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Title: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Evil Muppet on December 05, 2008, 12:51:42 AM
What's your opinion?  Please share your thoughts on this vital question. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 05, 2008, 12:56:22 AM
yes?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: sillyperson on December 05, 2008, 03:44:36 AM
Of course, dumbass. Do they get to eat sesame-seed bagels?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2008, 07:36:12 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 05, 2008, 07:44:54 AM
I read this as "Vaginas...are they allowed to swallow?"
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2008, 09:02:19 AM
I read this as "Vaginas...are they allowed to swallow?"

And the answer would be yes.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: BonerJoe on December 05, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
Absolutely not. I have been making this argument for years.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 01:04:53 PM
Some vegans eat honey. Some will eat eggs from "happy chickens". Some wear leather and wool.

Some vegetarians eat fish and/or chicken.


It all depends what you mean by "vegan",  "allowed" and "swallow".
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 05, 2008, 01:19:59 PM
I had a friend who dated a vegan.  He said she would swallow.  and that it would give her a tummy-ache afterwards.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 05, 2008, 01:35:50 PM
I read the question wrong... :P

Took me a day but I get it now.

You mean is a vegan allowed to swallow the product of a man's outward expression of sexual satisfaction...
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 05, 2008, 01:54:22 PM
Someone earlier was confused between a vegetarian and a vegan. A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey. By defination, a vegan will not have any animal product. That means anything that comes from a living creature should be verboten to them.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 02:00:37 PM
A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey.
That would be a lacto-ovo vegetarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacto-ovo_vegetarianism).

Can jews swallow? Is it kosher?

Is a jew that isn't kosher a jew?

Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2008, 02:08:22 PM
That is a good question blackie. Is non-Jewish semen considered kosher?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 05, 2008, 02:13:09 PM
A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey.
That would be a lacto-ovo vegetarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacto-ovo_vegetarianism).

Can jews swallow? Is it kosher?

Is a jew that isn't kosher a jew?



For the man, it would be spilling seed int vain. For the woman, I dont know offhand.
A Jew that doesnt keep kosher is still Jewish, just not observant.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2008, 02:15:14 PM
But is non-Jewish semen considered kosher? I'm guessing not hunh?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 05, 2008, 02:17:19 PM
A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey.
That would be a lacto-ovo vegetarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacto-ovo_vegetarianism).

Can jews swallow? Is it kosher?

Is a jew that isn't kosher a jew?



For the man, it would be spilling seed int vain. For the woman, I dont know offhand.
A Jew that doesnt keep kosher is still Jewish, just not observant.

even if it's just to knock out all the retarded ones?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 05, 2008, 02:18:24 PM
Believe you me, I am sitting here trying to think where I can find the answer to the question. I have arguments for both sides, but I dont know where the final verdict is.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 05, 2008, 02:20:20 PM
Believe you me, I am sitting here trying to think where I can find the answer to the question. I have arguments for both sides, but I dont know where the final verdict is.

I love this BBS.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 05, 2008, 02:20:44 PM
A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey.
That would be a lacto-ovo vegetarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacto-ovo_vegetarianism).

Can jews swallow? Is it kosher?

Is a jew that isn't kosher a jew?



For the man, it would be spilling seed int vain. For the woman, I dont know offhand.
A Jew that doesnt keep kosher is still Jewish, just not observant.

even if it's just to knock out all the retarded ones?

Yup. Since the obligation to have children is on the men, women are allowed to use condoms, but men arent.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2008, 02:21:52 PM
Some vegans eat honey. Some will eat eggs from "happy chickens". Some wear leather and wool.

Then they ain't vegans.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 02:32:16 PM
Some vegans eat honey. Some will eat eggs from "happy chickens". Some wear leather and wool.

Then they ain't vegans.
They are just not observant vegans.

There are also vegans who are ok with eating roadkill.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Rillion on December 05, 2008, 02:35:18 PM
Believe you me, I am sitting here trying to think where I can find the answer to the question. I have arguments for both sides, but I dont know where the final verdict is.

I think the answer is "no" for both vegans and Jains.  Although, I'm not sure why you'd actually want to have oral sex with either one in the first place. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
Believe you me, I am sitting here trying to think where I can find the answer to the question. I have arguments for both sides, but I dont know where the final verdict is.
Check out Rabbi Shmuley

http://www.shmuley.com/articles.php?id=180

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Students of Jewish thought are under the impression that oral sex is prohibited as a matter of law. They cite the rulings in the Code of Jewish law that says that that for a man to kiss the area of his wife?s genitals is lewd, thus prohibing cunnilingus, and that wasted seed is a severe prohibition, thus prohibiting oral sex on a man. In truth, however, these prohibitions are not law within Judaism, and the Talmud goes to great lenghts to emphasize that whatever brings pleausre to a husband and wife is permitted in marriage.
 
