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Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?

No
- 18 (27.3%)
Maybe if she was really hot and I knew she was clean
- 28 (42.4%)
Yes, but only if it was legal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, even though its illegal
- 3 (4.5%)
Yes, I have in the past
- 8 (12.1%)
I wouldn't pay for one, but if someone paid for one for me I would take advantage of it
- 4 (6.1%)
I AM a hooker!
- 2 (3%)

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WallyC33

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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #135 on: December 30, 2008, 02:58:36 PM »

A couple days ago:

It was midnight, and I was walking to the subway, and the wind was howling like a starving wolf as Hemingway sat crunched over his typewriter. Some chick stopped me on the way, and starting saying some things that I could not really understand. She had a scarf over her mouth, and I noticed these grotesque blue bubbles all over her cheek bones. If you took those mystery blue bubbles away, I reckon she was hot, but what the fuck were those blue bubbles about??!!? Is that what happens when you do meth? Was it Leprosy? I don't know what it was, but it looked really bad. I'm not sure but I think she said something along the lines of, "Excuse me sir. I'm really hungry. Can you help me? I can do things for you." I responded in the typical way I do when fucked up people approach me on the streets by sayin, "I'm sorry, miss." and walked away. If she didn't have those insane blue bubbles on her face, I might have asked her to repeat herself to make it clear as to whether she was looking to exchange sex for something.

You have to be very selective and NEVER do anything that involves a vagina. Only blowjobs.

Yeah, because the mouth is SO much cleaner.  :roll:

You know, they DO make condoms.

I would feel safer having my schlong in a strange mouth than in a strange vag.
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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #136 on: December 30, 2008, 04:09:54 PM »

I would feel safer having my schlong in a strange mouth than in a strange vag.
I am deeply, passionately involved with my schlong. I love it and would never stick it in a strange hole that may cause it to shrivel up and fall off.
Call me crazy.

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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #137 on: December 30, 2008, 04:14:09 PM »

Seperating the concepts of "love" and "sex" isn't necessarily a bad thing. I think it gives you a deeper understanding on what love actually means to you.

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WallyC33

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Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« Reply #138 on: December 30, 2008, 09:09:50 PM »

I would feel safer having my schlong in a strange mouth than in a strange vag.
I am deeply, passionately involved with my schlong. I love it and would never stick it in a strange hole that may cause it to shrivel up and fall off.
Call me crazy.

Crazy!
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