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Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?

No
- 18 (27.3%)
Maybe if she was really hot and I knew she was clean
- 28 (42.4%)
Yes, but only if it was legal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, even though its illegal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, I have in the past
- 8 (12.1%)
I wouldn't pay for one, but if someone paid for one for me I would take advantage of it
- 4 (6.1%)
I AM a hooker!
- 2 (3%)

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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2008, 11:34:27 PM »

i thought you go to college so you can get girls drunk on cheap beer, ie natty light, and take advantage of them sexually for pretty much free?

Sleezy.   :?

i only went to a community college for about 3 quarters.  i never lived in dorms and do not consider this to be a worthwhile pastime.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2008, 12:01:28 AM »

Did y'all hear about the lady who screwed a fella at a ball game in the mens room?

She was too drunk to know who she fucked.

Linked from Drudge..

http://www.twincities.com/ci_11075245?source=most_viewed
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2008, 12:04:42 AM »

you ever read tucker max?  his story about going to vegas and having sex in the restroom with the door that had a darkening window when locked is awesome.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2008, 02:15:09 AM »

I haven't read that story, or many others of his really, but I did like a lot of what I read from him. He has a pretty decent BBS too.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2008, 02:17:37 AM »

he is so funny.

i highly recommend reading i hope they serve beer in hell
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2008, 02:19:55 AM »

he is so funny.

i highly recommend reading i hope they serve beer in hell

I see that in the bookstore all the time, and I've always been curious.  Maybe I'll pick it up the next time I'm in, if I manage to remember. 
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2008, 02:27:38 AM »

he is so funny.

i highly recommend reading i hope they serve beer in hell

I see that in the bookstore all the time, and I've always been curious.  Maybe I'll pick it up the next time I'm in, if I manage to remember. 

i laughed so hard i almost cried a few times.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2008, 02:28:59 AM »

he is so funny.

i highly recommend reading i hope they serve beer in hell

I see that in the bookstore all the time, and I've always been curious.  Maybe I'll pick it up the next time I'm in, if I manage to remember. 

i laughed so hard i almost cried a few times.

Jen Lancaster's books do that to me, but it's more of a women's read. 
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2008, 02:31:31 AM »

I remember on their forum a handicapped teenage boy who was trying to get Tucker to help him get laid.. but no one would commit because they didn't want to get in trouble for hooking a minor up.. do you know if the kid ever got some 'tang ?
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2008, 02:34:21 AM »

i dont frequent his forums, so i couldnt tell you.

i found out about tucker from maddox's website.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2008, 03:11:41 AM »

Sure, just for kicks....just to see what it's like.

Better a hooker than Tucker Max, anyway. 
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2008, 10:57:24 AM »

I would.  Its one of my goals. 

But not a hooker.  A courtesan. 

Like so?
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »

I voted maybe, if I knew she was clean. But, there's really no telling. And, Richard has instilled in me a fear of tha herp that borderlines on neurosis.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2008, 03:00:24 PM »

I would.  Its one of my goals. 

But not a hooker.  A courtesan. 

Like so?


Almost. 



That chick reminds me of a certain somebody.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2008, 03:54:45 PM »

Yes if, 1. She was clean (both drug and disease free), 2. Looked half decent (being 6/10 and above is clearly a plus), 3. Had a good sense of humor and knew how to have a good time even out of bed (Why pay someone to bump uglies when it'll probably only last half and hour, make it more fun like an all night outing or some shit...), and 4. Knew how to grease the palm of the cops (always a plus when you're not a regular at dealing in the sex trade as a buyer. :-P).
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