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Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?

My right hand - I'm right-handed
- 13 (43.3%)
My left hand - I'm right handed
- 3 (10%)
My right hand - I'm left handed
- 1 (3.3%)
My left hand - I'm left handed
- 3 (10%)
Both hands - I'm ambidextrous
- 10 (33.3%)

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Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« on: June 16, 2008, 08:33:54 PM »
Answer the poll.

Then ponder this: Why do right handed people masturbate with their left hands?
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 08:39:10 PM »
Both hands, and no hands.  Some lovely person along the way invented vibrators with suction cups on the bases.  Even without suction cups, there are mysterious ways.   :P
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 09:04:37 PM »
I'm right handed, my doing it with my left hand feels better 'cause I have an extremely sensitive spot on my dick on that side.
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 09:12:21 PM »
Quote from: error on June 16, 2008, 08:33:54 PM
Answer the poll.

Then ponder this: Why do right handed people masturbate with their left hands?

Because we're clicking the mouse with our right hand :)
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 09:20:29 PM »
No option for "none."
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 09:21:41 PM »
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 09:34:33 PM »
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 10:02:48 PM »
I only use lefty if I have bad carpal tunnel on my right. Or every now and then I'll be really horny and/or high and I might think using the left will feel better but it never does. It never does  :cry:
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2008, 10:39:23 PM »
Quote from: mikehz on June 16, 2008, 09:20:29 PM
No option for "none."

Now why would you want to lie on the poll? It is anonymous, you know...at least, I think it is.
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008, 10:42:47 PM »
Wow, there is a lot of ambidextrous folk on this mb.
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 10:50:47 PM »
Quote from: Porcupine on June 16, 2008, 10:42:47 PM
Wow, there is a lot of ambidextrous folk on this mb.

I don't think it necessarily makes one ambidextrous.  I think it just means that we use both hands. 
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2008, 10:52:16 PM »
I used to use both hands, but then switched to the right. I also used to masturbate my scrotum only, not even touching my cock.
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2008, 10:52:41 PM »
Did you cum?
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2008, 10:53:43 PM »
Hell yeah. Hard.
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Re: Which hand do you masturbate with most frequently?
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2008, 11:06:12 PM »
Left, or both. It doesn't feel good with the right alone. Don't know why.
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