Toilet Paper

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Ed]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I keep those on hand and use as needed. They are not meant to replace toilet paper. Anal hygiene is very important for gay guys. My ass is probably cleaner than most of your mouths, at least Ed and Bonerjoe's mouths. Look at the language they use here. You guys should wash your mouths out with moist anal wipes!
 

Why do you keep bringing up Jay and I? This is like the second or third time. What's the deal? Got a crush on one of us?

[bonerjoe]

I am surprised no one has suggested the use of those pre-moistened wipes like people use on babies. That seems to be the way to go.

I've heard that using those after toilet paper works well.

Now that I have to clean shit off of peoples asses alot, wipes are the way to go. My kids insist on having a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet. Fisrt they use half a roll of toilet paper, then a  baby wipe or 50.....and they still don't flush.

I never understood why vegans use toilet paper. Use your hand, it's natural.

[The Muslim Agorist]

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

Use your hand, it's natural.

It’s funny cause you think you’re kidding


This has been your daily culture shock

[bonerjoe]

I know the left hand is the unclean hand. I'm not stupid.

[Bill Brasky]

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

Use your hand, it's natural.

It’s funny cause you think you’re kidding


This has been your daily culture shock

I'm fully aware of the methods used for cleaning assholes in other cultures.

Consider me to be a specialist of such things, for future reference. 

[dalebert]

Why do you keep bringing up Jay and I? This is like the second or third time. What's the deal? Got a crush on one of us?

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[bonerjoe]

Eww.

[Ed]

Eww.

He's totally into you, dude.

[fisher]

I never understood why vegans use toilet paper.

they only use toilet paper that isn't made out of animal products

[bonerjoe]

I never understood why vegans use toilet paper.

they only use toilet paper that isn't made out of animal products

But the removal of trees kills animals. Even if they are grown for that purpose.

[velojym]

Fuckin morons.  Look near the sink, theres a toothbrush.  Whats it for?  For scrubbing the crud off your teeth.

Now look near the toilet.  Theres an assbrush.  Whats it for?  Its for scrubbing the crud off your shitty ass.  Water, brush.  Scrub your asshole. 

The paper is for the females to blot the single drip of pee off their adorable labia.  If toilet paper was for men, it would have a steel frame, be the size of paper towels, and have pictures of tits on every sheet.

lol

over in this household. There is just something wrong with under

What would you need toilet paper for?

Cheryl Crow would love you. Evidently it only takes one square for her to wipe the cobwebs from her dried-up puckerhole, and she believes it should be plenty for the rest of us, too.

[dalebert]

I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. 

[error]

I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. 

Asshole.

[Lindsey]

I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. 

Asshole.

This. 

[Ed]

I put the toilet paper on under-handed and one of my roommates immediately flipped it. 

Asshole.

This. 

...is what you wipe?