:05:30 PM »


One of life's little secrets is that "safe sex" is bullshit, anywayz. The more you do it, the more you raise the chances of something going "wrong", and having what The Dictionary of Skank calls an "accident". But not to worry, right above it is a word called "abortion".

And if birth control and abortions fail, they're is always infanticide!
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #129 on: December 14, 2008, 07:52:25 PM »

What about getting a hooker and taking her to a swinger's club and telling everybody she's your wife?
Sounds like a great idea.  Almost as great as the one proposed in the OP
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #130 on: December 14, 2008, 10:22:45 PM »

What about getting a hooker and taking her to a swinger's club and telling everybody she's your wife?
Sounds like a great idea.  Almost as great as the one proposed in the OP

They're called "escorts."
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2008, 07:38:35 AM »

at the rate I'm going, I'm going to have to pay a hooker.

So yeh, I would.
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« Reply #132 on: December 30, 2008, 03:00:44 AM »

You can get a blowjob for 20 dollars in Omaha, NE. 13th and Ames on the north side. They always ask you to give them a ride to the crack house after though. I had one share her crack with me once and that was cool. One time, when I reached in my pocket, I only had 7 dollars (I left my wallet at home). She asked me if I had any more and I pulles out the change in my console (67 cents). She thought for a moment and jumped in the car. Crazy bitches.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #133 on: December 30, 2008, 03:45:26 AM »

A couple days ago:

It was midnight, and I was walking to the subway, and the wind was howling like a starving wolf as Hemingway sat crunched over his typewriter. Some chick stopped me on the way, and starting saying some things that I could not really understand. She had a scarf over her mouth, and I noticed these grotesque blue bubbles all over her cheek bones. If you took those mystery blue bubbles away, I reckon she was hot, but what the fuck were those blue bubbles about??!!? Is that what happens when you do meth? Was it Leprosy? I don't know what it was, but it looked really bad. I'm not sure but I think she said something along the lines of, "Excuse me sir. I'm really hungry. Can you help me? I can do things for you." I responded in the typical way I do when fucked up people approach me on the streets by sayin, "I'm sorry, miss." and walked away. If she didn't have those insane blue bubbles on her face, I might have asked her to repeat herself to make it clear as to whether she was looking to exchange sex for something.

You have to be very selective and NEVER do anything that involves a vagina. Only blowjobs.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #134 on: December 30, 2008, 11:41:21 AM »

A couple days ago:

It was midnight, and I was walking to the subway, and the wind was howling like a starving wolf as Hemingway sat crunched over his typewriter. Some chick stopped me on the way, and starting saying some things that I could not really understand. She had a scarf over her mouth, and I noticed these grotesque blue bubbles all over her cheek bones. If you took those mystery blue bubbles away, I reckon she was hot, but what the fuck were those blue bubbles about??!!? Is that what happens when you do meth? Was it Leprosy? I don't know what it was, but it looked really bad. I'm not sure but I think she said something along the lines of, "Excuse me sir. I'm really hungry. Can you help me? I can do things for you." I responded in the typical way I do when fucked up people approach me on the streets by sayin, "I'm sorry, miss." and walked away. If she didn't have those insane blue bubbles on her face, I might have asked her to repeat herself to make it clear as to whether she was looking to exchange sex for something.

You have to be very selective and NEVER do anything that involves a vagina. Only blowjobs.

Yeah, because the mouth is SO much cleaner.  :roll:

You know, they DO make condoms.
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