Lindsey is just being shy. She is, in fact, a part of a secret "underground railroad" smuggling escaped political prisoners from communist Latin American regimes to New Hampshire. She's been known to "shelter" whole raft-fulls of tired, broken men just out of Fidel and Hugo's prisons, some who haven't seen a woman for decades, sometimes several rafts a day would come in and she's never turned anyone away, and no man has ever left unsatisfied. One night with her, and those poor wretched souls forget all the trouble they've left behind. To those refugees, she's
Lady Liberty in the flesh! So if you've ever passed an orange juice truck heading North on I-95 from which you hear Latino accents singing "God Bless America", now you know why.