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« on: August 20, 2007, 06:33:24 PM »

Over:

Under:

Sideways:

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 06:35:04 PM »

This is a psych test.  If you don't pick over you're psycho.
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 06:40:51 PM »

This is a psych test.  If you don't pick over you're psycho.

Ditto
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 07:08:01 PM »

I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 07:24:25 PM »

What the shit.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 07:30:55 PM »

I've never understood why someone would want to roll "under".  It's annoying.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 07:31:19 PM »

I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.

I think you can count that as sideways.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 07:35:21 PM »

You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 08:45:56 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 09:59:19 PM »

You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.

^^ Proof that economists are NOT rational, despite our insistence that others be. ^^
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 11:15:59 PM »

Over. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 09:44:44 AM »

Which ever way I happen to put the toilet paper roll on, I don't think about it in the slightest.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 02:06:29 PM »

You ignorant bastards. If you roll over then any dangling of paper will be further from the wall than if you were rolling under, intruding into your valuable toilet-sitting, magazine-reading space.

That's pretty much the kind of heated reaction I got once when I suggested "over". It traumatized me so much that I'm not now an "under" guy.

EDIT: Fixed a typo that completely altered the intention of my statement  :oops:

« Last Edit: August 22, 2007, 11:28:00 AM by dalebert »
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 05:42:54 PM »

Fuckin morons.  Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush.  Whats it for?  For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia.  If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 05:48:00 PM »

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I don't have a toilet paper thingee. I just leave the rolls on the counter/newspaper basket/toilet tank top. It's a lot more convenient.

Worst way to dispense and unsightly in my opinion.  Over ftw!

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