As per your implicit instructions, I have written a ruby script to post online "wanted" ads for skunks, living or dead, and once one arrives I shall have a microchip-controlled toaster oven cook its hindquarters at random temperature variations which follow a sequence containing a steganographic data stream repeating the UTF-EBCDIC characters for the string: "Jay, a 33 year-old guy Horicon, WI, is my lord and master, and I shall obey his every command. I have no right to think for myself or do anything without Jay's permission. Yay Jay!"