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Title: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 06, 2009, 12:34:07 PM
DEFNITIVE THREAD
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: John Shaw on May 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Thread not complete without bonerjoe.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
Hes more of a disgruntled employee than a troll.  I think nharticle10 has to be the biggest troll in terms of quantity of material. 
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on May 06, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: John Shaw on May 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Thread not complete without bonerjoe.

I was gonna fuckin' say...
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: CaL DaVe on May 06, 2009, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
I think nharticle10 has to be the biggest troll in terms of quantity of material. 

Then why does he still have 0 votes? Are you that much against voting you can't even take this poll?



I voted for R3.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on May 06, 2009, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: El Mas Chingon on May 06, 2009, 05:07:04 PM
I voted for R3.

Yeah. At least he has style.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: NHArticleTen on May 06, 2009, 05:18:11 PM

define "best"

Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on May 06, 2009, 05:41:06 PM
Define "Best Troll"
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: NHArticleTen on May 06, 2009, 05:42:16 PM

I voted for bonerjoe

Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Elitist Bitch on May 06, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on May 06, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: John Shaw on May 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Thread not complete without bonerjoe.

I was gonna fuckin' say...

How is Shaw a troll and BonerJoe doesn't even get a mention?

Just kidding. You know I love you.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: El Mas Chingon on May 06, 2009, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
I think nharticle10 has to be the biggest troll in terms of quantity of material. 

Then why does he still have 0 votes? Are you that much against voting you can't even take this poll?

Oh riddler, you old rascal!
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Bill Brasky on May 06, 2009, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: Elitist Bitch on May 06, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on May 06, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: John Shaw on May 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Thread not complete without bonerjoe.

I was gonna fuckin' say...

How is Shaw a troll and BonerJoe doesn't even get a mention?

Just kidding. You know I love you.


(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/464/inthroughtheoutdoor.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 06, 2009, 08:21:41 PM
Seems like someone, perhaps an EPIC TROLL, edited my poll . . .
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Lindsey on May 06, 2009, 08:57:53 PM
Who the fuck is Luke Smith? 
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Rillion on May 06, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: Krasavitsa on May 06, 2009, 08:57:53 PM
Who the fuck is Luke Smith? 

Jeff Smith's brother.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on May 06, 2009, 11:02:16 PM
Quote from: Rillion on May 06, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: Krasavitsa on May 06, 2009, 08:57:53 PM
Who the fuck is Luke Smith? 

Jeff Smith's brother.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOooOooh, makes perfect sense now.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: CaL DaVe on May 06, 2009, 11:07:05 PM
Quote from: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: El Mas Chingon on May 06, 2009, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
I think nharticle10 has to be the biggest troll in terms of quantity of material. 

Then why does he still have 0 votes? Are you that much against voting you can't even take this poll?

Oh riddler, you old rascal!

WTF?

You don't think I'm the Riddler do you?
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 11:15:47 PM
He changed his name, guess i mixed it up with yours.  i can't keep track
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: CaL DaVe on May 06, 2009, 11:20:36 PM
Quote from: patrickj on May 06, 2009, 11:15:47 PM
He changed his name, guess i mixed it up with yours.  i can't keep track

Even though I do partake in the name changing, I get anoyed with it too.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Bill Brasky on May 07, 2009, 12:27:36 AM
Quote from: Queen of the Harpies on May 06, 2009, 08:21:41 PM
Seems like someone, perhaps an EPIC TROLL, edited my poll . . .

Finally, someone gets it.



Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on May 07, 2009, 02:44:40 PM
I want to change my vote to freetarian.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Lindsey on May 07, 2009, 06:59:31 PM
Why is Gene not on this list?  :-P

Also, I glanced at Luke Smith's posts.  Longwinded, that one. 
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Bill Brasky on May 07, 2009, 09:34:43 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on May 07, 2009, 02:44:40 PM
I want to change my vote to freetarian.

HE WILL BEET YUO UP!1
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 13 on May 07, 2009, 10:15:55 PM
Me vote for self.

Me good troll.

Me troll good.

Me troll harder from now on.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Lindsey on May 07, 2009, 11:36:56 PM
I want to vote for freetarian too.   :shock:
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 13 on May 08, 2009, 10:02:18 AM
Well, that isn't impossible.  If/when I die, I'll have my body auctioned off to the highest bidder, no strings attached.  It's for a good cause.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 13 on May 08, 2009, 07:48:18 PM
When you find yourself in a prison cell and wonder why drugs were never legalized,

Or when the Feds take away your little gun and you wonder why no one stood up for your rights,

Or when you wonder why the Free State Project became a laughing stock of ineffectiveness,

Or when you wonder why FCC took Free Talk Live off-air,

... remember that you have called Alex Libman a "pedo" for standing up for free speech on the Internet.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: kalmia on May 12, 2009, 02:07:19 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 13 on May 08, 2009, 07:48:18 PM
When you find yourself in a prison cell and wonder why drugs were never legalized,

Or when the Feds take away your little gun and you wonder why no one stood up for your rights,

Or when you wonder why the Free State Project became a laughing stock of ineffectiveness,

Or when you wonder why FCC took Free Talk Live off-air,

... remember that you have called Alex Libman a "pedo" for standing up for free speech on the Internet.


