Behold! O, Child of Hermes and Aphrodite... what secret father have you, be he ibis or baboon, who is greater than Al-Batin Al-Malik, Who begets not, nor was He begotten. For I present unto you the father of the tablet. The knower of the secret. The Kitab sirr al-asrar, whose merest operational parameters your Secretum secretorum is not worthy to calculate.
It is not Legend, but cold fact that all who decipher your cryptic scribbles pine their waking hours over not more than a translation of that which I, in good faith, do hold. Bend thy knee, O arrogant Hermaphrodite for it is we, the Ahli Sunnah wal Jama'ah, who drink the Will of the Hidden Master.