Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?

No

18 (27.3%)

Maybe if she was really hot and I knew she was clean

28 (42.4%)

Yes, but only if it was legal

3 (4.5%)

Yes, even though its illegal

3 (4.5%)

Yes, I have in the past

8 (12.1%)

I wouldn't pay for one, but if someone paid for one for me I would take advantage of it

4 (6.1%)

I AM a hooker!

2 (3%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[Rillion]

Almost. 

What's courtesan-ish about her?  Looks like some random chick in a bar.  

I voted maybe, if I knew she was clean. But, there's really no telling. And, Richard has instilled in me a fear of tha herp that borderlines on neurosis.

Brothel hookers are more likely to be clean than random chicks in bars.

[eVaL]

Almost. 

What's courtesan-ish about her?  Looks like some random chick in a bar.  

I voted maybe, if I knew she was clean. But, there's really no telling. And, Richard has instilled in me a fear of tha herp that borderlines on neurosis.

Brothel hookers are more likely to be clean than random chicks in bars.

Nope. Everyone in the world, except me, has herpes. (Damn you, Richard!)

[BonerJoe]

I gave Richard herpes.

[Rillion]

I gave Richard herpes.

Good on ya. 

[Russell Griswold]

I gave Richard herpes.

Is that initiation of force?

[Laetitia]

I gave Richard herpes.

Is that initiation of force?

I didn't see mention of BJ threatening Richard with herpes, so it must have just been part of the season of giving.

[Russell Griswold]

Good point, Joy. It's like a gift that keeps on giving.

[BonerJoe]

I gave Richard herpes.

Is that initiation of force?

I didn't see mention of BJ threatening Richard with herpes, so it must have just been part of the season of giving.

Hehe.

[Lindsey]

I gave Richard herpes.

Is that initiation of force?

I didn't see mention of BJ threatening Richard with herpes, so it must have just been part of the season of giving.

Hehe.

Oh God.   

[freeAgent]

I might if I was rich and desperate...maybe.  Actually, I don't think I would.

[Taors]

What if the hooker paid you?

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

What if the hooker paid you?

New option added to the poll

[freeAgent]

I might if I was rich and desperate...maybe.  Actually, I don't think I would.

I guess you'd also have to be rich and starving to dine in a fine restaurant? 

I'm not sure I follow you.  I would prefer to have sex with a non-prostitute by a very large margin.  In many ways, I prefer to have sex with myself than I would a prostitute.  I would have to be rich because I would only ever possibly want to pay for the Spitzer level of prostitute and you have to be rich to do that.

Eating good food, on the other hand, is something that I desire to do.  I prefer good food to bad food, and "fine dining" usually means good food.  It's also cheaper than the most expensive prostitutes.  So, no, I wouldn't have to be as rich or desperate in order to go to a nice restaurant.

[YixilTesiphon]

Have you seen the Penn & Teller Bullshit! episode on prostitution? It's much cleaner when it's legal, just like drugs.

[Rillion]

Rillion yet again puts bad ideas into horny peoples' minds by saying brothel hookers are cleaner than chicks at the bar. The truth is the reason that brothel hookers are "cleaner" is because there is no way in hell that they would admit to having any kind of disease.

No, actually it is because brothel prostitutes are required as a condition of their job to have check-ups and go through the gamut of tests on a regular basis, inspect and wash mens' genitals before sex, and use condoms as if the world were made of them.     The average woman in a bar may do the latter, but almost certainly not the other two.   

I don't care if you disapprove of prostitution, but lying about it just makes you look like an idiot.   It's hilarious how many men freak out about the possibility of prostitutes having diseases without thinking about the fact that the prostitutes don't want to catch something from you, either.