To be sure, there are Jewish thinkers who pursued a very ascetic line with regards to sex. They felt it was primarily about procreation and that man must not indulge in sex but rather harness and cultivate his ?higher? faculties, like his mind and his intelligence. In his opus compilation of Jewish law, the great medeival Jewish legalist, Maimonides writes: A man?s wife is permitted to him. Therefore, whatever a man wishes to do with his wife he may do. He may have intercourse whenever he pleases and he may kiss any organ he wishes. And he may have intercourse in a natural or unnatural manner as long as he does not expend semen to no purpose.
 
With this he establishes the essence of Talmudic sexuality which is extremely liberal and lax and encourages, even obligates, a husband and wife to pleasure each other. The Talmud declares that basically everything is permitted with the exception of having sex during menstruatoin and seven days thereafter, wilful and intentional destruction of seed, and thinking of other people while making love to your spouse.

So it sounds like swallowing would be OK if a non-jewish dude married a jewish chick.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2008, 05:01:56 PM
Some vegans eat honey. Some will eat eggs from "happy chickens". Some wear leather and wool.

Then they ain't vegans.
They are just not observant vegans.

There are also vegans who are ok with eating roadkill.

can you call a non-obversant vegan a vegan? 

to be a vegan means to eat nothing produced by an animal, as stated before, so if you eat stuff produced by an animal you cease to be a vegan.

if you cease to be a vegan, does PETA come to your house and kill you?

and what about plants feeling pain?  they actually show an autonomic response to having living leaves plucked, so does picking fruits and berries cause them "pain" as well?

and what about the fact that meat just plain tastes so damn good?  and if you are a vegan, you usually have to take protein supplements.  i know a vegan chick who lost all of her hair because of that.

oh, and how about the fact that when you eat a fruit, you are eating the meat of the fruit?

i say no, vegans cannot swallow semen because it comes from an animal

and aren't all men really just animals at heart?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 05:22:44 PM
 
to be a vegan means to eat nothing produced by an animal, as stated before, so if you eat stuff produced by an animal you cease to be a vegan.
No, that is not what it means. It means different things to different people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veganism
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The Vegan Society defines veganism in this way:
[T]he word "veganism" denotes a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude — as far as is possible and practical — all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of humans, animals and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.[1]

A vegan that consumes an animal product by mistake is still a vegan.

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if you cease to be a vegan, does PETA come to your house and kill you?
Vegan and PETA don't have anything to do with each other.

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and what about plants feeling pain?  they actually show an autonomic response to having living leaves plucked, so does picking fruits and berries cause them "pain" as well?
Does feeling pain turn the plants into animals?
Fruits and berries don't need to be picked. They fall off at some point.

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and what about the fact that meat just plain tastes so damn good?
Does it? I don't know many people that eat plain meat without cooking it, and they also usually add plants. Herbs and spices, for flavor.

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and if you are a vegan, you usually have to take protein supplements.
Lies.

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oh, and how about the fact that when you eat a fruit, you are eating the meat of the fruit?
But is the meat from a fruit an animal product?

Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
Blackie, I don't think you've ever explained here why you're a vegan. Can you enlighten us?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 05, 2008, 05:34:54 PM
Religious reasons (http://library.thinkquest.org/C004833/religion_en.shtml).  :P
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2008, 05:37:26 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2008, 06:47:25 PM
sarcasm blackie, learn it, love it, live it.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 05, 2008, 06:53:21 PM
Veganism is for homos.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 05, 2008, 07:37:35 PM
I've heard the argument that vegans don't use animal products because the animal gets exploited in some way by not being able to give consent. This leads me to believe that a vegan can swallow as long as the man allows it.

If vegans cannot use human products, a vegan would not be able to reproduce, or breast feed a child they are raising as a vegan.


 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2008, 07:40:36 PM
If vegans cannot use human products, a vegan would not be able to reproduce, or breast feed a child they are raising as a vegan.

woah, dude, that is something to ponder.

i mean, aren't lactating breasts really there to just be exploited in lactation porn?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: CaL DaVe on December 05, 2008, 07:45:24 PM
If vegans cannot use human products, a vegan would not be able to reproduce, or breast feed a child they are raising as a vegan.

woah, dude, that is something to ponder.

i mean, aren't lactating breasts really there to just be exploited in lactation porn?
:lol:

I'm glad I'm not a vegan.

