OK, I'm
not supposed to have any more violent rants, so BonerJoe's lobes are perfectly safe for now.
Anyway, back to me being the #1 troll, not just on this forum but in the known universe. R3 isn't even on the same order of magnitude! I've trolled my commie parents and I've trolled teachers and I've trolled socialist school / summer camp bureaucrats crazy! The collapse of the Soviet Union - I deserve much of the credit! If my parents had gone to Israel instead of New Jersey, that place would have collapsed too, but instead I've focused my troll-energy in cyberspace. I've been trolling dial-up BBS'es, Fidonet (and similar), Usenet, e-mail mailing lists, IRC, etc since the 1990s (and my English wasn't too good back then, but I've trolled in other languages as well). I've trolled (that is social engineered) my way to being a Co-SysOP of a "White Power" BBS, and then hacked its user database! I've ran programming groups and .com start-up companies that were nothing but troll-shit! I've trolled Fortune-500 companies out of tens of thousands of dollars for voodoo IT security services! Being who I am, I even used to specialize in trolling depression, social anxiety disorder, and suicide chat / forums - I've trolled losers and fat girls on 6 different continents through the valley of shadow of death, where I was their greatest evil! I've trolled geniuses and I've trolled billionaires and I've trolled the Russian-Jewish mafia and
I've trolled presidents! So take it easy, trollpups - your greatest claim to troll-glory is being able to reflect off mine!