You'd think I've got them lining up at my door, but I have no such luck. It's been years, my friend. Years.
2007-10-30 17:45:06 <@Lindsey`> "Hey, I'm going to the strip club on Monday, wanna come?"
2007-10-30 17:45:08 <@Lindsey`> Lol
2007-10-30 17:47:36 <@Lindsey`> No, he's just hilarious.
2007-10-30 17:47:49 <@Lindsey`> It went from there to "Hey, how long has it been since you've uhh...you know, again?"
2007-10-30 17:47:57 <@Lindsey`> So I tell him
2007-10-30 17:48:05 <@Lindsey`> And he says "Jesus Christ, close the door. We're fixing this right now."
2007-10-30 17:48:25 <@Lindsey`> Earlier we were talking about it and I'm like "It's just that nobody likes me enough to do THAT"
2007-10-30 17:48:32 <@Lindsey`> And he says "I like you enough to have sex with you"
If he knew where you live, he'd be lined up right outside your door, Fight Club-style.