I love that stuff  :D....I mean...uhh...mmm... :?...They really do porn of that stuff?

Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2008, 07:46:04 PM
If vegans cannot use human products, a vegan would not be able to reproduce, or breast feed a child they are raising as a vegan.

woah, dude, that is something to ponder.

i mean, aren't lactating breasts really there to just be exploited in lactation porn?
:lol:

I'm glad I'm not a vegan.

I love that stuff  :D....I mean...uhh...mmm... :?...They really do porn of that stuff?



:lol:

i thinked i peed a little.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 06, 2008, 09:18:29 AM
sarcasm blackie, learn it, love it, live it.

i know a vegan chick who lost all of her hair because of that.

How is that sarcasm?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: voodoo on December 06, 2008, 12:16:04 PM
http://www.geocities.com/fairyinboots53/vegans.html

Verdict is yes.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Evil Muppet on December 06, 2008, 12:39:29 PM
That don't work.  Those are just a bunch of undersexed geeks who lack principles. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 06, 2008, 08:20:59 PM
Veganism is for homos.
No, it's for homo kike niggers.
Homosexual getting a bit upset are ya?

homosexual > jew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Carver
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Carver considers Jews (whom he calls "the devil") to be the lowest form of human existence, followed by homosexuals, then Blacks (whom he refers to as "animals").
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 06, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
Veganism is for homos.
No, it's for homo kike niggers.
Homosexual getting a bit upset are ya?

homosexual > jew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Carver
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Carver considers Jews (whom he calls "the devil") to be the lowest form of human existence, followed by homosexuals, then Blacks (whom he refers to as "animals").
Hahaha, blackie the gay vegan citing anti-semites to back himself up!  Precious!  Dude you've got to be the most bigoted queer I've ever known!
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 06, 2008, 08:29:15 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 06, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?
Probable
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 06, 2008, 09:44:20 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 06, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

(http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/sturmer/ds16a.jpg)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 07, 2008, 10:15:50 AM
sarcasm blackie, learn it, love it, live it.

i know a vegan chick who lost all of her hair because of that.

How is that sarcasm?

that portion was not sarcasm.  the majority of what i typed was sarcasm.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 07:01:34 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/sturmer/ds16a.jpg

Why did the Nazis use that Gothic font? That shit is hard to read.   :x
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 07:21:23 PM
What I want to know is...

If you don't swallow it, where in the Hell is it supposed to go?! 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: JWI on December 07, 2008, 07:29:33 PM
What I want to know is...

If you don't swallow it, where in the Hell is it supposed to go?! 

spit?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 07:30:45 PM
What I want to know is...

If you don't swallow it, where in the Hell is it supposed to go?! 

spit?

Well for shit's sake if you're going to get it in your mouth anyway just go ahead and swallow it.   :shock:

Plus, I'd say getting up to spit, or spitting in a garbage can or something near-by is a bit of a turn-off.   :?

Maybe I'm weird. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: JWI on December 07, 2008, 07:31:51 PM
What I want to know is...

If you don't swallow it, where in the Hell is it supposed to go?! 

spit?

Well for shit's sake if you're going to get it in your mouth anyway just go ahead and swallow it.   :shock:

Plus, I'd say getting up to spit, or spitting in a garbage can or something near-by is a bit of a turn-off.   :?

Maybe I'm weird. 

Ah just pull it out and let it shoot all over ya....need a towel then I suppose.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 07:33:00 PM
Yeah, that could get messy.  Most definitely would need a towel.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 07, 2008, 08:10:57 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/sturmer/ds16a.jpg

Why did the Nazis use that Gothic font? That shit is hard to read.   :x

actually, the style they used is called blackletter  :3
Gothic or Grotesque,I believe was were words used to refer to what are now known as sans-serif fonts.

As to why the Nazis used that style...I don't really know for sure, but I think it had alot to do with tradition and culture stemming from Germany's golden age in Medieval and Renaissance times.

Today, the Blackletter style is used primarily as display-text.  It has also experienced a resurgence in design, as of late (it's use becamse suppressed after the Nazi era).  Today, the style is used to convey an edgy attitude to represent hip-hop, skateboarding, and heavy metal culture.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 07, 2008, 08:14:06 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/sturmer/ds16a.jpg

Why did the Nazis use that Gothic font? That shit is hard to read.   :x

actually, the style they used is called blackletter  :3
Gothic or Grotesque,I believe was were words used to refer to what are now known as sans-serif fonts.