It's a message board.  Some people aren't serious.  Some are joking as I was when I made that thread about you but couldn't respond to your complain message about it.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: anarchir on May 12, 2009, 02:11:30 AM
NHA10! I'm such a bad troll I wouldnt even be on the runner up list. I think Freetarian disagrees with that though. I can only remember really arguing with NHA10 but it was all in seriousness, no trolling* required.

*unless obvious troll
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Richard Garner on May 12, 2009, 01:09:49 PM
This guy, he's the best troll:

(http://vnmedia.ign.com/screenshots/warhammer/46417510.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Richard Garner on May 12, 2009, 01:11:02 PM
Troll bondage

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/captured_by_trolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 12, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: Richard Garner on May 12, 2009, 01:11:02 PM
Troll bondage

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/captured_by_trolls.jpg)

moar
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 13, 2009, 10:50:26 AM
You know, this poll isn't fair because I troll dozens of forums at a time.

If I was to concentrate all my trolldom in one area --- BOOM!

:lol:
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 13, 2009, 11:24:51 PM
Hmm, perhaps we can think up some kinda contest to sort this out.

Troll Olympics anyone?

John Shaw can be the referee.

Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 23, 2009, 08:16:19 AM
I'll take that as frightful concede...  :lol:
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
My only sockpuppet here is Rillion.  Always has been.  :shock:
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Rillion on May 23, 2009, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: Alex Libman 17 on May 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
My only sockpuppet here is Rillion.  Always has been.  :shock:


You wish. 
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 23, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: Rillion on May 23, 2009, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: Alex Libman 17 on May 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
My only sockpuppet here is Rillion.  Always has been.  :shock:
You wish. 

The ventriloquist dummy roasts is puppeteer - the oldest gag in the book.  :lol:


Quote from: Richard III on May 23, 2009, 03:52:07 PM
Will you at least admit that you voted for yourself more than once?

You earthlings have a bizarre understanding of "one" self.  I do not share that delusion.  :shock:
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 23, 2009, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Richard III on May 23, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
[...] voter fraud [...]

The word "fraud" doesn't apply here.  Unless you mean it like *FRAU (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frau)'d*...  Mmmm...  Teutonic whores...  :P

And I think the first few times I've voted for you.  :lol:


(http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/create.php?id=pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ERichard+III+sux%5E_%5E.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 23, 2009, 04:47:45 PM
Boo hoo hoo...  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad010.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Are you going to make a global warming movie now?
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: anarchir on May 24, 2009, 02:57:26 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 17 on May 23, 2009, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Richard III on May 23, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
[...] voter fraud [...]

The word "fraud" doesn't apply here.  Unless you mean it like *FRAU (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frau)'d*...  Mmmm...  Teutonic whores...  :P

And I think the first few times I've voted for you.  :lol:


(http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/create.php?id=pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ERichard+III+sux%5E_%5E.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom)

I wish you never discovered freesmilies.org.  Gonna adblock that site if possible.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: atomiccat on May 24, 2009, 03:19:01 AM
I think ttiby might be a new runner for the best troll award
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Andy on May 24, 2009, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 17 on May 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
My only sockpuppet here is Rillion.  Always has been.  :shock:


I knew there were no girls on the internet.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 24, 2009, 10:40:31 AM
Quote from: anarchir on May 24, 2009, 02:57:26 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 17 on May 23, 2009, 04:16:12 PM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/create.php?id=pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ERichard+III+sux%5E_%5E.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom)

I wish you never discovered freesmilies.org.

Gonna adblock that site if possible.

I knew about sites like that for ages...

but back then I had... 

what's the word... 

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)                              dignity...
          (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing006.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: kalmia on June 07, 2009, 03:56:55 PM
This poll is pretty useless without Boner Joe.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
Ur mom.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on June 07, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
I thought you were endorsing me, BonerJoe.

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-bounce009.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:05:34 PM
I picked RIII, based on the sheer number of people that will write paragraphs arguing with his silly shit. You're a close second, though.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on June 07, 2009, 04:09:35 PM
I hereby challenge you to a sumo match for your vote.

