Shrine Baby Ban?

Yes

78 (39.8%)

No

62 (31.6%)

Don't Care

56 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 93

[Lindsey]

Ban the diaper-wearing droolers! They provide zero listener/surfer stimulation. We check the Shrine for pictures of HOT women. (We might better spend our time coming up with a rating system for those over 18).

My .02... King Tut ruled an entire kingdom when he was 10, and you know he had tons of hot ladies, as many as he wanted, anytime, anyplace, any position. So, if you can rule a country at 10, and pick out hot chicks for your harem, that should be the minimum age to submit your photo. At that age, one can obviously use their own brain to decide that listening to FTL is a kick ass way to spend some time. No TNA shots from those under 18 please. Don't get Ian arrested!

There are all kinds of women on the shrine.  They don't HAVE to be hot.  It's always been stated that it's not a beauty contest of any kind, so I don't like the idea of ratings. 

[Oedipus Rex]

I'd say if the babies are removed, that the remover is probably a bigoted ageist.

[Lindsey]

I'd say if the babies are removed, that the remover is probably a bigoted ageist.

I'd say that's a little extreme, to be completely honest.  I voted "I don't care" because I don't.  I don't feel like the presence of infants on the shrine is helping anything, nor is it hindering anything.  It's just a baby.  A male baby, I could understand not allowing on the shrine...because it's male.  But, in the immortal words of my drunken co-worker Amanda:  "Whatever motherfucker". 

[Bill Brasky]

I think I'm gonna get a total fuckslut who doesn't care about the show at all to sit on my lap and hold the sign, just so I can be in there. 

Maybe I'll do it over and over, with dozens of different bimbos. 

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

I think I'm gonna get a total fuckslut who doesn't care about the show at all to sit on my lap and hold the sign, just so I can be in there. 

Maybe I'll do it over and over, with dozens of different bimbos. 

Funny, I was thinking of doing the same thing.

[Bill Brasky]

I think I'm gonna get a total fuckslut who doesn't care about the show at all to sit on my lap and hold the sign, just so I can be in there. 

Maybe I'll do it over and over, with dozens of different bimbos. 

Funny, I was thinking of doing the same thing.

First to a hundred wins a lifetime supply of internets. 

[spicynujac]

  A male baby, I could understand not allowing on the shrine...because it's male.   

But my point is how are you going to know whether the baby is a male or female?  They look the same to me.  Babies are asexual until they hit puberty.  And someone will start posting male "imposter" baby pictures and we will have another Bridget scandal.

[Lindsey]

  A male baby, I could understand not allowing on the shrine...because it's male.   

But my point is how are you going to know whether the baby is a male or female?  They look the same to me.  Babies are asexual until they hit puberty.  And someone will start posting male "imposter" baby pictures and we will have another Bridget scandal.

I understand and agree with your point, in fact - I've been leaning toward the side to eliminate babies from the shrine the entire time.  It's just such a trivial issue that I can't really bring myself to argue about it.  They're babies, let it go. 

[Osborne]

Serious Head Injuries Prompt Recall of Bumbo Baby Sitter Seats
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08046.html

That Bumpo recall was absurd. Parents were putting them on the kitchen counter and babies were tumbling to their death. So what they did was recall all of them and then shipped them back with a label that said something like "Do not place Bumpo chair on counter, dumb ass."

Morons. I say the dead babies got off easy if they were being raised by parents who were that stupid.

[Harry Tuttle]

Serious Head Injuries Prompt Recall of Bumbo Baby Sitter Seats
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08046.html

That Bumpo recall was absurd. Parents were putting them on the kitchen counter and babies were tumbling to their death. So what they did was recall all of them and then shipped them back with a label that said something like "Do not place Bumpo chair on counter, dumb ass."

Morons. I say the dead babies got off easy if they were being raised by parents who were that stupid.

I think that goes for a lot of these recalls. Its like the lead paint on toys - I think the parents would have to force-feed the toys to their children on a daily basis for them to get enough lead to hurt them. But people are acting like the government should go to war with China over it.

[Rillion]

No TNA shots from those under 18 please.

Do you also say "for all intensive purposes" or "all tolled"?  Just curious. 

[Bill Brasky]

Tomorrow's FARK Headline: FTL Fan Kills Child: Posing For Shrine Photo

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[Evil Muppet]

babies are cute.  why would anyone care?  They look and they see a baby and they go.  "ahhhhh look at the cute baby'   they certainly do not go one and on about how babies are not actually listening and all that other bullshit. 

[Puke]

When are we eating the babies?