As to why the Nazis used that style...I don't really know for sure, but I think it had alot to do with tradition and culture stemming from Germany's golden age in Medieval and Renaissance times.

Ah, ok. Thanks for the info.  :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 07, 2008, 08:25:34 PM
Ah, ok. Thanks for the info.  :)

you're welcome.  :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 08:29:04 PM
Geeks. 


~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So what if one vegan swallowed another vegan's jizz?   :shock:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 07, 2008, 08:47:24 PM
So what if one vegan swallowed another vegan's jizz?   :shock:

btw...I proposed this question to my vegan friend, and she assures me that swallowing semen is in no way contradictory of the vegan lifestyle.  I think the difference is the fact that we as humans are able to consent to things like that.  Veganism is by and large a movement against the subjugation of animal-life, and as the old saying goes, "you can't rape the willing."
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 07, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
So what if one vegan swallowed another vegan's jizz?   :shock:
I think the difference is the fact that we as humans are able to consent to things like that.

"Honey, could you shoot your load in my mouth so I can swallow it?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT"

...Yeah...right.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 07, 2008, 08:55:20 PM
So what if one vegan swallowed another vegan's jizz?   :shock:
I think the difference is the fact that we as humans are able to consent to things like that.

"Honey, could you shoot your load in my mouth so I can swallow it?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT"

...Yeah...right.   :lol:

:lol: of course, that sort of consent would be an involuntary reaction. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 07, 2008, 09:13:26 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

So Blackie, Do you spit or swallow?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: hellbilly on December 07, 2008, 09:59:32 PM
Baker- did you make use of that fonts link I sent you?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 12:09:46 AM
Baker- did you make use of that fonts link I sent you?

hell yeah, that shit's pimp.  8) 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:11:31 AM
I bet vegan jizz is nasty. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: rabidfurby on December 08, 2008, 12:17:15 AM
I bet vegan jizz is nasty. 

More research is obviously required.

I bet you could get a federal grant to study it.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:21:50 AM
Even if I couldn't...I wonder what the rejection letter would read.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 12:24:57 AM
Baker- did you make use of that fonts link I sent you?

hell yeah, that shit's pimp.  8) 

i also like to look for fonts here. (http://www.urbanfonts.com/)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: hellbilly on December 08, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
Baker- did you make use of that fonts link I sent you?

hell yeah, that shit's pimp.  8) 

i also like to look for fonts here. (http://www.urbanfonts.com/)

Thanks for the link dewd.. was da bomb! :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 12:35:53 AM
Baker- did you make use of that fonts link I sent you?

hell yeah, that shit's pimp.  8) 

i also like to look for fonts here. (http://www.urbanfonts.com/)

That's a really good site!  :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: YixilTesiphon on December 08, 2008, 02:15:51 AM
Even if I couldn't...I wonder what the rejection letter would read.

We're sorry your research project did not qualify for funding under the TFBS Act of 1963. Our analysts at the NSF determined it did not fit in one of our authorized funding paradigms. Please apply next year.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 02:18:44 AM
Even if I couldn't...I wonder what the rejection letter would read.

We're sorry your research project did not qualify for funding under the TFBS Act of 1963. Our analysts at the NSF determined it did not fit in one of our authorized funding paradigms. Please apply next year.

Fuck you, for ruining my fun.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 08, 2008, 07:56:49 AM
I bet vegan jizz is nasty. 

Since they eat only fruits, vegetables and grains I would think most likely vegan's jizz would taste good. From what I've read it's a diet that's high in meat and dairy that makes a man's semen "really bleachy" flavored.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 08:26:36 AM
I bet vegan jizz is nasty. 

Since they eat only fruits, vegetables and grains I would think most likely vegan's jizz would taste good. From what I've read it's a diet that's high in meat and dairy that makes a man's semen "really bleachy" flavored.