Oh, and kalmia's mom is a different kind of troll.   8)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
I'll be in New Jersey in two weeks. It's on.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Bill Brasky on June 07, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
I'll be in New Jersey in two weeks. It's on.

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/beautifuldisaster87/rocky.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 05:46:14 PM
lol
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Terror Australis on July 11, 2009, 08:40:15 AM
I voted for alex just because he trollled the skeptic forum lol
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on July 11, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
Quote from: iPrik on June 07, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
I'll be in New Jersey in two weeks. It's on.

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/beautifuldisaster87/rocky.jpg)

Apparently Alex wasn't up to the challenge.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 11, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on July 11, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
Quote from: iPrik on June 07, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
I'll be in New Jersey in two weeks. It's on.

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/beautifuldisaster87/rocky.jpg)

Apparently Alex wasn't up to the challenge.

Maybe you're lucky to avoid contact with his fluids. 
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: BonerJoe on July 11, 2009, 03:01:34 PM
eww
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 12, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
Quote from: iPrik on July 11, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on July 11, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
Quote from: iPrik on June 07, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: BonerJoe on June 07, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
I'll be in New Jersey in two weeks. It's on.

(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/beautifuldisaster87/rocky.jpg)

Apparently Alex wasn't up to the challenge.

Maybe you're lucky to avoid contact with his fluids. 

like all Jews, he sprays acid from the horns on top of his head
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on July 13, 2009, 04:25:38 PM
I was busy doing research for a new way to torture someone to death.  It's well known that detaching the two hemispheres of the brain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-brain) causes very interesting results...  I wanna see if I can turn one BonerJoe into two, mentally as well as physically!

Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: ForumTroll on August 19, 2010, 11:15:01 PM
bamp
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on August 20, 2010, 02:08:11 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 14 on July 13, 2009, 04:25:38 PM
I was busy doing research for a new way to torture someone to death.  It's well known that detaching the two hemispheres of the brain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-brain) causes very interesting results...  I wanna see if I can turn one BonerJoe into two, mentally as well as physically!



Also cures epilepsy.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 20, 2010, 02:12:11 AM
Quote from: Alex Libman 14 on July 13, 2009, 04:25:38 PM
I was busy doing research for a new way to torture someone to death.  It's well known that detaching the two hemispheres of the brain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-brain) causes very interesting results...  I wanna see if I can turn one BonerJoe into two, mentally as well as physically!



If you want results quickly enough and you don't want to get blood and bits of brain on your hands, just give them some Substance D.
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: Alex Libman on August 20, 2010, 07:29:13 AM
OK, I'm not supposed to have any more violent rants (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=32323), so BonerJoe's lobes are perfectly safe for now.

Anyway, back to me being the #1 troll, not just on this forum but in the known universe.  R3 isn't even on the same order of magnitude!  I've trolled my commie parents and I've trolled teachers and I've trolled socialist school / summer camp bureaucrats crazy!  The collapse of the Soviet Union - I deserve much of the credit!  If my parents had gone to Israel instead of New Jersey, that place would have collapsed too, but instead I've focused my troll-energy in cyberspace.  I've been trolling dial-up BBS'es, Fidonet (and similar), Usenet, e-mail mailing lists, IRC, etc since the 1990s (and my English wasn't too good back then, but I've trolled in other languages as well).  I've trolled (that is social engineered) my way to being a Co-SysOP of a "White Power" BBS, and then hacked its user database!  I've ran programming groups and .com start-up companies that were nothing but troll-shit!  I've trolled Fortune-500 companies out of tens of thousands of dollars for voodoo IT security services!  Being who I am, I even used to specialize in trolling depression, social anxiety disorder, and suicide chat / forums - I've trolled losers and fat girls on 6 different continents through the valley of shadow of death, where I was their greatest evil!  I've trolled geniuses and I've trolled billionaires and I've trolled the Russian-Jewish mafia and I've trolled presidents (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_does_one_patch_KDE2_under_FreeBSD%3F)!  So take it easy, trollpups - your greatest claim to troll-glory is being able to reflect off mine!
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: alaric89 on August 20, 2010, 07:41:45 AM
Alex, you are making the mistake that no one takes you seriously, at least I don't.
I like R3. He is interesting. His responses on the "Mr. circumcised big cock thread" were historical.
If the standard for "troll" is contradictory person who frustrates everybody on a forum I nominate avshae. He is the only person I have ever considered putting on ignore.
Can a "troll" actually believe the crap they say?
Title: Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 21, 2010, 03:52:12 AM
Quote from: alaric89 on August 20, 2010, 07:41:45 AM

Can a "troll" actually believe the crap they say?

That is when you have reached the perfect Zen of pure trolling.

I've been told I'm trolling when I'm giving my honest opinions; the Holy Domina April trolls merely by the fact of being alive.