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Alex Libman
- 14 (34.1%)
Richard the 3rd
- 11 (26.8%)
Luke Smith
- 3 (7.3%)
NHArticleTen
- 6 (14.6%)
April / DMVZ / TimeLady
- 4 (9.8%)
Brasky
- 3 (7.3%)

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TimeLady Victorious

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Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2010, 02:12:11 AM »

I was busy doing research for a new way to torture someone to death.  It's well known that detaching the two hemispheres of the brain causes very interesting results...  I wanna see if I can turn one BonerJoe into two, mentally as well as physically!



If you want results quickly enough and you don't want to get blood and bits of brain on your hands, just give them some Substance D.
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Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
« Reply #61 on: August 20, 2010, 07:29:13 AM »

OK, I'm not supposed to have any more violent rants, so BonerJoe's lobes are perfectly safe for now.

Anyway, back to me being the #1 troll, not just on this forum but in the known universe.  R3 isn't even on the same order of magnitude!  I've trolled my commie parents and I've trolled teachers and I've trolled socialist school / summer camp bureaucrats crazy!  The collapse of the Soviet Union - I deserve much of the credit!  If my parents had gone to Israel instead of New Jersey, that place would have collapsed too, but instead I've focused my troll-energy in cyberspace.  I've been trolling dial-up BBS'es, Fidonet (and similar), Usenet, e-mail mailing lists, IRC, etc since the 1990s (and my English wasn't too good back then, but I've trolled in other languages as well).  I've trolled (that is social engineered) my way to being a Co-SysOP of a "White Power" BBS, and then hacked its user database!  I've ran programming groups and .com start-up companies that were nothing but troll-shit!  I've trolled Fortune-500 companies out of tens of thousands of dollars for voodoo IT security services!  Being who I am, I even used to specialize in trolling depression, social anxiety disorder, and suicide chat / forums - I've trolled losers and fat girls on 6 different continents through the valley of shadow of death, where I was their greatest evil!  I've trolled geniuses and I've trolled billionaires and I've trolled the Russian-Jewish mafia and I've trolled presidents!  So take it easy, trollpups - your greatest claim to troll-glory is being able to reflect off mine!
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Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2010, 07:41:45 AM »

Alex, you are making the mistake that no one takes you seriously, at least I don't.
I like R3. He is interesting. His responses on the "Mr. circumcised big cock thread" were historical.
If the standard for "troll" is contradictory person who frustrates everybody on a forum I nominate avshae. He is the only person I have ever considered putting on ignore.
Can a "troll" actually believe the crap they say?
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Re: Who's the best troll on this board?
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2010, 03:52:12 AM »


Can a "troll" actually believe the crap they say?

That is when you have reached the perfect Zen of pure trolling.

I've been told I'm trolling when I'm giving my honest opinions; the Holy Domina April trolls merely by the fact of being alive.
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