Hmm...I don't know.  I just kept thinking of brussels sprouts.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 08, 2008, 10:01:06 AM
Hmm...I don't know.  I just kept thinking of brussels sprouts.   :lol:

Well it looks like we'll just have to find some vegan men for you to test this on.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 10:27:26 AM
So Blackie, Do you spit or swallow?
I would spit in your face.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j54/LQ7/spit4flair.jpg)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:15:18 PM
Nah, the vegans are crazy.  Besides, I've sworn off men in lieu of a life dedicated to our lord and saviour Cthulhu.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 12:24:03 PM
Nah, the vegans are crazy.  Besides, I've sworn off men in lieu of a life dedicated to our lord and saviour Cthulhu.

are you sure I can't interest you in a life with Christ?
(http://www.jesuz.com/Jesus-christ_1.jpg)

He likes lambs :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
So what if one vegan swallowed another vegan's jizz?   :shock:

btw...I proposed this question to my vegan friend, and she assures me that swallowing semen is in no way contradictory of the vegan lifestyle.
For her version of vegan, anyway.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:32:24 PM
I think I'll have more fun with Cthulhu.  :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 08, 2008, 12:39:48 PM
I've just had the "Lindsey Fellates A Line of Vegan Hotties" law which requires Lindsey to blow a line of hot vegan men to taste their semen and give an indepth report of each of their steamy loads, rating them accordingly.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 12:41:16 PM
That sounds like an excellent way to get herpes in my ass, as Dick3 would say.  :-P
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Rillion on December 08, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
That sounds like an excellent way to get herpes in my ass, as Dick3 would say.  :-P

Not unless you give a really strange kind of blowjob....
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 08, 2008, 12:48:26 PM
That sounds like an excellent way to get herpes in my ass, as Dick3 would say.  :-P

Not unless you give a really strange kind of blowjob....

This.. :P
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 08, 2008, 01:17:36 PM
So Blackie, Do you spit or swallow?
I would spit in your face.



Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks, I guess it is true that a lack of vagina and meat in your diet causes negative personality traits to emerge.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 01:41:03 PM
Wait...vegans can't eat pussy?!  :shock:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 01:45:44 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 08, 2008, 03:22:41 PM
Wait...vegans can't eat pussy?!  :shock:
Well homosexual vegans don't.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 08, 2008, 03:24:39 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Haha, I love antagonizing bigots like yourself.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 03:44:09 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Haha, I love antagonizing bigots like yourself.
And I love to antagonize overly sensitive non-observant kike bigots like you.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 03:48:42 PM
Wait...vegans can't eat pussy?!  :shock:
Well homosexual vegans don't.
What if they are lesbionic?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Taors on December 08, 2008, 03:53:09 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Haha, I love antagonizing bigots like yourself.
And I love to antagonize overly sensitive non-observant kike bigots like you.

I call for bannination.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 03:54:55 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Haha, I love antagonizing bigots like yourself.
And I love to antagonize overly sensitive non-observant kike bigots like you.

I call for bannination.

as a non-jewish person, this racial slur offends me on the behalf of any jewish people i may or may not know.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 04:01:54 PM
racial slur
Kike isn't a race.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Andy on December 08, 2008, 04:03:02 PM
y r u fightin'?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 04:04:24 PM
racial slur
Kike isn't a race.

it's not like i was bein' serious, anyway.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 04:05:43 PM
Cus acting like a bigot and using slurs is fun.

Veganism is for homos.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: blackie on December 08, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
racial slur
Kike isn't a race.

it's not like i was bein' serious, anyway.
nor was I.

But by kike I don't mean all jews, just non-observant jew-trash.

Kinda like nigger isn't for all back people, just the black trash...or so I have heard.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Rillion on December 08, 2008, 04:37:25 PM
Kinda like nigger isn't for all back people, just the black trash...or so I have heard.

Yeah, that one goes over like a lead balloon.  I've never heard someone explain properly why black trash needs its own category, and why the name for that category has to be one traditionally associated with thinking all black people are animals.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 08, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
Aww, I thought gays and vegans were supposed to be tolerant folks,
Why would you think that?

I thought jews were supposed to be kosher.
Haha, I love antagonizing bigots like yourself.
And I love to antagonize overly sensitive non-observant kike bigots like you.

I call for bannination.

as a non-jewish person, this racial slur offends me on the behalf of any jewish people i may or may not know.

Being offended on other peoples behalf is what stupid people do. If I can let it go, you can let it go.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 07:40:01 PM
Doesn't "kike" mean circle?  :lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 08, 2008, 07:43:03 PM
Dont know, dont care.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 08, 2008, 07:47:25 PM
Dont know, dont care.

You should, since it's part of the history of immigration.

"The word kike was born on Ellis Island when Jewish immigrants who were illiterate (or could not use Roman-English letters), when asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary 'X,'* refused, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity, and instead made a circle. The Yiddish word for 'circle' is kikel (pronounced KY-kel), and for 'little circle,' kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."

Source: http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm (http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 08:08:29 PM
Dont know, dont care.

You should, since it's part of the history of immigration.

"The word kike was born on Ellis Island when Jewish immigrants who were illiterate (or could not use Roman-English letters), when asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary 'X,'* refused, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity, and instead made a circle. The Yiddish word for 'circle' is kikel (pronounced KY-kel), and for 'little circle,' kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."

Source: http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm (http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm)

interesting.  I did not know this.

(http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 08, 2008, 08:33:42 PM
Dont know, dont care.

You should, since it's part of the history of immigration.

"The word kike was born on Ellis Island when Jewish immigrants who were illiterate (or could not use Roman-English letters), when asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary 'X,'* refused, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity, and instead made a circle. The Yiddish word for 'circle' is kikel (pronounced KY-kel), and for 'little circle,' kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."

Source: http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm (http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm)

interesting.  I did not know this.

(http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg)
I feel edified.  Something I should have known but did not until now.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 08, 2008, 10:10:08 PM
That sounds like an excellent way to get herpes in my ass, as Dick3 would say.  :-P

Not unless you give a really strange kind of blowjob....

This.. :P

Immaculate infection.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 08, 2008, 10:34:12 PM
Dont know, dont care.

You should, since it's part of the history of immigration.

"The word kike was born on Ellis Island when Jewish immigrants who were illiterate (or could not use Roman-English letters), when asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary 'X,'* refused, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity, and instead made a circle. The Yiddish word for 'circle' is kikel (pronounced KY-kel), and for 'little circle,' kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."

Source: http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm (http://kpearson.faculty.tcnj.edu/Dictionary/kike.htm)

interesting.  I did not know this.

(http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg)
I feel edified.  Something I should have known but did not until now.

haha!  and now I just learned a new vocabulary word! :)
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: hellbilly on December 09, 2008, 12:43:54 AM
Man I'm tired.

I got big niggardly kikes under my eyes.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: bakerbaker on December 09, 2008, 01:29:54 AM
Man I'm tired.

I got big niggardly kikes under my eyes.

:lol:
hahahahaha ha

i get it.  yer gettin' dark circles under yer eyes?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 09, 2008, 08:48:15 AM
Man I'm tired.

I got big niggardly kikes under my eyes.

<Kenneth>REPORTED!!!!!</Kenneth>
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Lindsey on December 09, 2008, 08:51:59 AM
Man I'm tired.

I got big niggardly kikes under my eyes.

<Kenneth>REPORTED!!!!!</Kenneth>

Ugh. 
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 09, 2008, 08:59:37 AM
Man I'm tired.

I got big niggardly kikes under my eyes.

<Kenneth>REPORTED!!!!!</Kenneth>

Ugh. 

I'm just keeping to the rules of the message board.
















































:lol:
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: conrad from spain on December 15, 2008, 05:20:35 AM
Yes, in fact Vegans need semen for their dose of Vitamin B12. I volunteer as a donor if anyone needs help.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 15, 2008, 07:37:05 PM
Yes, in fact Vegans need semen for their dose of Vitamin B12. I volunteer as a donor if anyone needs help.

That could be taken the wrong way. Suppose a male vegan wasnts your vitamin b12?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 15, 2008, 07:42:06 PM
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Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Andy on December 16, 2008, 04:33:26 PM
Yes, in fact Vegans need semen for their dose of Vitamin B12. I volunteer as a donor if anyone needs help.

That could be taken the wrong way. Suppose a male vegan wasnts your vitamin b12?

He could be gay.
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: sinceredagreat on December 24, 2008, 02:35:57 PM
JB, whats the chance he has stacks of "Der Strumer" hidden in his closet?

Is that anything like The Chicago Tribune?
Better cartoons.

(http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/sturmer/ds16a.jpg)

That made me crap myself in laughter...
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 24, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: atomiccat on December 24, 2008, 03:56:58 PM
Someone earlier was confused between a vegetarian and a vegan. A vegetarian will not eat animals but will have milk, eggs, and honey. By defination, a vegan will not have any animal product. That means anything that comes from a living creature should be verboten to them.

so the answer is no true vegans don't swallow because it comes from a living creature
Title: Re: Vegans....Are they allowed to swallow?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on March 04, 2009, 07:42:33 PM
another good question is do vegans need a refrigerator?

i mean they do not eat flesh or anything that rots...

i know that fruit/veg can go bad, but thats if you dont eat em.

With that kind of logic (you dont need a fridge if you are just going to eat your food) no one needs a fridge.